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2022-05-13 1:38:29 PM  
Welcome to Fark's Headline of the Month Voting for April 2022! 

Great Fark headlines take all forms! Puns, wordplay, fun obscure references, visual, lyrics or verse, context - like buried lede and plot twist (click through to read the story to figure out the joke - these are often some of the best), and just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world.

Take the time to read and laugh. Then vote!

Vote for any or all! We don't limit your voting, we really want to see what you laughed at and enjoyed!

Voting starts Friday, May 13 and ends Tuesday, May 17, 4pm Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for April 2022 Headlines of the Month!
 
2022-05-13 1:38:30 PM  
Like lots of big boys his age, Madison Cawthorn's car is actually registered to Dadison Cawthorn


Linked article: huffpost.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:30 PM  
This tweet to be banned from Republican state public schools because it hurts job creator-Americans' feelings


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:30 PM  
China and the USA each want the Solomon Islands. Maybe we could cut them in half?


Linked article: axios.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:30 PM  
Ukraine could begin the process to become a EU member "within weeks" according to EU President Ursula von der Leyen. Well, they already have a chair with "UK" printed on it


Linked article: news.yahoo.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:31 PM  
Headline: Syrian fighters ready to join next phase of Ukraine war. Article body: Hundreds of Syrians have pledged to fight alongside Russia, but only a small percentage have shown up


Linked article: apnews.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:31 PM  
Appeals court holds Grapefruit farker's case is MOOt


Linked article: news.yahoo.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:31 PM  
Marbury vs. Madison? Sorry, I'm not into boxing


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:31 PM  
Putin: On second thought, comrades, let's not go to Mariupol. 'Tis a silly place


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:31 PM  
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs 15-week abortion ban into law. Next stop: banning no-fault divorces and that absurd women-can-vote thing


Linked article: news.yahoo.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:31 PM  
Russia's economy is having sharp contractions. Will give birf to an adorable baby economy once it dilates to 10cm


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:32 PM  
Fark PolTab soon to see increase in submissions and comments


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:32 PM  
Florida is banning dozens of math textbooks over CRT. Presumably, these text books show reducing percentages to fractions like 60% = 3/5ths


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:32 PM  
Ukrainians reject visit to Kyiv by Steinmeier, as they are still upset by his close relationship with Putin and the trading of Jay Buhner for Ken Phelps


Linked article: politico.eu
 
2022-05-13 1:38:32 PM  
Republicans are really pissed that Madison Cawthorn dimed on their coke orgies


Linked article: msn.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:32 PM  
Musk is a brave, brave free speech absolutist. Except for when it costs him money. Or hurts his feelings. Or offends his throng of professional online fluffers


Linked article: popular.info
 
2022-05-13 1:38:33 PM  
Bark bark bark bark BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK


Linked article: youtube.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:33 PM  
5, 6, 7, 8 To NATO? To Not-O? Hasenpfeffer incorporated Barra bop barra bop BA BA WE'RE GONNA DO IT


Linked article: yahoo.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:33 PM  
In a sure sign the series is ending and the writers are lazily trying to tie all their random storylines together, the owner of the Fetus Lady's apartment is a Federalist Society member who clerked for Clarence Thomas


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:34 PM  
InfoWars is now morally AND financially bankrupt


Linked article: cnn.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:34 PM  
"Trumpian Conservatives Hold an 'Emergency' Meeting Over Russia." On the Agenda: 1) Ramen Noodles and Ketchup: How to survive until uncle Vlad can give you an allowance again. 2) Chinese Twitter Bots: Are they as good as the Russian ones?


Linked article: politico.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:34 PM  
If I go to the Pearly Gates and meet your God someday ... I don't think I'm gonna get in any trouble for killing all of your bills ... I don't think your God's gonna have any problem with that. And I don't think I'm gonna see any of you there either


Linked article: onlysky.media
 
2022-05-13 1:38:34 PM  
Missouri lawmakers considering the idea that people under 25 aren't mature enough to understand their own gender. Getting married at 16 still A-OK


Linked article: thehill.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:34 PM  
Putin bans Doug Ford and Jason Kenney from visiting Russia, which is a bit like banning Paris Hilton from attending university classes in advanced neurosurgery


Linked article: cbc.ca
 
2022-05-13 1:38:35 PM  
RNC soon to start their own Commission on Presidential Debates, presumably with cocaine and old Senator orgies


Linked article: cnn.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:35 PM  
Marshall, martial, what's the difference? This is just liberal communist wokeness working to disenfranchise the individualist creativity of conservative geniuses. Words mean precisely what I want them to me, no more and no less


Linked article: sfgate.com
 
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