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(Audacy)   Yo dawg, I heard an armed society is a polite society, so I put a road rage shooting in your freeway shooting investigation   (audacy.com) divider line
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2963 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 13 May 2022 at 7:55 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-13 7:59:14 PM  
Artists rendition of the suspect
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2022-05-13 7:59:49 PM  
A Well-Regulated Militia...
 
2022-05-13 7:59:55 PM  
Well yeah, if you fark up traffic somebody might pop off
 
2022-05-13 8:00:20 PM  
The suspect's vehicle was described as an older model white minivan. It was driven by a white male, around 30 to 40 years old were black hair and an "exceptionally" thick mustache according to the victim.

Discount Bang Bus
 
2022-05-13 8:03:56 PM  

Cepheus Crater: Artists rendition of the suspect[Fark user image 425x515]


FTFA:and an "exceptionally" thick mustache

never heard that one before.  the word exceptional should be used much more often in police suspect descriptions
 
2022-05-13 8:04:19 PM  
Nothing good happens in Macomb County, Michigan.
 
2022-05-13 8:05:27 PM  
If only a good guy with a gun had been there.
 
2022-05-13 8:09:01 PM  

DoctorCal: The suspect's vehicle was described as an older model white minivan. It was driven by a white male, around 30 to 40 years old were black hair and an "exceptionally" thick mustache according to the victim.

Discount Bang Bus


Luigi or Mario?
 
2022-05-13 8:10:32 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Nothing good happens in Macomb County, Michigan.


I used to like hanging out at Crash Landing in Warren when stuck on service trips in the area.
 
2022-05-13 8:13:18 PM  

Snort: DoctorCal: The suspect's vehicle was described as an older model white minivan. It was driven by a white male, around 30 to 40 years old were black hair and an "exceptionally" thick mustache according to the victim.

Discount Bang Bus

Luigi or Mario?


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Duh
 
2022-05-13 8:13:59 PM  
"As always, those who contact Crime Stoppers will remain 100% and will not be required to speak to the police or to testify in court."

Any site with 39k visitors per day must hire a qualified copy editor.

I have spoken.
 
2022-05-13 8:17:36 PM  
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2022-05-13 8:25:34 PM  
A shooting, inside a shooting...inside another shooting..
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2022-05-13 8:33:53 PM  

DoctorCal: The suspect's vehicle was described as an older model white minivan. It was driven by a white male, around 30 to 40 years old were black hair and an "exceptionally" thick mustache according to the victim.

Discount Bang Bus


Vanifesto steroid mail bomber man?
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2022-05-13 8:48:11 PM  
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2022-05-13 8:50:17 PM  

C18H27NO3: [Fark user image image 480x791]


I have questions...
 
2022-05-13 8:51:42 PM  

C18H27NO3: [Fark user image image 480x791]


I will take a pound cake and a case of 12 gage #7 remington if you got it.
 
2022-05-13 8:52:18 PM  
War... War's never impolite.
 
2022-05-13 8:58:41 PM  

American Decency Association: Cepheus Crater: Artists rendition of the suspect[Fark user image 425x515]

FTFA:and an "exceptionally" thick mustache

never heard that one before.  the word exceptional should be used much more often in police suspect descriptions


Hopefully not this guy
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2022-05-13 9:04:35 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Nothing good happens in Macomb County, Michigan.


Came here to say this
 
2022-05-13 9:04:54 PM  

Peki: C18H27NO3: [Fark user image image 480x791]

I have questions...


how fresh is everything
 
2022-05-13 9:09:48 PM  
DETROIT


Say no more...
 
2022-05-13 9:40:57 PM  

American Decency Association: Cepheus Crater: Artists rendition of the suspect[Fark user image 425x515]

FTFA:and an "exceptionally" thick mustache

never heard that one before.  the word exceptional should be used much more often in police suspect descriptions


Exceptionally Thick Mustache is the name of my Derek Smalls tribute act.
 
2022-05-13 9:53:17 PM  
Yeah, making firearms *more* available among bozos has always worked out well, just see central Africa and the Middle East, or American firearm deaths.
 
