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708 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 15 May 2022 at 11:30 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-15 8:53:05 PM  
TURN YOUR DUCK SIDEWAYS.

 
2022-05-15 9:09:17 PM  
That's a friendly duck. Most ducks are raging assholes and if you try to pick them up they'll pluck out your eyes and then kill your family as a warning to other people.
 
2022-05-15 10:47:09 PM  
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2022-05-16 2:51:07 AM  
The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my duck caught in the ceiling fan.
 
2022-05-16 4:15:30 AM  
I once had a duckling sit on my foot. It was fuzzy, warm except for the strangely cold feet, ingratiatingly cute, and chomping my finger when the bread was gone.

/Yes I know don't feed them bread
 
2022-05-16 4:57:39 AM  
I like ducks.

Geese are horrible demons. We try to walk along our designated path and they want to be there. Geese will block roads when they can and there's nothing you can do about it.

YOU HAVE WINGS. USE THEM.

But no. they won't. They know what they are doing to screw you.

Where was I? Oh yeah ducks are nice.
 
2022-05-16 5:37:10 AM  
that was very informative
 
2022-05-16 8:09:55 AM  
Probably, my butt...

but anyways, this was entertaining
 
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