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2022-05-15 10:45:07 PM  
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2022-05-15 10:45:21 PM  
What a waste of a perfectly good edible.
 
2022-05-15 10:45:43 PM  
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2022-05-15 10:46:11 PM  
I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!
 
2022-05-15 10:48:56 PM  

FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!


Take their vitals, give them fluids, calm them down mostly - unless there's some weird allergy issue or anxiety triggered/worsened pre-existing condition.  Either or which are possible albeit unlikely, so best to check with the inexperienced
 
2022-05-15 10:50:20 PM  
I got the part about them eating the cannabis, but they never explain why they had to go to the hospital.
 
2022-05-15 10:50:44 PM  
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2022-05-15 10:51:06 PM  

FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!


There's usually a crap-ton of Saltines packs at the nursing station in any worthwhile hospital.
 
2022-05-15 10:51:42 PM  
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...because he's constantly strung out on pulverized Cheetos?
 
2022-05-15 10:52:49 PM  
How/why to make pot infused cheetos - why not just have gummies like everybody else? What am i missing here?
 
2022-05-15 10:52:54 PM  
Really ?? Enchanted Elementary School ?? It is now ..
 
2022-05-15 10:53:15 PM  
I know it's California, but elementary school seems a little young for a student to be making edibles and bringing them to class to share.
 
2022-05-15 10:55:01 PM  

Prof. Frink: FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!

There's usually a crap-ton of Saltines packs at the nursing station in any worthwhile hospital.


One floor I spent a lot of time on as a patient had those giant Costco red licorice buckets at the main desk.  It was fair game for everyone, you just had to ask the desk 'cause they'd grab one or however many you wanted with tongs and hand them over - so as not to completely ratfark infection control protocols
 
2022-05-15 10:56:12 PM  

Russ1642: I got the part about them eating the cannabis, but they never explain why they had to go to the hospital.


They were sent to the principal's office due to giggling and laziness, but the principal didn't want to deal with the noise when he was trying to sayas some things to his secretary.
 
2022-05-15 10:58:40 PM  
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2022-05-15 11:00:52 PM  
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2022-05-15 11:06:29 PM  

Al Tsheimers: I know it's California, but elementary school seems a little young for a student to be making edibles and bringing them to class to share.


Why are you assuming they made them? Sounds like they got ahold of some gummies
 
2022-05-15 11:07:46 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!

Take their vitals, give them fluids, calm them down mostly - unless there's some weird allergy issue or anxiety triggered/worsened pre-existing condition.  Either or which are possible albeit unlikely, so best to check with the inexperienced


Heh - re-reading that I need to be clearer here.  The inexperienced that are also showing signs of problems.  Freaking the hell out badly, trouble breathing or something - actual "Hmm well could be..." stuff.  Not just some dude that's eating doritos and giggling a lot and scratching their head about why

/not going all Cosmo-bevets here
//main thing that made me say it is I do know someone that's badly allergic to weed
///it would be a real problem if they got dosed
 
2022-05-15 11:11:46 PM  

cheeseaholic: Russ1642: I got the part about them eating the cannabis, but they never explain why they had to go to the hospital.

They were sent to the principal's office due to giggling and laziness, but the principal didn't want to deal with the noise when he was trying to sayas some things to his secretary.


Pricipal caught sayof?
 
2022-05-15 11:14:37 PM  
Why would they need to be taken to the hospital? I've been assured by fark weed-noggins that weed is harmless and if anything is actually a panacea. According to them, it should have cured them of any current and future illnesses, made the great drivers and basically immortal.

Are those things not true?
 
2022-05-15 11:17:36 PM  
Because his future's so bright?
 
2022-05-15 11:18:50 PM  

Russ1642: I got the part about them eating the cannabis, but they never explain why they had to go to the hospital.


If you or I consume an edible, we can look upon experience and say, "Stoned again. oops" The kid probably doesn't know, the school staff is just being safe in case they ate something really bad.
 
2022-05-15 11:22:11 PM  

abhorrent1: it should have cured them of any current and future illnesses, made the great drivers and basically immortal.


It did, they just don't know it.
 
