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4177 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 May 2022 at 3:26 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-13 2:47:23 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-05-13 2:49:25 PM  
Click through to read the full conversation.  It's only a couple more tweets :)

Rename it Fo Twizzle?
 
2022-05-13 2:51:01 PM  
I would 100% support that and even buy the stock.

Make it happen.
 
2022-05-13 3:05:03 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I would 100% support that and even buy the stock.

Make it happen.


Same!

https://twitter.com/hashtag/WhenSnoopBuysTwitter?src=hashtag_click
 
2022-05-13 3:08:19 PM  
LOL!

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2022-05-13 3:19:34 PM  
That's one of the funniest things I've read in awhile - and it's only a few tweets.
 
2022-05-13 3:29:32 PM  
LOOOoOL oh please oh please
 
2022-05-13 3:30:27 PM  
Tonight's the night I get in some shiat (Yeah)
Deep cover, on the incognito tip
Yeah, and you don't stop
'Cause it's 1-8-7 on a undercover cop'
 
2022-05-13 3:31:01 PM  
Please, proceed.
 
2022-05-13 3:31:12 PM  
Gonna replace the board of directors with Jimmy from my corner Fish Fry, Tommy Chung and tha guy with the ponytail on CNBC.

farking A-Team right here
 
2022-05-13 3:31:40 PM  
Snoop is a farking national treasure. He even played the part of the CPU in the Storybots about how computers work and constantly complained about having to display cat pictures.

/ Yes, yes I do have a six year old
 
2022-05-13 3:31:58 PM  

OldRod: Click through to read the full conversation.  It's only a couple more tweets :)

Rename it Fo Twizzle?


Fo shizzle!
 
2022-05-13 3:33:51 PM  
What the hell has he been smoking?
 
2022-05-13 3:34:41 PM  
Has Snoop been tweetin' on gin and juice again?

/please proceed
 
2022-05-13 3:35:38 PM  

SMB2811: What the hell has he been smoking?


You really don't know? This needs to be explained to you?
 
2022-05-13 3:35:38 PM  
Thank Dog for Snoop!  I had to look up ponytail guy from CNBC, turns out he was a linebacker for The Bears.
May I also suggest with Tommy Chong you offer an olive branch to Cheech, damn it would be like achieving world peace to see that in my lifetime.
 
2022-05-13 3:35:55 PM  
Yeeeeeeeah, like anyone in Snoop's circle will remember their own login or password.
'I think it's "dude".'
 
2022-05-13 3:36:59 PM  
pleezebeleeveit
 
2022-05-13 3:38:00 PM  
Laid back.
 
2022-05-13 3:38:58 PM  

SMB2811: What the hell has he been smoking?


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"More".
 
2022-05-13 3:44:44 PM  
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2022-05-13 3:45:16 PM  
Sorry, Fark, Snoop is a crypto bro and NFT enthusiast, so you're legally obligated to hate him

/I don't make the rules
 
2022-05-13 3:48:57 PM  

GRCooper: Sorry, Fark, Snoop is a crypto bro and NFT enthusiast, so you're legally obligated to hate him

/I don't make the rules


We don't follow the rules.
 
2022-05-13 3:53:10 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: SMB2811: What the hell has he been smoking?

You really don't know? This needs to be explained to you?


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2022-05-13 4:02:23 PM  
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half his size and owning him over and over again.
 
2022-05-13 4:04:59 PM  
Wrong Thread. Awesome, but wrong thread.
 
2022-05-13 4:07:56 PM  
DOO EET. DOO EET NAO.
 
2022-05-13 4:08:32 PM  

alltim: [pbs.twimg.com image 488x680]
half his size and owning him over and over again.


She is, most assuredly, going to be missed.

/end derailment
 
2022-05-13 4:08:36 PM  

SMB2811: The Exit Stencilist: SMB2811: What the hell has he been smoking?

You really don't know? This needs to be explained to you?

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Well he's been smoking a soothing organic herbal blend comprised of incense with some nice floral undertones and a heady taste of oregano.

Just kidding, it's pot. Marijuana. The Devil's Lettuce. Jazz Cabbage. Also known as "Becky, no!" in some places.*

*ok, I made up that last part
 
2022-05-13 4:29:47 PM  

LurkerSupreme: SMB2811: The Exit Stencilist: SMB2811: What the hell has he been smoking?

You really don't know? This needs to be explained to you?

[Fark user image 400x266]

Well he's been smoking a soothing organic herbal blend comprised of incense with some nice floral undertones and a heady taste of oregano.

Just kidding, it's pot. Marijuana. The Devil's Lettuce. Jazz Cabbage. Also known as "Becky, no!" in some places.*

*ok, I made up that last part


The State Smell of the District of Columbia. The National Plant of Jamaica. The Official Smokescreen of the Grateful Dead.
 
2022-05-13 4:37:36 PM  
He he using a monkeyfeather monkey for an avatar?
 
2022-05-13 4:49:35 PM  
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
For drizzle.
 
2022-05-13 5:02:35 PM  

bluorangefyre: Please, proceed.


