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2022-05-13 1:37:59 PM  
Welcome to Fark's Headline of the Month Voting for April 2022! 

Great Fark headlines take all forms! Puns, wordplay, fun obscure references, visual, lyrics or verse, context - like buried lede and plot twist (click through to read the story to figure out the joke - these are often some of the best), and just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world.

Take the time to read and laugh. Then vote!

Vote for any or all! We don't limit your voting, we really want to see what you laughed at and enjoyed!

Voting starts Friday, May 13 and ends Tuesday, May 17, 4pm Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for April 2022 Headlines of the Month!
 
2022-05-13 1:38:00 PM  
Fox wants to introduce a glowing football during USFL broadcasts. If successful, this will be highlighted during their championship game, Cherno Bowl


Linked article: awfulannouncing.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:00 PM  
Kofi Cockburn declares for NBA Draft, joining the illustrious ranks of Chubby Cox, Fat Lever, and Mo Cheeks


Linked article: espn.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:00 PM  
Jets owner Woody Johnson donating $1 million to Ukraine. Ukraine would prefer actual jets, but it's something


Linked article: cbssports.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:00 PM  
Protester attempts to glue her arms to the floor during Timberwolves-Clippers play-in game. Charges not expected to stick


Linked article: sports.yahoo.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:01 PM  
A.J. Green admits chemistry with Kyler Murray wasn't great in 2021; A.J. Mustard admits chemistry with A.J. Plum wasn't great in the Billiard Room


Linked article: nfl.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:02 PM  
Bruno Fernandes involved in car crash. Said to be OK, the same cannot be said for Man's Champions League, League Cup, FA Cup, or Premiership title hopes


Linked article: liverpoolecho.co.uk
 
2022-05-13 1:38:02 PM  
Alcaraz becomes youngest man to break into ATP Top 10 since 2005, still wondering how Sean Connery escaped that one time


Linked article: espn.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:02 PM  
Vlad Guerrero Jr. "battles through gash" to hit three homers against Yankees. Even Wilt Chamberlain impressed


Linked article: espn.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:03 PM  
Frank Gore quietly retires as the third leading rusher in NFL history. And yet, no one can recall whispered tales of Gore


Linked article: deadspin.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:03 PM  
Rangers lose to Rockies on slide rule violation. Compass and straight edge still acceptable


Linked article: si.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:03 PM  
Bauer suspended for 24


Linked article: espn.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:03 PM  
DC United head coach untied


Linked article: wtop.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:03 PM  
Updates on the world championship tournament named for an Arthur Miller play in a sport most people thought was something that only existed in Andy Capp comic strips


Linked article: bbc.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:04 PM  
15 years ago yesterday, Pizzagate roiled Fenway Park


Linked article: youtube.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:04 PM  
Ja Morant won Most Improved Player in the NBA. And then immediately gives his award to his teammate Desmond Bane because he deserved it more. Ja rules


Linked article: sports.yahoo.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:04 PM  
Color commentator fired for color commentary


Linked article: vancouver.citynews.ca
 
2022-05-13 1:38:04 PM  
"Anything I can do for this team to help them win, I'll do it." Well, other than getting vaccinated so you can take the mound and literally win a game for the team


Linked article: boston.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:04 PM  
There's a "Robert Kraft / happy ending" punchline that can be made out of this Tom Brady headline, but this website is too sophisticated for such childishness


Linked article: tampabay.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:05 PM  
Hamilton throws away his shot


Linked article: autoweek.com
 
2022-05-13 1:38:05 PM  
Icing, again


Linked article: upi.com
 
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