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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   Calling 911 repeatedly to report that President Biden needs to go to jail only gets you put in jail   (wfla.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Joe Biden, Jacob Philbeck, Democratic Party, call-taker, Pinellas County, Florida, arrest report, President Joe Biden, Barack Obama  
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2022-05-15 11:09:51 PM  
FTFA:  "Documents indicated alcohol may have been an influence. "

IOW, drunk MAGAt.  What did you expect?
 
2022-05-16 5:38:19 AM  
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2022-05-16 5:40:19 AM  
Wow, I'd have guessed that if you called the cops in Florida to biatch about Biden they'd turn up at your house with beers. Having a Simpson's flashback - "Am proceeding on foot. We need pretzels, repeat, need pretzels!"
 
2022-05-16 5:51:12 AM  
Dumbass. That's what 311 is for.
 
2022-05-16 5:59:06 AM  
Someone's aiming for a spot on Tuckyo Rose's show I am not joking,
 
2022-05-16 6:10:25 AM  
Alcohol sure. But a big helping of stupidity was likely a factor.
 
2022-05-16 6:28:54 AM  
There is no reasoning with Florida Man.
 
2022-05-16 6:33:08 AM  
Jesus Christ, Joe.  What did you do now?  These well-read and completely stable PATRIOTS keep telling us you and your buddies need to be LOCKED up.  Is there no end to your ASSAULT on our laws and the general DECENCY of society?
 
2022-05-16 6:37:47 AM  
They should put "I did that" stickers all over inside his cell before they lock him up
 
2022-05-16 6:43:17 AM  
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2022-05-16 6:45:47 AM  
"Free El Chapo", also known as  "Please search my house for drugs"
 
2022-05-16 7:30:13 AM  
I'm only seeing two calls he made to 911, were there more than that?  My wife's a dispatcher and if someone pulled this in her equally loony Republican city they would get a stern lecture on the use of 911 but unless they came after the officer responding it would end there.
 
2022-05-16 7:42:29 AM  
"I mean, he worked FOR a Black guy! Why didn't you arrest him THEN? Do I gotta do ALL the police work?"
 
2022-05-16 7:49:24 AM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: I'm only seeing two calls he made to 911, were there more than that?  My wife's a dispatcher and if someone pulled this in her equally loony Republican city they would get a stern lecture on the use of 911 but unless they came after the officer responding it would end there.


Perhaps they were two very long calls and the dispatcher isn't allowed to hang up?
 
2022-05-16 8:00:39 AM  

Fireproof: Ken VeryBigLiar: I'm only seeing two calls he made to 911, were there more than that?  My wife's a dispatcher and if someone pulled this in her equally loony Republican city they would get a stern lecture on the use of 911 but unless they came after the officer responding it would end there.

Perhaps they were two very long calls and the dispatcher isn't allowed to hang up?


You can cut in on people if they're doing this and tell them unless they have an actual emergency to hang up and terminate the call.  He wasn't acting like it was a domestic violence incident and he couldn't talk, just a loud mouth a-hole.  Not mad he got what he got though.
 
2022-05-16 8:07:18 AM  
When are we going to admit that the entire republican party is just one large group delusion? It's an actual mental illness that people voluntarily adopt, then never look back. It's a modern-day Salem witch trial.
 
2022-05-16 8:41:52 AM  
Silly MAGAT, that's what C-Span is for.
 
2022-05-16 8:42:22 AM  
What, did he expect 911 to say "Omg, we had no idea he botched the withdrawal of Afghanistan and was president during the biggest gas price hike ever. Thank you for letting us know! We'll send officers right away!"?
 
2022-05-16 8:53:48 AM  

Lexx: Silly MAGAT, that's what C-Span is for.


And here's Martha, calling on the Republican line....
 
2022-05-16 9:50:16 AM  
To be fair almost everyone in washington belongs in jail.
 
2022-05-16 10:15:24 AM  

Lexx: Silly MAGAT, that's what C-Span is for.


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2022-05-16 10:17:26 AM  

MythDragon: What, did he expect 911 to say "Omg, we had no idea he botched the withdrawal of Afghanistan and was president during the biggest gas price hike ever. Thank you for letting us know! We'll send officers right away!"?


He was probably the kind of guy who, like the Central Park Karen, thought he could get the cops to do whatever he wanted + got high on the latest social media derp, and getting shiatfaced took that up to 11.
 
2022-05-16 12:20:35 PM  
I wonder where the El Chapo thing comes from. Is that a new Q Anon thing?
 
2022-05-16 1:22:38 PM  
Where is his MAGA hat?
 
2022-05-16 2:36:15 PM  

morg: I wonder where the El Chapo thing comes from. Is that a new Q Anon thing?


I'm completely guessing here, so I may be wrong, but it's probably something like El Chapo is actually JFK Jr. in disguise who was hiding out and selling drugs to Mexicans in order to raise money to build Trump's wall and make Mexico pay for it, and his incarceration is preventing the funding from getting to Trump and having him resume his rightful place as God-Emperor of the United Confederate States. It's possible I'm wrong, but give em enough time and they'll eventually start blabbering about something like this.
 
2022-05-16 6:36:23 PM  
That was totally unfair to arrest him...he was just expressing his opinion. I only hope he wasn't treated as horribly as all those fine patriots from Jan 6th have been treated. They're all...very special...
 
2022-05-16 9:58:13 PM  

stuffy: Where is his MAGA hat?


Which one?
 
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