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(Click On Detroit)   "A burnout is the practice of keeping a vehicle stationary and spinning its wheels, the resultant friction causing the tires to heat up and smoke"   (clickondetroit.com) divider line
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2024 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 May 2022 at 12:34 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-13 11:35:33 AM  
Australians: Hold my beer.
OKAY YALL GOT IT!!! | AUSSIE BURNOUTS VS AMERICAN BURNOUTS!!! | AMERICAN REACTION!!!
Youtube N6bwharFrZw
 
2022-05-13 11:51:48 AM  
I thought Ric Romero retired.
 
2022-05-13 12:35:53 PM  
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2022-05-13 12:38:12 PM  

bingethinker: I thought Ric Romero retired.


Yoda Voice: There is another.
 
2022-05-13 12:39:15 PM  
This was happening at a wedding?!

I guess since the Gibraltar Trade Center was closed...
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2022-05-13 12:40:33 PM  
Aussie here. On my way home from school once I saw some guys play burnout tennis where they pushed the back of a car from one group to the other qhile its tires were spinning.
 
2022-05-13 12:42:38 PM  
What about donuts?
Lady Does Donuts, Hits A Cop Car, Then Flips Her Car! 👮😱
Youtube svWRkqKqdCI
 
2022-05-13 12:42:39 PM  
A burnout is someone who smokes too much of the wacky weed!
 
2022-05-13 12:42:59 PM  
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2022-05-13 12:43:35 PM  
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2022-05-13 12:43:46 PM  
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2022-05-13 12:44:00 PM  
do people still ghost ride their whips or nah
 
2022-05-13 12:47:10 PM  
derp a derp
gas too 'spensive
let's go brandin
 
2022-05-13 12:50:36 PM  

MythDragon: What about donuts?
[YouTube video: Lady Does Donuts, Hits A Cop Car, Then Flips Her Car! 👮😱]


Meth is a hell of a drug?
 
2022-05-13 12:58:41 PM  
Light Em Up, Julian!
Youtube 0eQBsRChMxk
 
2022-05-13 1:17:21 PM  
Can't they just fire guns into the air like normal yahoos?
 
2022-05-13 1:20:06 PM  
Why waste time smoking the tires when you could be going forward really fast?

ThunderPig Hittin' It -'73 Firebird
Youtube y0NwPE7Mwk0


/it is fun to make 'em squeal, though
 
2022-05-13 1:21:16 PM  

MythDragon: What about donuts?
[YouTube video: Lady Does Donuts, Hits A Cop Car, Then Flips Her Car! 👮😱]


Shoot her ass before somebody gets killed!!

/ and people wonder why I actively encourage my kid to leave this country..
 
2022-05-13 1:22:09 PM  

MythDragon: What about donuts?
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I wonder why she wasn't shot?
 
2022-05-13 1:30:23 PM  

Merltech: Australians: Hold my beer.
[YouTube video: OKAY YALL GOT IT!!! | AUSSIE BURNOUTS VS AMERICAN BURNOUTS!!! | AMERICAN REACTION!!!]


The Arabs would like a word...

Crazy Arab Drifting with AK-47s
Youtube Izgdk51vLGk

/Drifting past the school bus is a nice touch.
 
2022-05-13 1:30:59 PM  

Nick Nostril: MythDragon: What about donuts?
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I wonder why she wasn't shot?


Was she white? If so, there's your reason.
 
2022-05-13 1:35:30 PM  
I never do burnouts from a dead stop. Anyone can do that. I do them at a roll, usually 45 mph, and lift before the car enters the triple digit zone.

But there was this one time I was in the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel and traffic was stopped. Eventually they started again for 10' then stopped and so on. After a few minutes the cars in front of me rolled forward about 100' then stopped again. I was letting the car idle forward and the guy behind me didn't think I was moving fast enough and hit the horn. So I hit the throttle. 350 cubic inches of fuel injected small block Chevy roared to life. I saw smoke billowing out from the rear tires which then filled both lanes of the tube completely. The engine hit about 6500 RPM for a second or two and I lifted, casually rolling to a slow stop behind the car in front of me. (The car never hooked so it was only creeping forward). The smoke cleared, the engines scream died down to a steady rumble and the guy behind me had his headlights and wipers on to see through the smoke and get the rubber off his windshield.

He never touched the horn again for the remaining 30 minutes or so it took for us to get out of the tunnel.
 
2022-05-13 1:41:58 PM  
don't do burnouts period.  it stinks and puts a bunch of nasty shiat in the air at high concentrations.
 
2022-05-13 1:47:42 PM  
I thought this was a burnout.

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2022-05-13 2:01:25 PM  
Actually a burnout is someone who smokes the FSM's Organo. 😵‍💫
 
2022-05-13 2:03:08 PM  

lefty248: Actually a burnout is someone who smokes the FSM's Organo. 😵‍💫


What the hell, oregano.
 
2022-05-13 2:46:33 PM  
I was told it was better to burnout, than fade away.
 
2022-05-13 3:19:38 PM  

MythDragon: What about donuts?
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This guy sucks at cameramaning
 
2022-05-13 3:24:44 PM  

tom baker's scarf: don't do burnouts period.  it stinks and puts a bunch of nasty shiat in the air at high concentrations.


Also wastes gas, puts wear on your breaks, and damages your tires.

/my tires cost close to $200 each
//no way I'm damaging them to make a bunch of stinky smoke.
 
2022-05-13 3:28:11 PM  
Man, I did it all wrong. We just rode mountain bikes for our wedding.
 
2022-05-13 3:28:41 PM  

NotARocketScientist: tom baker's scarf: don't do burnouts period.  it stinks and puts a bunch of nasty shiat in the air at high concentrations.

Also wastes gas, puts wear on your breaks, and damages your tires.

/my tires cost close to $200 each
//no way I'm damaging them to make a bunch of stinky smoke.


But how much for new brakes?
 
2022-05-13 4:34:02 PM  
I thought it was talking about Tacoma on a Saturday evening...
 
2022-05-13 9:22:24 PM  
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