2022-05-13 9:57:30 PM  
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2022-05-13 10:03:39 PM  

Peki: C18H27NO3: [Fark user image image 480x791]

I have questions...


well see son/daughter, it's like this.  when a stand-in for a man's penis loves a stand-in for a woman's vagina, they get together...
 
2022-05-13 10:29:30 PM  

C18H27NO3: [Fark user image 480x791]


Do those pastries have gun powder sprinkled on them?
 
2022-05-13 10:32:16 PM  

Ishkur: C18H27NO3: [Fark user image 480x791]

Do those pastries have gun powder sprinkled on them?


Son, are you tellin me you live here in these united states and you ain't exercising your god given right to dash every meal with gunpowder like the founders envisioned?!
 
2022-05-13 11:17:13 PM  

Ishkur: C18H27NO3: [Fark user image 480x791]

Do those pastries have gun powder sprinkled on them?


There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing
If my burglar alarm starts ringing
What ya think all the guns is for?
All-purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
The criminals trying to drop my decimals
-Biggie Smalls
 
2022-05-13 11:29:19 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: DETROIT


Say no more...


No, its neighbor, Macomb county, where white Trumpanzee losers carry guns out of fear of "Detroit" people.
 
2022-05-13 11:43:06 PM  
If the democrats weren't wholely incompetent they would be pouncing on gun control reforms that would keep firearms out of peoples hands who don't deserve them.

The NRA is broken, they are a corrupted money laundering organization who only exist to sell guns. And any endorsement from them should be treated as such by their opponents. Put the NRA on trial and guilt by association republicans.

But since it's the Democratic Party we will just keep letting the country slowly slide in to anarchy Mad Max style.
 
2022-05-13 11:56:44 PM  
The quote is virtually always taken out of context and used incorrectly. Heinlein's society is nothing like what we have today. Try reading the farking book.
 
2022-05-13 11:59:33 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: If the democrats weren't wholely incompetent they would be pouncing on gun control reforms that would keep firearms out of peoples hands who don't deserve them.

The NRA is broken, they are a corrupted money laundering organization who only exist to sell guns. And any endorsement from them should be treated as such by their opponents. Put the NRA on trial and guilt by association republicans.

But since it's the Democratic Party we will just keep letting the country slowly slide in to anarchy Mad Max style.


And the Christo-fascist GOP has nothing at all to do with it, right?
 
2022-05-14 12:37:30 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: If the democrats weren't wholely incompetent they would be pouncing on gun control reforms that would keep firearms out of peoples hands who don't deserve them.

The NRA is broken, they are a corrupted money laundering organization who only exist to sell guns. And any endorsement from them should be treated as such by their opponents. Put the NRA on trial and guilt by association republicans.

But since it's the Democratic Party we will just keep letting the country slowly slide in to anarchy Mad Max style.


It was the best of times...
[NO THANKS TO THE DEMOCRATS!]
...
... uh... it was the worst of times...
[THANKS TO THE DEMOCRATS!]
...
... it.. it was the age of wisdom...
[NO THANKS TO THE DEMOCRATS!]
...jesus h christ
...
... it was the age of foolishness...
[THANKS TO THE DEMOCRATS!]
... FARKS SAKE!...

[climbs off stage, rolling up sleeves]
 
2022-05-14 12:42:45 AM  

C18H27NO3: [Fark user image image 480x791]


"Phased-plasma donut in the forty-sprinkle range."
 
2022-05-14 1:45:08 AM  
'An armed society is a polite society' comes from the same very obvious set of lies that tell you that all consumers are informed and rational.  It also relies on the fiction that armed people are rational people who would only use their guns in true need (and with perfect aim).

In reality, the armed people are the criminals, law enforcement (who share a lot in common with the criminals), military (who are often young, stupid, and hopped up on testosterone) and paranoid civilian cowards.  None of those groups are known for being particularly rational people.  What you have are a bunch of people who tend towards bellowing and waving their surrogate dicks around at the perceived slights to their fragile 'honor' or turf.  Firing a gun at the car of someone who wouldn't let you in in traffic becomes a perfectly logical response.

In other words, it's just a silly right wing fiction that breaks down if ever actually studied (like all the rest of them), which is why MAGA lawmakers are so vehemently against letting it be studied and actively work to kill any Federal or state support for that.
 