2022-05-15 11:24:56 PM  
I doubt their licensed.  So no they are not cheetoes
 
2022-05-15 11:40:25 PM  
"I'm like these don't taste right. Then I smelled it, little specks of green on it," Davina told the outlet.
Davina told CBS LA that the girl who brought in the snacks might have known they were laced.
"I went up to her and I was like, 'What are these?' and she was like, 'Don't tell anyone, but I put something in these,' and then my friend asked her if she put something in these and she said, 'No, no. I didn't,' changing her answer," Davina said.


I'm not buying this story.  It sounds like she sprinkled the cheetos with pot, which is just stupid and wouldn't get you high.  Also pot wouldn't stick to the cheetos unless it was all ground up like in a food processor, because little girls do stuff like that now, and it wouldn't be noticeable.
And nobody makes homemade cheetos, I don't even know if it's possible.  Let alone lace them with THC.

/CHEETOS?  Just a little too funny there.
 
2022-05-16 12:06:10 AM  

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NEIL PEART IS THE BEST DRUMMER EVER!
 
2022-05-16 12:20:46 AM  
Probably something like these:

https://tsumosnacks.com/
 
2022-05-16 1:26:48 AM  

chitownmike: Al Tsheimers: I know it's California, but elementary school seems a little young for a student to be making edibles and bringing them to class to share.

Why are you assuming they made them? Sounds like they got ahold of some gummies


Yes, this incident involved gummies.  That's why the headline and half the posts in this thread are talking about Cheetos.
 
2022-05-16 1:55:20 AM  

cryinoutloud: "I'm like these don't taste right. Then I smelled it, little specks of green on it," Davina told the outlet.
Davina told CBS LA that the girl who brought in the snacks might have known they were laced.
"I went up to her and I was like, 'What are these?' and she was like, 'Don't tell anyone, but I put something in these,' and then my friend asked her if she put something in these and she said, 'No, no. I didn't,' changing her answer," Davina said.

I'm not buying this story.  It sounds like she sprinkled the cheetos with pot, which is just stupid and wouldn't get you high.  Also pot wouldn't stick to the cheetos unless it was all ground up like in a food processor, because little girls do stuff like that now, and it wouldn't be noticeable.
And nobody makes homemade cheetos, I don't even know if it's possible.  Let alone lace them with THC.

/CHEETOS?  Just a little too funny there.


More likely they just got ahold of commercial cheeto-type edibles, which absolutely do exist.  But those wouldn't have any, "little green specks" they're not made with chunks of plant - those are made with THC-laced fats like butter so they don't taste like utter shiat/leave chunks of lawn clippings in your teeth
 
2022-05-16 2:02:24 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: Russ1642: I got the part about them eating the cannabis, but they never explain why they had to go to the hospital.

If you or I consume an edible, we can look upon experience and say, "Stoned again. oops" The kid probably doesn't know, the school staff is just being safe in case they ate something really bad.


That, and the hospital can help to prevent the out-of-control rape before it happens. Damn marihuana.
 
2022-05-16 2:03:51 AM  
Some Junkie Cosmonaut:

More likely they just got ahold of commercial cheeto-type edibles, which absolutely do exist.  But those wouldn't have any, "little green specks" they're not made with chunks of plant - those are made with THC-laced fats like butter so they don't taste like utter shiat/leave chunks of lawn clippings in your teeth

Check out the big brain on Cheech.

Also, username checks out.
 
2022-05-16 2:12:27 AM  

WayneKerr: Also, username checks out.



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2022-05-16 2:16:23 AM  
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2022-05-16 4:30:54 AM  
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2022-05-16 4:50:29 AM  
Weedos?
Cheebos?

Blazin' Hot!
 
2022-05-16 5:09:16 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!

Take their vitals, give them fluids, calm them down mostly - unless there's some weird allergy issue or anxiety triggered/worsened pre-existing condition.  Either or which are possible albeit unlikely, so best to check with the inexperienced


Don't forget Allman Bros. 
Ask President Carter - SNL
Youtube -68iTvhWNB0
 
2022-05-16 6:07:58 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!

