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(Local 12 Cincinnati)   When babysitting infants, you expect napping, potty accidents, and empty bottles. But not from the babysitter   (local12.com) divider line
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2047 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 May 2022 at 8:12 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-13 8:14:45 PM  
Damn, she's smoking hot.
 
2022-05-13 8:19:52 PM  
Infants don't have potty accidents, they just shiat and piss themselves
 
2022-05-13 8:21:10 PM  
And, now that I clicked the link, 15 mo olds aren't infants
 
2022-05-13 8:23:49 PM  
If the kid was sleeping too, where's the problem?
 
2022-05-13 8:25:27 PM  

chitownmike: Infants don't have potty accidents, they just shiat and piss themselves


Was going to post exactly this, but I realize that "infant" can be a bit ambiguous.

I'd like to propose two rules.

1. The cut-off for stating the age of your child in months is hereby 24 months.
2. Children can be referred to as 'infants' only if their age can be stated in months.

I suppose, in rare cases, some <=24 month old infants have managed to learn how to use the potty, but clearly they are outliers.
 
2022-05-13 8:26:29 PM  
I was the worst babysitter. In fact, on his deathbed my father told me I had forever farked up his real son by showing him RoboCop when he was six.

I didn't suggest it, but he was hooked on that movie, amd the video game, and the sequels.

Really he turned out fine, my pos father was just am ass.
 
2022-05-13 8:26:33 PM  
The newscaster bears a passing resemblance to my wife, Morgan Fairchild.
 
2022-05-13 8:30:51 PM  
"1.75 liter" That's .46 gallon, or 60 shots!  (according to the first duckduckgo results).  Or 60 Smirnoff bottles.

"Donna Muthert, 65" She's made it this far, I'm not gonna judge her.  But I find 65 hard to believe.
 
2022-05-13 8:32:44 PM  

NathanAllen: I was the worst babysitter. In fact, on his deathbed my father told me I had forever farked up his real son by showing him RoboCop when he was six.

I didn't suggest it, but he was hooked on that movie, amd the video game, and the sequels.

Really he turned out fine, my pos father was just am ass.


Cheers!
 
2022-05-13 8:32:55 PM  
What's her Fark handle??
/Really? I was the first to ask
// y'all are slow
///cuz threes
 
2022-05-13 8:33:52 PM  

recondite cetacean: "1.75 liter" That's .46 gallon, or 60 shots!  (according to the first duckduckgo results).  Or 60 Smirnoff bottles.

"Donna Muthert, 65" She's made it this far, I'm not gonna judge her.  But I find 65 hard to believe.


I do, I saw her mugshot.


/See this is what RTFA gives you....now excuse, me. I need to drink heavily to forget everything about the article.
 
2022-05-13 8:34:39 PM  

RolfBlitzer: Damn, she's smoking hot.


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Eye Bleach  *STAT*
 
2022-05-13 8:35:59 PM  

NathanAllen: I was the worst babysitter. In fact, on his deathbed my father told me I had forever farked up his real son by showing him RoboCop when he was six.

I didn't suggest it, but he was hooked on that movie, amd the video game, and the sequels.

Really he turned out fine, my pos father was just am ass.


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2022-05-13 8:40:08 PM  

NathanAllen: I was the worst babysitter. In fact, on his deathbed my father told me I had forever farked up his real son by showing him RoboCop when he was six.

I didn't suggest it, but he was hooked on that movie, amd the video game, and the sequels.

Really he turned out fine, my pos father was just am ass.


Who showed RoboCop to who now?
 
2022-05-13 8:46:38 PM  

Russ1642: NathanAllen: I was the worst babysitter. In fact, on his deathbed my father told me I had forever farked up his real son by showing him RoboCop when he was six.

I didn't suggest it, but he was hooked on that movie, amd the video game, and the sequels.

Really he turned out fine, my pos father was just am ass.

Who showed RoboCop to who now?


He's having a hard time typing, one handed
 
2022-05-13 9:06:45 PM  

theknuckler_33: chitownmike: Infants don't have potty accidents, they just shiat and piss themselves

Was going to post exactly this, but I realize that "infant" can be a bit ambiguous.

I'd like to propose two rules.

1. The cut-off for stating the age of your child in months is hereby 24 months.
2. Children can be referred to as 'infants' only if their age can be stated in months.

I suppose, in rare cases, some <=24 month old infants have managed to learn how to use the potty, but clearly they are outliers.


The word "infant" comes from a Latin word meaning "unable to speak". I'd go with a younger cutoff.
 
2022-05-13 9:26:47 PM  
A judge ordered Muthert held on $25,000 bond. She can post 10 percent to get out of jail but must stay away from alcohol and children.

Does that mean if she posts the full 25 grand, she can get close to alcohol and children?
 
2022-05-13 9:32:04 PM  
Why would anybody hire her. I could smell the alcohol coming from her picture.
 
2022-05-13 10:35:28 PM  
Oh well that's kind of an interesting story ...

*scrolls down*

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What the FARK
 
2022-05-13 10:39:49 PM  

LesterB: Oh well that's kind of an interesting story ...

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What the FARK


*closes window*

That's enough Ohio for today
 
2022-05-14 1:09:14 AM  
I feel the need to remind people that Cincinnati is not in Ohio, it's in Kentucky.
 
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