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(Some Guy)   Gunfire, car crash reported on Alcatraz. Michael Bay unavailable for comment   (berkeleyside.org) divider line
    More: Scary, Crashed, Shooting, Question, Crash Bandicoot, Report, Causes of death, Wound, Ballistic trauma  
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2113 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2022 at 1:05 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-15 8:52:08 PM  
No more shootings today!

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2022-05-15 9:16:20 PM  
Birdman unavailable for comment

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2022-05-15 10:12:11 PM  
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2022-05-16 12:37:16 AM  
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2022-05-16 1:06:46 AM  
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2022-05-16 1:12:18 AM  
Sounds like people need to escape from Alcatraz.
 
2022-05-16 1:12:53 AM  
Um, car crash???
 
2022-05-16 1:19:29 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Um, car crash???


There article could use a few more details, but I assume the driver got shot.
 
2022-05-16 1:19:45 AM  
*the
 
2022-05-16 1:28:08 AM  
Green smoke! We got green smoke!
 
2022-05-16 1:39:33 AM  

hardinparamedic: Green smoke! We got green smoke!


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2022-05-16 1:45:11 AM  
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2022-05-16 1:52:20 AM  
Ok subby, congrats, you got me to click the link.

Good job, err, or should I say Goodspeed?
 
2022-05-16 1:53:40 AM  
Wasn't on Citizen app so did it really happen? 🤔
 
2022-05-16 4:22:40 AM  
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But were any ocular cavities damaged and/or pissed into?
 
2022-05-16 9:50:30 AM  
When in high school a group I was with took supplies to the Indian Occupation. Didn't get any further than the dock on the island, however. Safety issues supposedly.
 
2022-05-16 11:27:56 AM  
That's not far (like, 2 blocks) from where my sister and her family live. Or were living, since they've temporarily moved to the East Coast.
 
2022-05-16 11:29:51 AM  

TheJoe03: Wasn't on Citizen app so did it really happen? 🤔


Definitely happened. I live down the street and I heard it clear as day.
 
2022-05-16 12:32:28 PM  

thumpdizzle: TheJoe03: Wasn't on Citizen app so did it really happen? 🤔

Definitely happened. I live down the street and I heard it clear as day.


Down the street from Alcatraz?

/I think I get what you mean, like Presidio or Pac Heights ir some shiat I assume
 
2022-05-16 1:35:21 PM  
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Most have been going fast to crash a car into an Island.
 
2022-05-16 2:22:28 PM  
Here's a comment for so many of you:

"Tell us you didn't read the article without telling us you didn't read the article"
 
2022-05-16 3:19:36 PM  

BigChad: Here's a comment for so many of you:

"Tell us you didn't read the article without telling us you didn't read the article"


This is Fark my dude, who the hell reads the article?
 
2022-05-16 5:54:42 PM  

BigChad: Here's a comment for so many of you:

"Tell us you didn't read the article without telling us you didn't read the article"


We did. Michael Bay is funnier than the article.
 
2022-05-16 9:29:24 PM  
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From out of nowhere...1969...
 
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