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(CNN)   Jen Psaki has officially surrendered the briefing room to Steve Doocy   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-05-13 2:37:14 PM  
More like,

Steve Douchey gets new dominatrix to humiliate him.


because, really, how hard is it to make douchey look stupid?
 
2022-05-13 2:40:30 PM  
I, for one, welcome out new Black, Gay woman of power who will scare the f*ck out of Fox News and spit hot fire.

Bring it.
 
2022-05-13 2:43:29 PM  
We're going to miss you, Peppermint Psaki. So long and thanks for all the facts.
 
2022-05-13 2:53:55 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I, for one, welcome out new Black, Gay woman of power who will scare the f*ck out of Fox News and spit hot fire.



It's hard to decide which aspect I like most about this:

* How triggered and angry the racists homophobic, misogynistic GQP troglodytes will feel about her
* How confuse they will be on how to attack her without admitting they are all of those things
 
2022-05-13 3:00:14 PM  
Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half
 
2022-05-13 3:30:12 PM  
Too soon, GOAT Press Secretary. Go out and make some bank. You deserve it.
 
2022-05-13 3:36:41 PM  

OldRod: Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half


How many Scaramuccis is that?
 
2022-05-13 3:36:53 PM  

SpectroBoy: More like,

Steve Douchey gets new dominatrix to humiliate him.


because, really, how hard is it to make douchey look stupid?


...not your personal erotica site!
 
2022-05-13 3:37:12 PM  

OldRod: Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half


And presumably didn't once lie about the size of an inauguration crowd.

And yes, there were worse lies, but that really set the tone.

/though fact checkers remained equally busy as they disputed whether a statement like "the president spoke for 15 or so minutes" was really truthful when in actual fact it was 17 minutes and 3 seconds.
 
2022-05-13 3:37:43 PM  

Coach McGirk: OldRod: Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half

How many Scaramuccis is that?


6 Rhode islands
 
2022-05-13 3:38:16 PM  
Intelligent, highly competent, well spoken and smoking hot. God speed dream woman. God speed!
 
2022-05-13 3:38:26 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Coach McGirk: OldRod: Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half

How many Scaramuccis is that?

6 Rhode islands


That's terrible.
 
2022-05-13 3:38:54 PM  
Isn't it Steve's spawn, Peter, that Jen owned on a regular basis?
 
2022-05-13 3:39:17 PM  
I was just happy to have a press secretary that didn't belittle reporters for asking good questions.
 
2022-05-13 3:40:32 PM  
BEST SUCCESSOR IN THE WHOLE WORLD

OMG I'm going to watch every briefing from now on.  I hope she just murders the cons.  This is the best FU ever.
 
2022-05-13 3:42:16 PM  

SpectroBoy: NewportBarGuy: I, for one, welcome out new Black, Gay woman of power who will scare the f*ck out of Fox News and spit hot fire.


It's hard to decide which aspect I like most about this:

* How triggered and angry the racists homophobic, misogynistic GQP troglodytes will feel about her
* How confuse they will be on how to attack her without admitting they are all of those things


From what I hear, they're no longer keeping the quiet parts quiet on Fox.
 
2022-05-13 3:43:11 PM  
more people will see that here than on CNN.
 
2022-05-13 3:43:21 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: Intelligent, highly competent, well spoken and smoking hot. God speed dream woman. God speed!


But she lacked the casino-skank quality that TFG's brought to the public. You felt like.you could have six-pack...or two of Keystone Light with them.
 
2022-05-13 3:43:24 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I, for one, welcome out new Black, Gay woman of power who will scare the f*ck out of Fox News and spit hot fire.

Bring it.


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2022-05-13 3:44:16 PM  

Coach McGirk: OldRod: Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half

How many Scaramuccis is that?


At least 20
 
2022-05-13 3:47:08 PM  

OldRod: Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half


That is because Trump talked directly to the press, often while standing in front of Marine One.
 
2022-05-13 3:47:21 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I, for one, welcome out new Black, Gay woman of power who will scare the f*ck out of Fox News and spit hot fire.

Bring it.


Fark user image
 
2022-05-13 3:47:23 PM  
Questioning what the President does is literally fascism.  What an asshole.
 
2022-05-13 3:47:37 PM  

OldRod: Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half


Yes, and I'm trying to assemble the full gif of Just Psaki ... I hope to have it finished by this coming Sunday.
 
2022-05-13 3:48:18 PM  

OldRod: Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half


Great.  How many Q&As has the actual President held?
 
2022-05-13 3:49:25 PM  

rfenster: OldRod: Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half

That is because Trump talked directly to the press, often while standing in front of Marine One.


No. I know from the periodic uproar that it has been x days since Biden did a press conference, that only press briefings in the white house standing at a podium count as press conferences.
 
2022-05-13 3:50:07 PM  
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Early Picture of Jen and Doocy (from wonkette.com)
 
2022-05-13 3:50:22 PM  

FLMountainMan: OldRod: Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half

Great.  How many Q&As has the actual President held?


Is that his job?
 
2022-05-13 3:52:45 PM  
Some Trump level shiat they are pulling here. "Many experts"

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2022-05-13 3:54:27 PM  
I really wish she had stayed at least until Biden's term ended. Smoking hot, intelligent, well-spoken redhead that kept the doofuses in line.