Take their vitals, give them fluids, calm them down mostly - unless there's some weird allergy issue or anxiety triggered/worsened pre-existing condition.  Either or which are possible albeit unlikely, so best to check with the inexperienced

Don't forget Allman Bros. [YouTube video: Ask President Carter - SNL]


Too old, kids wouldn't have the slightest.  Make with the hyperpop shiat or something - maybe some nightcore

/seriously though, if I had a kid get into a serious or unknown amount of weed product?  Yeah I'd take them to a doc
//you really don't know how much they had, how they're gonna react exactly, etc. - it ain't like they're grown and their minds are easy to mess up
///best to at least be sure unless you know for a fact they had very little - just like I'd take a kid that potentially had gotten into substantial amounts of any intoxicant to a doc
////you don't fark around with kids and their well being - I'd just be sure to bring snacks along
 
2022-05-16 6:58:34 AM  

chitownmike: Al Tsheimers: I know it's California, but elementary school seems a little young for a student to be making edibles and bringing them to class to share.

Why are you assuming they made them? Sounds like they got ahold of some gummies


Because, if you RTFA, the student that brought them told another student that "she added something" to them.
 
2022-05-16 7:25:22 AM  

Al Tsheimers: chitownmike: Al Tsheimers: I know it's California, but elementary school seems a little young for a student to be making edibles and bringing them to class to share.

Why are you assuming they made them? Sounds like they got ahold of some gummies

Because, if you RTFA, the student that brought them told another student that "she added something" to them.


Personally, I'm assuming what story was told to the other students was screaming horseshiat.  Because when kids are fronting to impress other kids, the odds of that are approximately 9022% give or take 3.5%
 
2022-05-16 7:45:11 AM  

abhorrent1: Why would they need to be taken to the hospital? I've been assured by fark weed-noggins that weed is harmless and if anything is actually a panacea. According to them, it should have cured them of any current and future illnesses, made the great drivers and basically immortal.

Are those things not true?


no, they're true

your question is valid, and answered in this thread:

A: the teachers couldn't be too sure of everything the kids ate
B: the kids were probably freaked out because they didn't understand what was happening

mystery solved
 
2022-05-16 7:54:06 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Exile On Beale Street: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!

Take their vitals, give them fluids, calm them down mostly - unless there's some weird allergy issue or anxiety triggered/worsened pre-existing condition.  Either or which are possible albeit unlikely, so best to check with the inexperienced

Don't forget Allman Bros. [YouTube video: Ask President Carter - SNL]

Too old, kids wouldn't have the slightest.  Make with the hyperpop shiat or something - maybe some nightcore

/seriously though, if I had a kid get into a serious or unknown amount of weed product?  Yeah I'd take them to a doc
//you really don't know how much they had, how they're gonna react exactly, etc. - it ain't like they're grown and their minds are easy to mess up
///best to at least be sure unless you know for a fact they had very little - just like I'd take a kid that potentially had gotten into substantial amounts of any intoxicant to a doc
////you don't fark around with kids and their well being - I'd just be sure to bring snacks along


Simple cure for children: give them 100mg of diphenhydramine. They'll sleep off the buzz, and it resolves the worry about allergies.
/benedryl used to be all there was
//took 100mg 4x daily
///chlortrimeton was way worse for me
 
2022-05-16 8:04:05 AM  

FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!


My guess is that one of the things the hospital staff did for these kids was to observe them so that they didn't die hyperventilating or by choking on their own vomit.

Russ1642: I got the part about them eating the cannabis, but they never explain why they had to go to the hospital.


So that they had a better chance of surviving to go to junior high school would be my guess.  See above.
 
2022-05-16 8:25:36 AM  

tirob: FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!

My guess is that one of the things the hospital staff did for these kids was to observe them so that they didn't die hyperventilating or by choking on their own vomit.

Russ1642: I got the part about them eating the cannabis, but they never explain why they had to go to the hospital.

So that they had a better chance of surviving to go to junior high school would be my guess.  See above.