It's "indeed, proceed"

/to smoke weed
//never have I want
///never have I need
 
2022-05-13 5:04:25 PM  

MythDragon: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
For drizzle.


omg booooooo!

*throws a funny atcha*
 
2022-05-13 5:06:09 PM  

Naido: bluorangefyre: Please, proceed.

It's "indeed, proceed"

/to smoke weed
//never have I want
///never have I need


You're the second person in this thread trying to tell people what they should have written.
Wtf is up with that?
 
2022-05-13 5:34:41 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: GRCooper: Sorry, Fark, Snoop is a crypto bro and NFT enthusiast, so you're legally obligated to hate him

/I don't make the rules

We don't follow the rules.


No, I'm not getting over it, damnit!  I want the old design back!
 
2022-05-13 6:09:32 PM  

MythDragon: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
For drizzle.


Why does he cook in a skillet?  Fa sizzle
 
2022-05-13 6:11:52 PM  

lindalouwho: Naido: bluorangefyre: Please, proceed.

It's "indeed, proceed"

/to smoke weed
//never have I want
///never have I need

You're the second person in this thread trying to tell people what they should have written.
Wtf is up with that?


I really just wanted to quote the verse.  Reminds me of my "hey hey hey hey" days.

Dave Chapelle - Hey Hey Hey, Smoke Weed Everyday
Youtube pjlhIZvk0Qk
 
2022-05-13 6:24:59 PM  

Naido: MythDragon: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
For drizzle.

Why does he cook in a skillet?  Fa sizzle


What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.
 
2022-05-13 6:49:01 PM  

Naido: lindalouwho: Naido: bluorangefyre: Please, proceed.

It's "indeed, proceed"

/to smoke weed
//never have I want
///never have I need

You're the second person in this thread trying to tell people what they should have written.
Wtf is up with that?

I really just wanted to quote the verse.  Reminds me of my "hey hey hey hey" days.

[YouTube video: Dave Chapelle - Hey Hey Hey, Smoke Weed Everyday]


You so silly.

/ recently got a medical marijuana card
// I'm being reminded of those days, too
/// ;-D
 
2022-05-13 6:49:35 PM  
*no recreational in my state, yet
 
2022-05-13 7:00:25 PM  
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2022-05-13 7:08:35 PM  
What the DEA couldn't do, the SEC is gonna try.
 
2022-05-13 7:36:11 PM  

lindalouwho: Naido: lindalouwho: Naido: bluorangefyre: Please, proceed.

It's "indeed, proceed"

/to smoke weed
//never have I want
///never have I need

You're the second person in this thread trying to tell people what they should have written.
Wtf is up with that?

I really just wanted to quote the verse.  Reminds me of my "hey hey hey hey" days.

[YouTube video: Dave Chapelle - Hey Hey Hey, Smoke Weed Everyday]

You so silly.

/ recently got a medical marijuana card
// I'm being reminded of those days, too
/// ;-D


welcome to the club!
/love my maitri!
 
2022-05-13 7:57:49 PM  

Snort: What the DEA couldn't do, the SEC is gonna try.


Good thing Martha Stewart's plea deal didn't include a snitch to be claimed later.
 
2022-05-13 7:58:26 PM  

it's lisa e.: lindalouwho: Naido: lindalouwho: Naido: bluorangefyre: Please, proceed.

It's "indeed, proceed"

/to smoke weed
//never have I want
///never have I need

You're the second person in this thread trying to tell people what they should have written.
Wtf is up with that?

I really just wanted to quote the verse.  Reminds me of my "hey hey hey hey" days.

[YouTube video: Dave Chapelle - Hey Hey Hey, Smoke Weed Everyday]

You so silly.

/ recently got a medical marijuana card
// I'm being reminded of those days, too
/// ;-D

welcome to the club!
/love my maitri!


That's where I went, too.
All the strain names crack up this old hippie chick.  🤪
 
2022-05-13 9:16:35 PM  

lindalouwho: it's lisa e.: lindalouwho: Naido: lindalouwho: Naido: bluorangefyre: Please, proceed.

It's "indeed, proceed"

/to smoke weed
//never have I want
///never have I need

You're the second person in this thread trying to tell people what they should have written.
Wtf is up with that?

I really just wanted to quote the verse.  Reminds me of my "hey hey hey hey" days.

[YouTube video: Dave Chapelle - Hey Hey Hey, Smoke Weed Everyday]

You so silly.

/ recently got a medical marijuana card
// I'm being reminded of those days, too
/// ;-D

welcome to the club!
/love my maitri!

That's where I went, too.
All the strain names crack up this old hippie chick.  🤪


Back in the cowboy days of early California dispensaries, one was selling grams of a strain labeled only as, "Weird Shiat"

/yeah I got some
//it was weird shiat
///worked as advertised
////I asked, it was some strange hybrid that had occurred when some plants cross-pollinated unintentionally
 
2022-05-13 10:09:33 PM  

Ivo Shandor: SMB2811: What the hell has he been smoking?

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"More".


Martha showing off the knuckles up, thumb down OG bowl-sparking technique on... err..."more".
 
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