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(AP News)   Hinds continues to be asses about "I Need a New Butt"   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Teacher, Jackson, Mississippi, Hinds County, Mississippi, Education, children's book, superintendent's decision, school board, Byram, Mississippi  
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2022-05-13 5:42:48 PM  
The board said "I Need a New Butt!" showed inappropriate activities such as an adult painting on a child's exposed bottom, an activity that would require a report to the state Department of Human Services for child abuse or neglect, the board wrote.

Oh please. So would "Hansel and Gretel". And if you really want to play that game the Bible says several things that would require a report to the state Department of Human Services for child abuse or neglect and the police too. It's a f*cking story, not real life you morans.
 
2022-05-13 6:31:18 PM  
I need a new butt.
One with out a crack.
One that won't fart too loud
Or make a stink

Apologies, Weird Al.
 
2022-05-13 6:34:53 PM  

Walker: The board said "I Need a New Butt!" showed inappropriate activities such as an adult painting on a child's exposed bottom, an activity that would require a report to the state Department of Human Services for child abuse or neglect, the board wrote.

Oh please. So would "Hansel and Gretel". And if you really want to play that game the Bible says several things that would require a report to the state Department of Human Services for child abuse or neglect and the police too. It's a f*cking story, not real life you morans.


It's bizarre that they then used "Captain Underpants" as a similar taboo work.

"Captain Underpants" is a long-running show on Nickelodeon as well, not to mention the full-length movie - are they honestly claiming that watching either the series or the movie, and referring to it in any way, would somehow justify a DHS visit for child abuse or neglect?

FFS.
 
2022-05-13 6:37:08 PM  
Holy shiat. It's like if Karen's and snowflakes got together in some fusion and formed the ultimate hyper reactive biatch to ever walk the earth.

Or maybe they just don't like it because it's the same thing the kids they rape say after they're done.
 
2022-05-13 6:40:12 PM  
I imagine they're just recovering from their last encounter with literacy

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2022-05-13 6:40:36 PM  
"Oh my god, honey, why didn't you tell me the bad man was doing things to you??"
"Because the teacher got in trouble for reading a book about butts at school, so I thought we should never talk about butts."
"But sweetie, that's different...."
"That's not what the man said..."

Yeah. You people have no idea, do you.
 
2022-05-13 6:40:55 PM  
Carla Ulbrich--What If Your Butt Was Gone?
Youtube HEaXkiCDhd8


https://carlaulbrich.bandcamp.com/album/sick-humor
 
2022-05-13 6:44:31 PM  
I want a new butt
One that won't make me thick
One that won't make me crush my cart
Or make me look pea-green sick
 
2022-05-13 6:45:48 PM  
This is why teachers need strong unions.

When your career can be torched by a tiny handful of people, leaving you with entire counties, or even states, where you are unemployable in the field you have trained for, over stupid shiat like this then you either need monumental CEO style golden parachutes or contracts that give you job security in the face of assholes like this board.
 
2022-05-13 6:54:34 PM  
The Hinds County School Board (stock photo)
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2022-05-13 7:04:41 PM  

Billy Liar: I imagine they're just recovering from their last encounter with literacy

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The adult version is called "in loco parentis."
 
2022-05-13 7:07:03 PM  

Walker: The board said "I Need a New Butt!" showed inappropriate activities such as an adult painting on a child's exposed bottom, an activity that would require a report to the state Department of Human Services for child abuse or neglect, the board wrote.

Oh please. So would "Hansel and Gretel". And if you really want to play that game the Bible says several things that would require a report to the state Department of Human Services for child abuse or neglect and the police too. It's a f*cking story, not real life you morans.


The board had a thing for this teacher.  The book was just an excuse.
 
2022-05-13 7:12:58 PM  
I've read that book to my kids. They thought it was hilarious.

Conservatives don't get humor.
 
2022-05-13 7:20:05 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: The Hinds County School Board (stock photo)
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Funny...they don't look like Southern Baptists?

/Why yes, I am from Mississippi
//My state is still mostly half-arse backwards
///Friday the 13th Slashies!
 
2022-05-13 7:21:15 PM  

Snort: Billy Liar: I imagine they're just recovering from their last encounter with literacy

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The adult version is called "in loco parentis."

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2022-05-13 7:38:50 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Walker: The board said "I Need a New Butt!" showed inappropriate activities such as an adult painting on a child's exposed bottom, an activity that would require a report to the state Department of Human Services for child abuse or neglect, the board wrote.

Oh please. So would "Hansel and Gretel". And if you really want to play that game the Bible says several things that would require a report to the state Department of Human Services for child abuse or neglect and the police too. It's a f*cking story, not real life you morans.

