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(Not All Heroes Wear Capes)   Looks like Elise Stefanik forgot to register a common domain name. How nice that someone stepped up and lent a helping hand   (elisestefanik2022.com) divider line
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2022-05-15 10:02:39 PM  
Good. I'm glad the person or people responsible for the website now are not being gentle about it.

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2022-05-16 3:12:56 AM  

thorpe: Good. I'm glad the person or people responsible for the website now are not being gentle about it.

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I appreciate the irony of criticizing others for their "harshly written letters" in a harshly written letter
 
2022-05-16 3:15:47 AM  
Are we sure this is satire?  Being monsters and god-kings are already GOP talking points.
 
2022-05-16 3:16:34 AM  
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2022-05-16 3:29:15 AM  
This is a cool book if you want to actually resist the stupid coup and the stupid nazis and i dunno resist anyone else who is dominating your town to death.

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Making smarmy websites is effective and cool. But like... I imagine that before November, this shiat is gonna get more depresing than StrongSad's cum sock on laundry day. This book restores hope and adds a layer of analysis to opposing shiatty people. It is pre-internet but still good - might be a classic of ethnography one day. (The author went on to write Seeing Like a State).
 
2022-05-16 3:30:20 AM  
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2022-05-16 3:33:02 AM  

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As always, the only people PROUD to be white, do that because they have nothing else about themselves that they can be positive about.
 
2022-05-16 3:35:13 AM  
Ouch .. Good on whoever did that ..
 
2022-05-16 3:41:39 AM  
With a picture that says, "I can count to potato."

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/ not sorry
 
2022-05-16 3:45:59 AM  
The people responsible for this haven't had time to do their Gaetz site yet. http://CongressmanGaetz.com resolves to the Wiki entry for sex_trafficking. I admire the placeholder.
 
2022-05-16 3:55:19 AM  

Burn_The_Plows: The people responsible for this haven't had time to do their Gaetz site yet. http://CongressmanGaetz.com resolves to the Wiki entry for sex_trafficking. I admire the placeholder.


That doesn't sound right.

I'm amused by what they used for a placeholder.

Or maybe: F­ry'sEy­e­s­[nospam-﹫-backwards]t­sa­M­-f­laH*JPG
 
2022-05-16 3:58:07 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: With a picture that says, "I can count to potato."

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/ not sorry


Look at her eyes.  To her, the whole world is a Magic Eye poster and only she can see the sailboat. That's why her eyes are screwed up, so she can see the white sailboat.
 
2022-05-16 4:04:23 AM  
Brutal.

MOAR!
 
2022-05-16 4:07:43 AM  
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Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-N.Y.) disembarks a U.S. Border Patrol air boat on a tour of the U.S.-Mexico border in Eagle Pass, Tex., in April. (Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post)
 
2022-05-16 4:09:37 AM  
Excellent! Well done.
 
2022-05-16 4:09:44 AM  
They never tire of yelling about Mexicans, do they.
 
2022-05-16 4:19:02 AM  

Alphax: centrifugal bumblepuppy: [assets.amuniversal.com image 750x504]

As always, the only people PROUD to be white, do that because they have nothing else about themselves that they can be positive about.


Hey, I was proud and happy to be white!

/once
//some friends were trying to figure out accent colors for a new outfit they were sewing up for a friend that did drag
///none of them matched the skin tone in question - and you can't trust pics/images for shiat on that - so I got to clothes horse some jackets, gloves, and a cravat to see what worked
////thankfully the person in question was a LOT prettier than me - but skin tones matched so it worked.  They looked pretty good in it :)
 
2022-05-16 4:20:15 AM  

Burn_The_Plows: The people responsible for this haven't had time to do their Gaetz site yet. http://CongressmanGaetz.com resolves to the Wiki entry for sex_trafficking. I admire the placeholder.


That reminds me of something...*googles* Aww shucks, they took it down.
/google "miserable failure"
 
2022-05-16 4:53:37 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: With a picture that says, "I can count to potato."

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/ not sorry


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She'll get it right with a little practice.

(Ron Desantis has been mimicking his faces and hand gestures for some time now, Elise had better catch up.)
 
2022-05-16 4:55:59 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: With a picture that says, "I can count to potato."

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/ not sorry


I think that's more "I pooped my pants, how do I get out of here without someone taking a picture of my pants filled with shiat"
 
2022-05-16 5:10:16 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: With a picture that says, "I can count to potato."

