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(MSN)   What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area   (msn.com) divider line
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3094 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 May 2022 at 7:06 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-13 6:18:16 PM  
I'll cover the cathouse.

Here, kitty kitty...
 
2022-05-13 7:13:35 PM  
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Your fugitive's name is Gonzalo Artemio Lopez. Go get him.
 
2022-05-13 7:14:11 PM  
What's going on in prisons that people are running?
 
2022-05-13 7:15:37 PM  
Okay, Chief.  Will do.  Oh, Chief?  What's the difference between a residence and a farmhouse?  Is there some, like, "Realtor's Definition" or something?  Does it necessarily abut farmland or something?  Oh, never mind, think I just answered my own question.  Well, okay, then.  We'll be making a move to get out on the road.  Anything else?  While I'm here, I mean.
 
2022-05-13 7:17:07 PM  

waxbeans: What's going on in prisons that people are running?


Lo-Bid Contractors, Inc.?
 
2022-05-13 7:17:42 PM  
It might be one of the top 10 action-adventure movies of the 90's.
 
2022-05-13 7:25:46 PM  

Sam's Club Sandwich: It might be one of the top 10 action-adventure movies of the 90's.


Terminator 2, Heat, Speed, The Rock, Point Break, The Professional and The Last Boyscout are the only movies are am inclined to put above it...
 
2022-05-13 7:37:22 PM  

waxbeans: What's going on in prisons that people are running?


You have to balance out all the weight training with some cardio.
 
2022-05-13 7:54:17 PM  

Billy Liar: waxbeans: What's going on in prisons that people are running?

Lo-Bid Contractors, Inc.?


Not comfortable enough
 
2022-05-13 7:54:19 PM  
Multiple agencies, including the state's Office of the Inspector General, have joined in the search for Lopez near the city of Centerville, which is about halfway between Houston and Dallas

Huh, what a strangely appropriate place name. Check the tool sheds, tortoise creches, and kids' playhouses just to be sure!
 
2022-05-13 8:00:06 PM  
No armed guards on the prisoner transport bus? Really?
 
2022-05-13 8:01:02 PM  
Those poor, defenseless Texans.

If I had a tan, I'd hide about now
 
2022-05-13 8:03:38 PM  

Any Pie Left: No armed guards on the prisoner transport bus? Really?


FTFA: "An officer onboard the bus, Jimmy Brinegar, fired his service weapon and a shotgun at the fleeing inmate, but it is unclear if any of the shots hit Lopez, Hurst said."
 
2022-05-13 8:04:10 PM  
Ah, the 'ol penis shank. The guards never see it coming.
 
2022-05-13 8:06:04 PM  

Ask Me If I Have A God Complex: Any Pie Left: No armed guards on the prisoner transport bus? Really?

FTFA: "An officer onboard the bus, Jimmy Brinegar, fired his service weapon and a shotgun at the fleeing inmate, but it is unclear if any of the shots hit Lopez, Hurst said."


Also, the bus driver was armed...
 
2022-05-13 8:07:41 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Terminator 2, Heat, Speed, The Rock, Point Break, The Professional and The Last Boyscout are the only movies are am inclined to put above it...


Woefully underrated.  I should see if it's available to rent on Amazon.
 
2022-05-13 8:18:51 PM  
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I want him found. Not tomorrow, not after breakfast - now!
 
2022-05-13 8:26:45 PM  
"serving a life sentence since he was convicted of killing a man with a pickax."

First read that as poleaxe and was impressed.
 
2022-05-13 8:40:15 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Sam's Club Sandwich: It might be one of the top 10 action-adventure movies of the 90's.

Terminator 2, Heat, Speed, The Rock, Point Break, The Professional and The Last Boyscout are the only movies are am inclined to put above it...


Speed was one of the worst movies ever made. Giant steaming pile of turd is being generous.
 
2022-05-13 8:42:48 PM  
With no mugshot and a last name of Lopez someone is going to get offed by a gung ho, 2nd  amendment hugging Texan.
 
2022-05-13 8:44:59 PM  
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2022-05-13 8:45:18 PM  

LiberalConservative: Social Justice Warlock: Sam's Club Sandwich: It might be one of the top 10 action-adventure movies of the 90's.

Terminator 2, Heat, Speed, The Rock, Point Break, The Professional and The Last Boyscout are the only movies are am inclined to put above it...

Speed was one of the worst movies ever made. Giant steaming pile of turd is being generous.


STFUAEABOD

Reeves & Sandra are farking national treasures and should be  Entrined with the unknown soldier and J F farking K.
 
2022-05-13 8:47:49 PM  

waxbeans: What's going on in prisons that people are running?


it's more of a sex club.  and we don't talk about it or you find out.  Bus driver found out.  Like Vickie did.  He got her to help him escape and then he suicided her.
 
2022-05-13 8:54:16 PM  

munko: waxbeans: What's going on in prisons that people are running?

it's more of a sex club.  and we don't talk about it or you find out.  Bus driver found out.  Like Vickie did.  He got her to help him escape and then he suicided her.


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2022-05-13 9:06:07 PM  

Katwang: With no mugshot and a last name of Lopez someone is going to get offed by a gung ho, 2nd  amendment hugging Texan.


And it won't be the escapee.
 
2022-05-13 9:59:53 PM  

Katwang: With no mugshot and a last name of Lopez someone is going to get offed by a gung ho, 2nd  amendment hugging Texan.


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2022-05-13 10:02:20 PM  

ProdigalSigh: Social Justice Warlock: Terminator 2, Heat, Speed, The Rock, Point Break, The Professional and The Last Boyscout are the only movies are am inclined to put above it...

Woefully underrated.  I should see if it's available to rent on Amazon.


You know how they say some movies could never be made in this day and age?

That movie would never have made it past the original draft.  Hell, I'm genuinely surprised it got made in 1991.  Shane Black must have been going through a hellacious divorce when he wrote that movie.

/Michael Kamen, the film's composer, called it the worst movie he'd ever worked on.
 
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