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(Metro)   'Secret doorway' found on Mars, no word on if there are aliens wearing a helmet and a skirt living in it   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2022-05-13 11:19:38 AM  
Looks like that rock down below the doorway would fit nicely if someone would just put it back.

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2022-05-13 11:20:18 AM  
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2022-05-13 11:22:59 AM  
We keep poking and we'll wake up the Shadows.
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2022-05-13 11:59:49 AM  
There's just a bunch of brooms in there.  Must be a broom closet.
 
2022-05-13 12:18:41 PM  
That's my cousin Xot's toolshed.

I keep telling him, "Xot, you shouldn't have the entrance to your shed facing one of the ternary dimensions, you'll get dust in there and all kind of vermin if another species ever visits the planet."

But Xot kind of does his own thing. Whatever. Not my problem.
 
2022-05-13 12:30:38 PM  
It could be a portal created by liberals with Jewish Space Laserz to sex traffic minors from the pizza place in Washington D.C..
 
2022-05-13 12:37:35 PM  
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That doorway looks like the perfect size to fit a monolith.
 
2022-05-13 1:00:13 PM  

pjbreeze: It could be a portal created by liberals with Jewish Space Laserz to sex traffic minors from the pizza place in Washington D.C..


What do you mean could be? It definitely might be!
 
2022-05-13 1:48:28 PM  
It's where the Pak stored all their repair equipment, along with some Tree of Life plantations.
 
2022-05-13 2:11:31 PM  

LrdPhoenix: There's just a bunch of brooms in there.  Must be a broom closet.


Quidditch equipment shed.
 
2022-05-13 3:05:08 PM  
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2022-05-13 3:14:02 PM  
I'm lost. Skirts?
 
2022-05-13 3:27:20 PM  

NateAsbestos: I'm lost. Skirts?



The schist you say!
 
2022-05-13 3:56:16 PM  
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2022-05-13 4:18:23 PM  
Well, I hope they can get closer and try to look inside.
 
2022-05-13 4:19:25 PM  

NateAsbestos: I'm lost. Skirts?


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2022-05-13 4:37:47 PM  
Dammit youre letting the flys in!
 
2022-05-13 4:44:15 PM  
A more official source said it was impossible to say how big that "door" is. Could be centimeters, could be meters.
 
2022-05-13 4:53:18 PM  

FarkingReading: [Fark user image 425x212]
That doorway looks like the perfect size to fit a monolith.


So photoshop a doorknob on the Monolith.
 
2022-05-13 5:49:40 PM  
It's not a streetlight 🤷
 
2022-05-13 6:23:41 PM  
Same vibe

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2022-05-13 6:53:28 PM  
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Ceiling cat watching you Mars-debate
 
2022-05-13 9:19:38 PM  
That's an open burial cave if ever I have saw one. That can only mean one thing:

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2022-05-13 9:37:32 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: NateAsbestos: I'm lost. Skirts?

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2022-05-13 10:30:56 PM  

Fear the Clam: LrdPhoenix: There's just a bunch of brooms in there.  Must be a broom closet.

Quidditch equipment shed.


Actually, intended to be a reference to this:
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2022-05-14 2:42:53 AM  
Just be careful with the probes near that door, or else...
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2022-05-14 6:24:28 AM  
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2022-05-14 11:01:32 AM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: NateAsbestos: I'm lost. Skirts?

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I was hoping for a sexier skirt than that.

I suppose that Fark really isn't my personal erotica site. Today.
 
2022-05-14 11:11:12 AM  

NateAsbestos: Creepy Lurker Guy: NateAsbestos: I'm lost. Skirts?

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I was hoping for a sexier skirt than that.

I suppose that Fark really isn't my personal erotica site. Today.


I got this.
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2022-05-14 1:20:42 PM  

SpocksEars: NateAsbestos: Creepy Lurker Guy: NateAsbestos: I'm lost. Skirts?

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I was hoping for a sexier skirt than that.

I suppose that Fark really isn't my personal erotica site. Today.

I got this.
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Okay now I'm definitely waiting for my earth shattering kaboom.
 
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