The board had a thing for this teacher.  The book was just an excuse.


Well, yeah. We're gonna see a lot of this, especially with older teachers who insist on actually teaching...
 
2022-05-13 7:38:52 PM  
While Price was appealing, Superintendent Delesicia Martin called the book "inappropriate" because it showed "private areas of the body."

Jesus, how do you function in society when you've clearly lost the use of your hands because they're permanently clutching your pearls.
 
2022-05-13 7:40:39 PM  
Obligatory:
Little Girl Performs Hilarious Self-Written Song Entitled "I Wonder What's Inside Your Butthole"
Youtube 5_1KHj87XrQ
 
2022-05-13 7:41:13 PM  

Billy Liar: Snort: Billy Liar: I imagine they're just recovering from their last encounter with literacy

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The adult version is called "in loco parentis."

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I have no idea what book that is but at some point in my childhood I did love it
 
2022-05-13 7:42:27 PM  

Billy Liar: Snort: Billy Liar: I imagine they're just recovering from their last encounter with literacy

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The adult version is called "in loco parentis."

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And now you know how I chose my username.

My kids are out of college now.
 
2022-05-13 7:44:51 PM  
These pearl clutchers would probably like this better:

Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis

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/It does however not appear to be detachable
 
2022-05-13 7:58:33 PM  
We have an insane number of people who are very well paid involved in creating the curriculum for pubic schools. They usually make a lot more than teachers.

Teachers are constantly expressing their frustration with low pay and long hours.

Am I the only one seeing the very very very obvious solution here?

Individual teachers shouldn't be picking out books to read. They should only be teaching the approved curriculum. This will save them lots of time and prevent stuff like this from happening.

Only read the books that are on the list of books.

This is also more fair because it helps close the gap between getting teacher A and teacher B when your kid is in school.

Let's not even think about how much time and money we would save is every district didn't have their own army of people doing the same thing as all the other administration types at other districts are doing...
 
2022-05-13 8:08:19 PM  

Target Builder: This is why teachers need strong unions.

When your career can be torched by a tiny handful of people, leaving you with entire counties, or even states, where you are unemployable in the field you have trained for, over stupid shiat like this then you either need monumental CEO style golden parachutes or contracts that give you job security in the face of assholes like this board.


Yeah, as much as people like to complain about, say, NYC, where teachers sit in empty rooms for months or years instead of being fired, the alternative is being able to be fired for any reason or no reason at all.

I'd rather a union protect a few undeserving teachers than protect no one at all.
 
2022-05-13 8:14:18 PM  

austerity101: Target Builder: This is why teachers need strong unions.

When your career can be torched by a tiny handful of people, leaving you with entire counties, or even states, where you are unemployable in the field you have trained for, over stupid shiat like this then you either need monumental CEO style golden parachutes or contracts that give you job security in the face of assholes like this board.

Yeah, as much as people like to complain about, say, NYC, where teachers sit in empty rooms for months or years instead of being fired, the alternative is being able to be fired for any reason or no reason at all.

I'd rather a union protect a few undeserving teachers than protect no one at all.


Kind of how the basis of our legal system is supposed to be 'it's better to let 10 guilty men go free than to falsely imprison one innocent' but in reality we have a bunch of people dead set on it being the exact opposite of that.
 
2022-05-13 8:32:51 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I need a new butt.
One with out a crack.
One that won't fart too loud
Or make a stink

Apologies, Weird Al.


Careful. Huey doesn't like parodies

American Psycho with Huey Lewis and Weird Al
Youtube Fk15H6PjBis
 
2022-05-13 9:09:33 PM  
Naked grinding on cousins still OK for conservatives?
 
2022-05-13 9:22:10 PM  
Hugo Award-winning author, Chuck Tingle, still on the shelf I hope.
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2022-05-13 10:30:14 PM  

guinsu: Billy Liar: Snort: Billy Liar: I imagine they're just recovering from their last encounter with literacy

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The adult version is called "in loco parentis."

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I have no idea what book that is but at some point in my childhood I did love it


That really was from "Are You My Mother" (cover upthread).

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It also serves as a reminder that steam shovels used to look like Mike Mulligan during Infrastructure Week.

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(These may have been shopped. I can tell from some of the the pixels and from having read quite a few old books in my childhood.)
 
2022-05-14 12:20:31 AM  
I'm guessing he already knew he worked for a bunch of moronic arseholes. Or if he didn't, he should have.
 
2022-05-14 1:19:36 PM  
Wonder who the author of the book is?  
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2022-05-14 1:57:53 PM  
So many wearing their old butts on their heads.
 
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