2022-05-14 2:00:47 AM  

whitroth: Night Train to Wakanda: If the democrats weren't wholely incompetent they would be pouncing on gun control reforms that would keep firearms out of peoples hands who don't deserve them.

The NRA is broken, they are a corrupted money laundering organization who only exist to sell guns. And any endorsement from them should be treated as such by their opponents. Put the NRA on trial and guilt by association republicans.

But since it's the Democratic Party we will just keep letting the country slowly slide in to anarchy Mad Max style.

And the Christo-fascist GOP has nothing at all to do with it, right?


So just so we're clear, your butt hurt stems from being told Democrats are worthless at stopping the onslaught of fascism. And how to combat it. But not the actual problem plaguing the country?
 
2022-05-14 2:13:45 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: whitroth: Night Train to Wakanda: If the democrats weren't wholely incompetent they would be pouncing on gun control reforms that would keep firearms out of peoples hands who don't deserve them.

The NRA is broken, they are a corrupted money laundering organization who only exist to sell guns. And any endorsement from them should be treated as such by their opponents. Put the NRA on trial and guilt by association republicans.

But since it's the Democratic Party we will just keep letting the country slowly slide in to anarchy Mad Max style.

And the Christo-fascist GOP has nothing at all to do with it, right?

So just so we're clear, your butt hurt stems from being told Democrats are worthless at stopping the onslaught of fascism. And how to combat it. But not the actual problem plaguing the country?


I think it's the sad admission that no one really knows how to combat fascists. How do you make people care for other people? How do you get people to not buy into conspiracy theories when they are so emotionally invested in them? How do you de-escalate people hell bent on creating the necessary conditions for civil war? How do you get someone to care about an issue that doesn't affect them and may require a cost on their part for the greater good?

I don't think anyone has the answers for that. The only thing we can seem to agree on to combat fascism is to keep fascists out of power and influence, and we are failing.
 
2022-05-14 3:03:25 AM  

Peki: Night Train to Wakanda: whitroth: Night Train to Wakanda: If the democrats weren't wholely incompetent they would be pouncing on gun control reforms that would keep firearms out of peoples hands who don't deserve them.

The NRA is broken, they are a corrupted money laundering organization who only exist to sell guns. And any endorsement from them should be treated as such by their opponents. Put the NRA on trial and guilt by association republicans.

But since it's the Democratic Party we will just keep letting the country slowly slide in to anarchy Mad Max style.

And the Christo-fascist GOP has nothing at all to do with it, right?

So just so we're clear, your butt hurt stems from being told Democrats are worthless at stopping the onslaught of fascism. And how to combat it. But not the actual problem plaguing the country?

I think it's the sad admission that no one really knows how to combat fascists. How do you make people care for other people? How do you get people to not buy into conspiracy theories when they are so emotionally invested in them? How do you de-escalate people hell bent on creating the necessary conditions for civil war? How do you get someone to care about an issue that doesn't affect them and may require a cost on their part for the greater good?

I don't think anyone has the answers for that. The only thing we can seem to agree on to combat fascism is to keep fascists out of power and influence, and we are failing.


I have two answers to that.

One no one will like. One, that prolongs the battle.

The first is going scorched earth and stripping them of their pride leaving them with nothing.

The second is understanding the issues they have with the political climate and undermining the attempts of those who seek divide us for their own gain.
 
2022-05-14 3:18:59 AM  
Oh god just jerk off once a week you meatwads.
 
2022-05-14 3:45:52 AM  

C18H27NO3: [Fark user image image 480x791]


man, now I want some donuts.
 
2022-05-14 3:46:36 AM  
That's pretty meta
 
2022-05-14 5:04:07 AM  

aagrajag: C18H27NO3: [Fark user image image 480x791]

"Phased-plasma donut in the forty-sprinkle range."


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2022-05-14 8:22:04 AM  

Ishkur: C18H27NO3: [Fark user image 480x791]

Do those pastries have gun powder sprinkled on them?


We carry only cartridge ammunition, no muzzle-loaders or no reloading supplies.
Try the ice cream shop.
 
2022-05-14 12:32:01 PM  
Can't even read the story. 2/3 of the page is overlays.
 
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