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(Baltimore Sun)   Is a house really vacant if a dead body is inside?   (baltimoresun.com) divider line
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2022-05-13 10:39:56 PM  
Well, not a soul was inside...
 
2022-05-13 10:44:25 PM  
If you knock on the door and no one can hear it, is it really occupied?
 
2022-05-13 10:46:41 PM  
Well, this will come in handy when Halloween time rolls around.
 
2022-05-13 10:49:17 PM  
better than vacant - haunted
 
2022-05-13 10:54:06 PM  

cryinoutloud: If you knock on the door and no one can hear it, is it really occupied?


Look buddy, we warned you about pulling that crap in the public restrooms.
 
2022-05-13 10:54:55 PM  
Is this the movie where they dragged the body around and had a party?
 
2022-05-13 10:56:28 PM  
Ask Mrs. Bates.
 
2022-05-13 11:01:39 PM  
What I gathered from that story is that shootings are pretty common in Baltimore.
 
2022-05-13 11:03:21 PM  

bud jones: better than vacant - haunted


Darn. Gotta change the sign now.

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2022-05-13 11:06:52 PM  

axeeugene: Ask Mrs. Bates.


Excellent idea. She is the master, after all.
 
2022-05-13 11:06:53 PM  
"Midday Tuesday, a gunman unleashed some 60 bullets from the barrel of an assault rifle"

Well, yeah, that is generally where the bullets come out of
 
2022-05-13 11:27:17 PM  
Sadly, Omar isn't around to blame.
 
2022-05-13 11:46:03 PM  
Did it make a sound/.
 
2022-05-14 12:21:23 AM  

cryinoutloud: What I gathered from that story is that shootings are pretty common in Baltimore.


Yes.  This isn't really news.
 
2022-05-14 12:50:38 AM  
That's just Tuesday in Baltimore.
 
2022-05-14 1:28:41 AM  

baka-san: "Midday Tuesday, a gunman unleashed some 60 bullets from the barrel of an assault rifle"

Well, yeah, that is generally where the bullets come out of


If they come out the other end, you've got a problem.
 
2022-05-14 5:08:22 AM  
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2022-05-14 7:24:26 AM  
(ahem) Drew?
There really should be a "B'almore" tag because this sort of thing happens all the time here, along with all the other murders that mostly teenagers are committing.
I mean, first we want to know why everybody has to solve a beef with a gun, and secondly, where are these kids getting these effing guns?

If you want to see a true representation of B'more, please check out the HBO series "We Own This City."
I was a background actor in it and it is about as real as it gets here, next to "The Wire"
 
2022-05-14 7:37:16 AM  
Based on what I learned about Baltimore from watching The Wire, there are dead bodies in every vacant building in the city.
 
2022-05-14 8:44:52 AM  

fzumrk: Based on what I learned about Baltimore from watching The Wire, there are dead bodies in every vacant building in the city.


I have a few in cold storage for whenever I have to run errands.
 
2022-05-14 10:23:29 AM  
One Saturday morning as I was eating my breakfast I heard a rustling from the fan exhaust duct above the stove. In less time than it takes a glass of orange juice to hit the linoleum I realized there was a bird trapped in the exhaust duct above the stove. (Are you ever really alone with a bird trapped in the duct above your stove?)

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