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(Local10 WPLG)   Biscayne Bay Balloon Dumping Misadventure results in second felony arrest, fines for everybody   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Miami-Dade County, Florida, Crime, Miami, Biscayne Bay, David Torres-Bocanegra, Police, Miami-Dade police, Criminal law  
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3012 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 May 2022 at 11:30 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-13 11:33:53 PM  
Farkin' yacht people...
 
2022-05-13 11:35:52 PM  
balloons are dumb and pointless
 
2022-05-13 11:36:14 PM  
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2022-05-13 11:36:45 PM  
I love how a person who throws 50 balloons into the water gets charged with a felony while the chemical company near my house dumped thousands of barrels of toxic waste into the river.

Maybe it's because the company name rhymes with RuFont...
 
2022-05-13 11:38:18 PM  
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2022-05-13 11:44:57 PM  
"Jesus is alive," Torres-Bocanegra said after walking out of jail

No. He was crucified sometime between AD 30 and 36. Jokes on you, buddy.
 
2022-05-13 11:47:59 PM  
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2022-05-13 11:50:25 PM  
 
2022-05-14 12:29:44 AM  
That is terrible. I don't think they should get jail time, but they look like the type to get hurt by a punch to the wallet. Charge them enough, so they will loose the boat, then take the money and donate it to someone who is dedicated themselves to clean the seas. That would be justice.
 
2022-05-14 12:32:04 AM  

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Id pay for that
 
2022-05-14 12:34:23 AM  
Well, as long as the popping balloons didn't wake the Cuban gentlemen.
 
2022-05-14 12:38:11 AM  

tasteme: "Jesus is alive," Torres-Bocanegra said after walking out of jail

No. He was crucified sometime between AD 30 and 36. Jokes on you, buddy.


He was talking about the Cuban guy in the next cell who was assaulted by cops without any cell-cameras around.
 
2022-05-14 12:58:55 AM  
The fuel in the tank is far more destructive than the detritus of 50 farking balloons dumped in the water. What is that? Like a sandwich back full of rubber? Go fark yourself, Internet Enviro-Karens.
 
2022-05-14 1:27:31 AM  

waxbeans: Por que tan serioso: [Fark user image image 400x356]

Id pay for that


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2022-05-14 1:44:59 AM  

Raider_dad: waxbeans: Por que tan serioso: [Fark user image image 400x356]

Id pay for that

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2022-05-14 1:51:52 AM  

untoldforce: I love how a person who throws 50 balloons into the water gets charged with a felony while the chemical company near my house dumped thousands of barrels of toxic waste into the river.

Maybe it's because the company name rhymes with RuFont...


Link video for it to matter, apparently.
 
2022-05-14 2:27:33 AM  

benelane: Farkin' yacht people...


Hard to tell who were the bigger assholes  The person dumping balloons could have been a low paid employee of one of the companies involved. Shiatty thing to do, for sure
 
2022-05-14 3:50:09 AM  
I live on the west coast and used to camp and fish at lakes regularly with my kids. One of the funnest parts of camping was playing with the water balloon slingshot. Can launch balloons hundreds of feet, won't hurt anybody if it hits them. Being on the west coast, where littering is seriously frowned upon, we used biodegradable water balloons. If you must have balloons at your event and it's going to be around water, get the right kind. Biodegradable balloons have been thing for decades.

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2022-05-14 5:02:06 AM  

dailygrinds: sandwich back


Is that some kind of racist thing now?
 
2022-05-14 7:29:20 AM  

phishrace: I live on the west coast and used to camp and fish at lakes regularly with my kids. One of the funnest parts of camping was playing with the water balloon slingshot. Can launch balloons hundreds of feet, won't hurt anybody if it hits them. Being on the west coast, where littering is seriously frowned upon, we used biodegradable water balloons. If you must have balloons at your event and it's going to be around water, get the right kind. Biodegradable balloons have been thing for decades.