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/ not sorry


Look at those soulless black eyes. Lizard person confirmed.
 
2022-05-16 5:23:40 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: This is a cool book if you want to actually resist the stupid coup and the stupid nazis and i dunno resist anyone else who is dominating your town to death.

[www3.alibris-static.com image 258x400]

Making smarmy websites is effective and cool. But like... I imagine that before November, this shiat is gonna get more depresing than StrongSad's cum sock on laundry day. This book restores hope and adds a layer of analysis to opposing shiatty people. It is pre-internet but still good - might be a classic of ethnography one day. (The author went on to write Seeing Like a State).


One of my proudest moments was getting a cease and desist order from. Michelle Rhee's StudentsFirst.  We did a website called STOCKHOLDERSfirst.
 
2022-05-16 5:35:11 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: Unscratchable_Itch: With a picture that says, "I can count to potato."

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/ not sorry

Look at those soulless black eyes. Lizard person confirmed.


Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. Arrrgh.
 
2022-05-16 5:41:39 AM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [washingtonpost.com image 850x566]Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-N.Y.) disembarks a U.S. Border Patrol air boat on a tour of the U.S.-Mexico border in Eagle Pass, Tex., in April. (Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post)


Sexy. She wants to rage-fark anyone. Call Junior; with some eager effort, she might be able to work his flaccid coke pole into a 30-second stiffy.
 
2022-05-16 6:02:02 AM  
So her career is going to get a sniper's torpedo from the future.
 
2022-05-16 6:02:41 AM  

Oysterman: Are we sure this is satire?  Being monsters and god-kings are already GOP talking points.


It's a reverse whistle?
 
2022-05-16 6:23:16 AM  

theteacher: One of my proudest moments was getting a cease and desist order from. Michelle Rhee's StudentsFirst.  We did a website called STOCKHOLDERSfirst.


what is the beef with Rhee?

I run across her on podcasts and granted something seems off, but curious as to what specifically. Superman was interesting in concepts, but seemed lacking for scalability
 
2022-05-16 6:26:03 AM  
Domestic terrorism at it's finest
 
2022-05-16 6:26:15 AM  

qorkfiend: thorpe: Good. I'm glad the person or people responsible for the website now are not being gentle about it.

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I appreciate the irony of criticizing others for their "harshly written letters" in a harshly written letter


I appreciate your attempt to understand nuance and complexity and applying big words to things you don't understand!  I encourage you to study harder on your drivers' test though.
 
2022-05-16 7:02:08 AM  
 she looks like George Fischer

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2022-05-16 7:02:31 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: With a picture that says, "I can count to potato."

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/ not sorry


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2022-05-16 7:10:45 AM  
Does  have an Only Fans?
 
2022-05-16 7:15:55 AM  

Marcos P: she looks like George Fischer

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Hah, I thought his shirt read "Goütwhore" for a moment. I don't know who that is, but he should probably lay off the cured meats for a while.
 
2022-05-16 7:18:05 AM  

aagrajag: Marcos P: she looks like George Fischer

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Hah, I thought his shirt read "Goütwhore" for a moment. I don't know who that is, but he should probably lay off the cured meats for a while.


Coincidentally I am wearing a goatwhore shirt right now.

Hes a death metal singer, hes actually slimmed recently down thanks to weight watchers.
 
2022-05-16 7:19:34 AM  

aagrajag: Marcos P: she looks like George Fischer

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Hah, I thought his shirt read "Goütwhore" for a moment. I don't know who that is, but he should probably lay off the cured meats for a while.


That is the vocalist for Cannibal Corpse. Aka "Corpsegrinder".
 
2022-05-16 7:25:39 AM  
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Seriously, which of you Farkers did this.
 
2022-05-16 7:51:40 AM  

Marcos P: aagrajag: Marcos P: she looks like George Fischer

[Fark user image image 425x282]

Hah, I thought his shirt read "Goütwhore" for a moment. I don't know who that is, but he should probably lay off the cured meats for a while.

Coincidentally I am wearing a goatwhore shirt right now.

Hes a death metal singer, hes actually slimmed recently down thanks to weight watchers.


Good for him!  He's also a better person than Stefanie, as he plays crane games wherever he goes and donates his winnings to kids.
 
2022-05-16 7:58:14 AM  

cendojr: Marcos P: aagrajag: Marcos P: she looks like George Fischer

[Fark user image image 425x282]

Hah, I thought his shirt read "Goütwhore" for a moment. I don't know who that is, but he should probably lay off the cured meats for a while.