Of course you had to come along to shiat up the thread - do you ever, ever get a new shtick?  You're even repeating the same posts.  Get a life
 
2022-05-16 8:52:23 AM  

tirob: FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!

My guess is that one of the things the hospital staff did for these kids was to observe them so that they didn't die hyperventilating or by choking on their own vomit.

Russ1642: I got the part about them eating the cannabis, but they never explain why they had to go to the hospital.

So that they had a better chance of surviving to go to junior high school would be my guess.  See above.


Counter-point: do we really want more middle-school students in our future?
 
2022-05-16 11:50:47 AM  
Do we really need pot-laced cheetos and gummies and chocolate and drinks and vapes that look like baby bottles?
Of course we do, it's the magic of the Free Market!  Be careful, because this shiat could kill your kids and pets.

/I never wanted any of this
 
2022-05-16 12:47:35 PM  
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2022-05-16 3:50:11 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: tirob: FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!

My guess is that one of the things the hospital staff did for these kids was to observe them so that they didn't die hyperventilating or by choking on their own vomit.

Russ1642: I got the part about them eating the cannabis, but they never explain why they had to go to the hospital.

So that they had a better chance of surviving to go to junior high school would be my guess.  See above.

Of course you had to come along to shiat up the thread - do you ever, ever get a new shtick?  You're even repeating the same posts.  Get a life


What a well thought out and meticulously researched response.  I'll look forward to more of the same from you in the future, of course.
 
2022-05-16 5:09:07 PM  

mehhhhhh: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Exile On Beale Street: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: FloriduhGuy: I would like to know what they actually do for people that go to the hospital because they are high? It's gotta be one of the worst places to be when you get the munchies!

Take their vitals, give them fluids, calm them down mostly - unless there's some weird allergy issue or anxiety triggered/worsened pre-existing condition.  Either or which are possible albeit unlikely, so best to check with the inexperienced

Don't forget Allman Bros. [YouTube video: Ask President Carter - SNL]

Too old, kids wouldn't have the slightest.  Make with the hyperpop shiat or something - maybe some nightcore

/seriously though, if I had a kid get into a serious or unknown amount of weed product?  Yeah I'd take them to a doc
//you really don't know how much they had, how they're gonna react exactly, etc. - it ain't like they're grown and their minds are easy to mess up
///best to at least be sure unless you know for a fact they had very little - just like I'd take a kid that potentially had gotten into substantial amounts of any intoxicant to a doc
////you don't fark around with kids and their well being - I'd just be sure to bring snacks along

Simple cure for children: give them 100mg of diphenhydramine. They'll sleep off the buzz, and it resolves the worry about allergies.
/benedryl used to be all there was
//took 100mg 4x daily
///chlortrimeton was way worse for me


You've got death allergies too?

Mine's grass, and I mean the front lawn.
 
2022-05-16 6:38:58 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Al Tsheimers: chitownmike: Al Tsheimers: I know it's California, but elementary school seems a little young for a student to be making edibles and bringing them to class to share.

Why are you assuming they made them? Sounds like they got ahold of some gummies

Because, if you RTFA, the student that brought them told another student that "she added something" to them.

Personally, I'm assuming what story was told to the other students was screaming horseshiat.  Because when kids are fronting to impress other kids, the odds of that are approximately 9022% give or take 3.5%


The explains the green specs on the items.
 
2022-05-16 7:57:57 PM  

Al Tsheimers: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Al Tsheimers: chitownmike: Al Tsheimers: I know it's California, but elementary school seems a little young for a student to be making edibles and bringing them to class to share.

Why are you assuming they made them? Sounds like they got ahold of some gummies

Because, if you RTFA, the student that brought them told another student that "she added something" to them.

Personally, I'm assuming what story was told to the other students was screaming horseshiat.  Because when kids are fronting to impress other kids, the odds of that are approximately 9022% give or take 3.5%

The explains the green specs on the items.


Yeah kinda where I was going with that - a lot of things fall into place if you keep the first rule in mind.  Kids will say any damn thing to one up or impress their peers

/it's not universal, some have more sense
//but it's damn rare in the littles
///their brains just haven't quite figured out how to calc likely outcomes at that level yet
 
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