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(Fox 32 Chicago)   Since the child pornography apparently didn't do it for him, an Arby's manager admits to urinating 'at least twice' in the milkshake mix for 'sexual gratification'   (fox32chicago.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Child pornography, Pornography, Sexuality, Washington, Stephen Sharp, Police, Vancouver, Washington, Fox Broadcasting Company  
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1907 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2022 at 6:30 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-16 12:41:42 AM  
There's nothing sexual about urinating, my dude.  Unless your're German.
 
2022-05-16 2:51:01 AM  

syrynxx: There's nothing sexual about urinating, my dude.  Unless your're German.


Or TFG.
/Allegedly
 
2022-05-16 3:15:30 AM  
Sir!  This is an Arby's!
 
2022-05-16 6:33:19 AM  
At least he's keeping hydrated.
 
2022-05-16 6:33:31 AM  
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2022-05-16 6:34:31 AM  

syrynxx: There's nothing sexual about urinating, my dude.  Unless your're German.


Or R Kelly....
 
2022-05-16 6:34:31 AM  
And that's enough internet for today.
 
2022-05-16 6:40:16 AM  
Call me old fashioned, but I think it's romantic
 
2022-05-16 6:41:28 AM  

syrynxx: There's nothing sexual about urinating, my dude.  Unless your're German.


I thought the stereotype was that Germans were into scheisse?
 
2022-05-16 6:42:09 AM  
Someone let him know " dude we didn't need another reason not to go to Arby's. "
 
2022-05-16 6:42:16 AM  
So their lemon Frosty wasn't just testing a new product?
 
2022-05-16 6:42:34 AM  
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2022-05-16 6:43:17 AM  
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2022-05-16 6:50:03 AM  
Transgressions are flexible if you're into transgressions.
 
2022-05-16 6:51:26 AM  
He's got the meats.
 
2022-05-16 6:54:55 AM  
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/ And because somebody's gonna need it spelled out for them, Sexy Losers is NSFW
 
2022-05-16 6:57:01 AM  
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This time, next year.
 
2022-05-16 7:00:32 AM  
Damn right, he's worse than you
He could teach you, but he got charged
 
2022-05-16 7:00:36 AM  

CivilizedTiger: SexyLosers027.jpg

/ And because somebody's gonna need it spelled out for them, Sexy Losers is NSFW


What kind of uptight office do YOU work in?
 
2022-05-16 7:03:30 AM  
Officers are asking for any customers that purchased a milkshake from the Arby's at 221 NE 104 Ave, Vancouver WA on Oct. 30 and 31, 2021, and have a receipt to please contact them.

Yes, because people keep their fast food receipts for months on end.
 
2022-05-16 7:08:31 AM  

Creoena: Officers are asking for any customers that purchased a milkshake from the Arby's at 221 NE 104 Ave, Vancouver WA on Oct. 30 and 31, 2021, and have a receipt to please contact them.

Yes, because people keep their fast food receipts for months on end.



Never know when you'll need to prove you bought that donut.
 
2022-05-16 7:14:54 AM  
Sir, this is an Arby's.
 
2022-05-16 7:17:37 AM  

syrynxx: There's nothing sexual about urinating, my dude.  Unless your're German.


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2022-05-16 7:22:06 AM  

Unsung_Hero: syrynxx: There's nothing sexual about urinating, my dude.  Unless your're German.

I thought the stereotype was that Germans were into scheisse?


You cannot poop without peeing.

/I have pooped before.
 
2022-05-16 7:25:07 AM  
That dude is like, really McBroken
 
2022-05-16 7:31:54 AM  

foo monkey: Sir!  This is an Arby's!


Sir, this is an Our Pees.
 
2022-05-16 7:39:58 AM  
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2022-05-16 7:52:04 AM  
This is amazing. Usually a machine like this will have literally gallons of premix in there at at time, churning around and creating creamy goodness. The flavors are harsh and hard, and there are a lot of fats. There is no way anyone noticed 200 ml of this guy's contribution no matter how nasty it was, and there is no way it had any health effect on anyone.

They would not even be able to prosecute the guy if it were not for his confession, in a guilt-ridden state, to peeing in the mix.

And I guess that makes the case entirely one of mens rhea about men's urea.
 
2022-05-16 7:53:37 AM  
Jamocha!
 
2022-05-16 7:57:46 AM  
I want to see what Wendy's Twitter account says about this.
 
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2022-05-16 8:02:15 AM  
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and damn right they're younger than yours
 
2022-05-16 8:05:54 AM  

Creoena: Officers are asking for any customers that purchased a milkshake from the Arby's at 221 NE 104 Ave, Vancouver WA on Oct. 30 and 31, 2021, and have a receipt to please contact them.

Yes, because people keep their fast food receipts for months on end.