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I was skeptical, so I looked it up. Maybe you balloons performed better than these.
Link
 
2022-05-14 7:29:47 AM  
Your, stupid phone
 
2022-05-14 7:45:15 AM  
"Jesus is alive," Torres-Bocanegra said after walking out of jail on Thursday afternoon. When reporters asked him if he cared about the environment, he said, "Of course!"

Ah, "Jesus" maybe he dropped from the cross and committed your crime.
 
2022-05-14 8:14:19 AM  

dailygrinds: The fuel in the tank is far more destructive than the detritus of 50 farking balloons dumped in the water. What is that? Like a sandwich back full of rubber? Go fark yourself, Internet Enviro-Karens.


that is bait.

and you are a master.
 
2022-05-14 9:25:25 AM  

Bslim: "Jesus is alive," Torres-Bocanegra said after walking out of jail on Thursday afternoon. When reporters asked him if he cared about the environment, he said, "Of course!"

Ah, "Jesus" maybe he dropped from the cross and committed your crime.


"God said we can do whatever we want with the world because he's gonna blow it up anyway. Praise Jesus!"
 
2022-05-14 9:32:01 AM  

benelane: Farkin' yacht people...


Actually it is an Air BnB yacht.

Big stupid difference and the BnB crowd tends to pull all the worst of humanity.
 
2022-05-14 9:40:53 AM  

Turbo Cojones: benelane: Farkin' yacht people...

Actually it is an Air BnB yacht.

Big stupid difference and the BnB crowd tends to pull all the worst of humanity.


Jesus, renters of watercraft are the worst.
 
2022-05-14 10:20:55 AM  

scanman61: Well, as long as the popping balloons didn't wake the Cuban gentlemen.


Are you crazy are you high?
 
2022-05-14 10:36:53 AM  

blondambition: scanman61: Well, as long as the popping balloons didn't wake the Cuban gentlemen.

Are you crazy are you high?


Nope.  Just an ordinary guy.
 
2022-05-14 11:35:15 AM  

daffy: That is terrible. I don't think they should get jail time, but they look like the type to get hurt by a punch to the wallet. Charge them enough, so they will loose the boat, then take the money and donate it to someone who is dedicated themselves to clean the seas. That would be justice.


Usually boats like those are legally owned by separate companies from the individuals for tax benefits and liability protection purposes.
 
2022-05-14 11:57:15 AM  

knbwhite: phishrace: I live on the west coast and used to camp and fish at lakes regularly with my kids. One of the funnest parts of camping was playing with the water balloon slingshot. Can launch balloons hundreds of feet, won't hurt anybody if it hits them. Being on the west coast, where littering is seriously frowned upon, we used biodegradable water balloons. If you must have balloons at your event and it's going to be around water, get the right kind. Biodegradable balloons have been thing for decades.

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I was skeptical, so I looked it up. Maybe you balloons performed better than these.
Link


Well founded skepticism.  Brother in law used these at the lake for pirate weekend(lol), and next year while snorkeling the same lake bay, there were still dozens of them on the lake bed.
 
2022-05-14 12:32:47 PM  

Darth Funjamin: Turbo Cojones: benelane: Farkin' yacht people...

Actually it is an Air BnB yacht.

Big stupid difference and the BnB crowd tends to pull all the worst of humanity.

Jesus, renters of watercraft are the worst.


They get to play rich guy for a day only the benefits don't carry over to renters.

An actual rich guy would still be accepting apologies for the inconvenience of the accusations
 
2022-05-14 2:51:27 PM  

Heliodorus: daffy: That is terrible. I don't think they should get jail time, but they look like the type to get hurt by a punch to the wallet. Charge them enough, so they will loose the boat, then take the money and donate it to someone who is dedicated themselves to clean the seas. That would be justice.

Usually boats like those are legally owned by separate companies from the individuals for tax benefits and liability protection purposes.


Well it definitely wasn't a balloon holding company
 
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