She will absolutely be missed.
 
2022-05-13 3:54:32 PM  
American press briefings are a joke anyway. They never reveal anything and the questions are either moronic and ignored or if they are good questions just deflected. A total waste of time for everyone involved.
 
2022-05-13 3:55:00 PM  
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https://twitter.com/pdoocy/status/1525185140485406722?s=20&t=iAC55d5EP0ucBr6cR_5BWw

Was looking the guy up thought his name was Peter. Would have never guessed their height difference
 
2022-05-13 3:56:34 PM  

CzarChasm: I really wish she had stayed at least until Biden's term ended. Smoking hot, intelligent, well-spoken redhead that kept the doofuses in line.

She will absolutely be missed.


I'm going to miss jerking it to press conferences too
 
2022-05-13 3:59:15 PM  
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2022-05-13 4:01:30 PM  

chitownmike: CzarChasm: I really wish she had stayed at least until Biden's term ended. Smoking hot, intelligent, well-spoken redhead that kept the doofuses in line.

She will absolutely be missed.

I'm going to miss jerking it to press conferences too


I don't know, if that picture in the article is of the new press secretary she has a serious cuteness thing going on.
 
2022-05-13 4:02:06 PM  

FLMountainMan: OldRod: Saw on Twitter that Psaki held 224 press briefings in her tenure... more than all of Trump's press secretaries combined.  And she did it in less than a year-and-a-half

Great.  How many Q&As has the actual President held?


So far, 8 solo press briefings where he took reporters questions
https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/statistics/data/presidential-news-conferences

While TFG might've done more, Biden isn't spewing BS and lies with every farking breath

Frankly, I don't care how often Biden takes press conferences, I'm happy enough seeing him handle important domestic and international issues like a grown ass, capable leader and not a ranting man-child
 
2022-05-13 4:05:17 PM  

WillofJ2: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x1133]
https://twitter.com/pdoocy/status/1525185140485406722?s=20&t=iAC55d5EP0ucBr6cR_5BWw

Was looking the guy up thought his name was Peter. Would have never guessed their height difference


SHE'S POCKET-SIZE??

And full of piss and vinegar.

She will be missed.

/she, Rashida, Ilhan, and AOC are my current crushes in this administration ;)
 
2022-05-13 4:06:23 PM  
I wond

NewportBarGuy: I, for one, welcome out new Black, Gay woman of power who will scare the f*ck out of Fox News and spit hot fire.

Bring it.


The position has been a professional punching bag since forever, but fark, this one's a straight up lightning rod.

She should keep the goons occupied for weeks.
 
2022-05-13 4:07:23 PM  

kb7rky: WillofJ2: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x1133]
https://twitter.com/pdoocy/status/1525185140485406722?s=20&t=iAC55d5EP0ucBr6cR_5BWw

Was looking the guy up thought his name was Peter. Would have never guessed their height difference

SHE'S POCKET-SIZE??

And full of piss and vinegar.

She will be missed.

/she, Rashida, Ilhan, and AOC are my current crushes in this administration ;)


Katie Porter.
 
2022-05-13 4:07:47 PM  

kb7rky: she, Rashida, Ilhan, and AOC are my current crushes in this administration


Unless you're a blood relative, you're probably out of the running.
 
2022-05-13 4:09:15 PM  

chitownmike: SpectroBoy: More like,

Steve Douchey gets new dominatrix to humiliate him.


because, really, how hard is it to make douchey look stupid?

...not your personal erotica site!


You are not my supervisor.
 
2022-05-13 4:10:57 PM  

noitsnot: BEST SUCCESSOR IN THE WHOLE WORLD

OMG I'm going to watch every briefing from now on.  I hope she just murders the cons.  This is the best FU ever.


I've seen Karine on a number of shows and I think she's going to be terrific in the new job, despite enormous shoes to step into. She's also absolutely adorable as well.
 
2022-05-13 4:13:22 PM  
lollin at all yall down bad ITT
 
2022-05-13 4:14:22 PM  

Magnanimous_J: kb7rky: she, Rashida, Ilhan, and AOC are my current crushes in this administration

Unless you're a blood relative, you're probably out of the running.


You just hush.
 
2022-05-13 4:15:22 PM  
Jen Psaki?

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2022-05-13 4:15:23 PM  

WillofJ2: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x1133]
https://twitter.com/pdoocy/status/1525185140485406722?s=20&t=iAC55d5EP0ucBr6cR_5BWw

Was looking the guy up thought his name was Peter. Would have never guessed their height difference


lol it's all a work
 
2022-05-13 4:15:28 PM  

Elliot8654: Katie Porter


I'll concede that ;) She's pretty awesome, too.
 
2022-05-13 4:21:11 PM  

MSBFDffpm: Jen Psaki?

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2022-05-13 4:21:55 PM  

Magnanimous_J: kb7rky: she, Rashida, Ilhan, and AOC are my current crushes in this administration

Unless you're a blood relative, you're probably out of the running.


That was cold, Bro!
 
2022-05-13 4:27:05 PM  

Magnanimous_J: kb7rky: she, Rashida, Ilhan, and AOC are my current crushes in this administration

Unless you're a blood relative, you're probably out of the running.


You mean like TFGs blood relative/mistress/underage victim who worked in the white house?
 
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