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2022-05-16 12:34:23 AM  
Pay taxes and we'll build a nicer space station.
 
2022-05-16 3:11:57 AM  
Oh Challenger, why did you have to happen so early?
 
2022-05-16 4:16:04 AM  
Welcome to space, it kinda sucks.
 
2022-05-16 5:20:50 AM  
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2022-05-16 8:13:29 AM  
A healthy work/life balance?

Talk to rig workers, when you're on the rig it's all work, the balance comes from the two on/two off schedule.  With astronauts when you're on the station it's all work, but you get plenty of time for balance between missions.

In short, quit your biatching.
 
2022-05-16 8:24:41 AM  
It's easy to forget that astronauts do actual work and don't just float around for fun.

No. No it is not something that people forget. Sheesh
 
2022-05-16 9:03:42 AM  

wildcardjack: Welcome to space, it kinda sucks.


This.

Space travel is going to suck for quote some time.
Space makes Australia look like a safe space.
 
2022-05-16 10:06:14 AM  
It's easy to forget that astronauts do actual work and don't just float around for fun. Many are tasked with important scientific research on their missions.

Oh sh*t, that's right.  I thought space was about laser-sword fights,  kissing your sister, and building Death Stars.
 
2022-05-16 10:18:11 AM  

SpectroBoy: wildcardjack: Welcome to space, it kinda sucks.

This.

Space travel is going to suck for quote some time.
Space makes Australia look like a safe space.


...you know something the rest of us don't about space creatures and plants?
 
2022-05-16 10:19:42 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: It's easy to forget that astronauts do actual work and don't just float around for fun. Many are tasked with important scientific research on their missions.

Oh sh*t, that's right.  I thought space was about laser-sword fights,  kissing your sister, and building Death Stars.


I thought space was about travelling at Warp 10, turning into lizards with your Captain, then having lizard babies?
 
2022-05-16 11:02:03 AM  

aleister_greynight: Pay taxes and we'll build a nicer space station.


Those turds farting around in space are using money someone else worked for.  Theyre using that free company stock money.

They would never blow that much of any money they worked for on their own.

Its easy spending money u didnt have to work for.

--murca
 
2022-05-16 11:04:34 AM  

EvilEgg: A healthy work/life balance?

Talk to rig workers, when you're on the rig it's all work, the balance comes from the two on/two off schedule.  With astronauts when you're on the station it's all work, but you get plenty of time for balance between missions.

In short, quit your biatching.


They arent up their to work.

They are spending that free money they got from owning stocks.

They are up their to get attention from their rich friends and to entertain themselves.
 
2022-05-16 11:05:11 AM  

dbirchall: SpectroBoy: wildcardjack: Welcome to space, it kinda sucks.

This.

Space travel is going to suck for quote some time.
Space makes Australia look like a safe space.

...you know something the rest of us don't about space creatures and plants?


Just meant that space itself (vacuum, radiation, meteorites, etc.) is very dangerous for ugly bags of mostly water that require air.
 
2022-05-16 11:05:43 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: It's easy to forget that astronauts do actual work and don't just float around for fun. Many are tasked with important scientific research on their missions.

Oh sh*t, that's right.  I thought space was about laser-sword fights,  kissing your sister, and building Death Stars.


And ropes of cum flying thru the air wo gravity
 
2022-05-16 11:06:34 AM  
Creating holograms with Microsoft Hololens? Why does that need to happen on a space station? What is potentially groundbreaking about using AR in space?
 
2022-05-16 11:07:10 AM  

basicstock: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: It's easy to forget that astronauts do actual work and don't just float around for fun. Many are tasked with important scientific research on their missions.

Oh sh*t, that's right.  I thought space was about laser-sword fights,  kissing your sister, and building Death Stars.

I thought space was about travelling at Warp 10, turning into lizards with your Captain, then having lizard babies?


There is only one lizard cumming in space.....
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