Ijs, all my fastfood receipts from the last 9 months are still in the door pocket of my car. There's probably 5 or 6 of them. I keep forgetting to clean them out when the car is washed.
 
2022-05-16 8:07:10 AM  

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Facts, and why none of my receipts are from arbys
 
2022-05-16 8:07:19 AM  
Police said Sharp then confessed to detectives that he urinated at least twice in the milkshake mixture for sexual gratification.

I know that's gotta be on pronhub but I'm not going to look for it.
 
2022-05-16 8:09:39 AM  

buserror: foo monkey: Sir!  This is an Arby's!

Sir, this is an Our Pees.


I hate that I liked this as much as I did.
 
2022-05-16 8:21:19 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Creoena: Officers are asking for any customers that purchased a milkshake from the Arby's at 221 NE 104 Ave, Vancouver WA on Oct. 30 and 31, 2021, and have a receipt to please contact them.

Yes, because people keep their fast food receipts for months on end.


Never know when you'll need to prove you bought that donut.


Mitch Hedberg - The donut joke
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2022-05-16 8:21:45 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Creoena: Officers are asking for any customers that purchased a milkshake from the Arby's at 221 NE 104 Ave, Vancouver WA on Oct. 30 and 31, 2021, and have a receipt to please contact them.

Yes, because people keep their fast food receipts for months on end.


Never know when you'll need to prove you bought that donut.


I understood that reference.
 
2022-05-16 8:32:04 AM  

Creoena: Officers are asking for any customers that purchased a milkshake from the Arby's at 221 NE 104 Ave, Vancouver WA on Oct. 30 and 31, 2021, and have a receipt to please contact them.

Yes, because people keep their fast food receipts for months on end.


I always use a CC, that would count.

I was wondering why the milkshakes tasted better that week

/5% cash back
//Some stuff at Arby's is pretty good
 
2022-05-16 8:38:25 AM  

syrynxx: There's nothing sexual about urinating, my dude.  Unless your're German.


Nothing like flipping through the porn pages and seeing a lady with her legs spread just passing all over the place.  Talk about a mood killer. Who wants to see that shiat? What's wrong with people? And why is that in my search for trans midget clowns getting banged by horses while Japanese school girls puke on them?
 
2022-05-16 8:51:07 AM  
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2022-05-16 8:52:57 AM  
I would 100% rather not know.
 
2022-05-16 8:54:40 AM  
Obligatory...
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2022-05-16 8:58:38 AM  
would have gotten away with it except for that damned asparagus
 
2022-05-16 9:20:52 AM  
Urine is definitely disgusting, but at least it usually doesn't pose an epidemiological risk...
 
2022-05-16 9:22:36 AM  
Need the real story.... last one heard said he peed in empty mix containers and threw them away..  meh.. worked for the franchise owner here in the 80s : stores were clean, inspected daily, no violations on health dep't reports.. food was good.  managers had to toe the line or be replaced.  This is not about Arbys, this is about a person with a fetish who doesn't work for Arbys anymore.
 
2022-05-16 9:24:13 AM  
I assume Arby's has a meat milkshake.
 
2022-05-16 9:29:19 AM  

LarryDan43: I assume Arby's has a meat milkshake.


Nope...  last I was aware of was vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and mocha flavoring, added to the vanilla base mix.
 
2022-05-16 10:15:34 AM  
Authorities then got in contact with Sharp on May 10 and said Sharp confessed to downloading and distributing child pornography and having a sexual interest in children.

He also told them he was a night manager at the Arby's.


Now that's how you build up to a punchline.
 
2022-05-16 10:16:53 AM  

OlderGuy: Need the real story.... last one heard said he peed in empty mix containers and threw them away..  meh.. worked for the franchise owner here in the 80s : stores were clean, inspected daily, no violations on health dep't reports.. food was good.  managers had to toe the line or be replaced.  This is not about Arbys, this is about a person with a fetish who doesn't work for Arbys anymore.


Even though every thing you said is probably true, I'll be surprised if that location is still open by the end of the summer. All it takes is one incident like this to hit the news to kill a franchise location unless it is on an interstate. All the locals will avoid it from now on.
 
2022-05-16 10:56:57 AM  

cautionflag: OlderGuy: Need the real story.... last one heard said he peed in empty mix containers and threw them away..  meh.. worked for the franchise owner here in the 80s : stores were clean, inspected daily, no violations on health dep't reports.. food was good.  managers had to toe the line or be replaced.  This is not about Arbys, this is about a person with a fetish who doesn't work for Arbys anymore.

Even though every thing you said is probably true, I'll be surprised if that location is still open by the end of the summer. All it takes is one incident like this to hit the news to kill a franchise location unless it is on an interstate. All the locals will avoid it from now on.


Won't disagree with that at all... that location might want to get rid of milkshakes totally....
 
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