Coincidentally I am wearing a goatwhore shirt right now.

Hes a death metal singer, hes actually slimmed recently down thanks to weight watchers.

Good for him!  He's also a better person than Stefanie, as he plays crane games wherever he goes and donates his winnings to kids.


Apparently a WoW fan at one point. Looks like the Horde symbol tat on his right arm.
 
2022-05-16 8:15:36 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: This is a cool book if you want to actually resist the stupid coup and the stupid nazis and i dunno resist anyone else who is dominating your town to death.

[www3.alibris-static.com image 258x400]

Making smarmy websites is effective and cool. But like... I imagine that before November, this shiat is gonna get more depresing than StrongSad's cum sock on laundry day. This book restores hope and adds a layer of analysis to opposing shiatty people. It is pre-internet but still good - might be a classic of ethnography one day. (The author went on to write Seeing Like a State).


This book honestly seems fascinating and compelling, but I'm suspicious of anything that's over 140 characters.
 
2022-05-16 8:20:21 AM  
I live in this coont's district.  This is probably going to boost her numbers.
 
2022-05-16 8:25:49 AM  

Oysterman: Are we sure this is satire?  Being monsters and god-kings are already GOP talking points.


True, that site could gain her a lot of votes.
 
2022-05-16 8:28:47 AM  

Alphax: centrifugal bumblepuppy: [assets.amuniversal.com image 750x504]

As always, the only people PROUD to be white, do that because they have nothing else about themselves that they can be positive about.


That's the fundamental irony of white supremacists:  it's an ideology intended to appeal to losers, to help them explain why they've got nothing and make them feel better about themselves.

It's the same niche that conspiracy theories have started to fill:  instead of being a random loser working at CostCo, you're the protagonist in a sprawling adventure with the Pope and space aliens.
 
2022-05-16 8:31:00 AM  
I don't understand how anyone likes or trusts her. Even the far right nuts she tries to appeal to now must recognize her as a disingenuous opportunist. All of her positions have changed over time to suit whatever gives her the most attention and power.
 
2022-05-16 8:46:06 AM  

NobleHam: I don't understand how anyone likes or trusts her. Even the far right nuts she tries to appeal to now must recognize her as a disingenuous opportunist. All of her positions have changed over time to suit whatever gives her the most attention and power.


The right wing is totally fine with opportunists - the only value they have is hatred for the Other, and if someone decides to start pandering to that, they see it like Saul converting on the way to Damascus.
 
2022-05-16 8:53:31 AM  

Xcott: That's the fundamental irony of white supremacists:  it's an ideology intended to appeal to losers, to help them explain why they've got nothing and make them feel better about themselves.


Also describes the ideology that's willing to force a religion on other people's bodies.
 
2022-05-16 8:57:34 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: This is a cool book if you want to actually resist the stupid coup and the stupid nazis and i dunno resist anyone else who is dominating your town to death.

[www3.alibris-static.com image 258x400]

Making smarmy websites is effective and cool. But like... I imagine that before November, this shiat is gonna get more depresing than StrongSad's cum sock on laundry day. This book restores hope and adds a layer of analysis to opposing shiatty people. It is pre-internet but still good - might be a classic of ethnography one day. (The author went on to write Seeing Like a State).


Looks like there's a recently updated version for Chinese folks too. Interesting.

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2022-05-16 9:10:25 AM  

Marcos P: she looks like George Fischer

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/Seriously though, read that he did weight watchers with his wife the last year or so and dropped 50lbs, wanted to get healthier.
//he's actually a really calm & nice dude
///Hot dog picture is still hilarious
 
2022-05-16 9:11:49 AM  
The reason that these people are so afraid of being "replaced" is that they are afraid that they will be treated the same way they treat minorities now.

Maybe if we treated others with dignity and respect we could - ahh fark it, it's never going to happen

Racism is stupid, Racism is wrong

Don't be stupid, Don't be wrong
 
2022-05-16 9:28:58 AM  

The Drawing Board: Unscratchable_Itch: With a picture that says, "I can count to potato."

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/ not sorry

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2022-05-16 9:49:48 AM  

aagrajag: Marcos P: she looks like George Fischer

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Hah, I thought his shirt read "Goütwhore" for a moment. I don't know who that is, but he should probably lay off the cured meats for a while.


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