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(National Today)   I didn't have change for cab fare I lost my tux at the cleaners I locked my keys in the car An old friend came in from out of town Someone stole my car There was an earthquake A terrible flood Locusts IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD   (nationaltoday.com) divider line
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2022-05-13 4:00:18 PM  
"Yo, LAPD:
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2022-05-13 5:33:03 PM  
I blame Roethlisberger!!!
 
2022-05-13 5:34:23 PM  
National Blame Someone Else Day is every day to the Democrats and Republicans.
 
2022-05-13 5:34:54 PM  
How is this different than the other 364 "I'm a Republican so it's the Untermenchen's Fault Day"?
 
2022-05-13 5:37:06 PM  
If you're going to make an excuse, make one and stick to it. It's the and that make things seem your fault.
 
2022-05-13 5:37:42 PM  
Let's go Elwood.
 
2022-05-13 5:37:46 PM  
I'm pretty good at taking responsibility for my own actions. I blame my mother for that.
 
2022-05-13 5:38:46 PM  

ifky: Let's go Elwood.


I think you mean "Hit It!"
 
2022-05-13 5:40:07 PM  
This headline has been used three times in the last six weeks.
 
2022-05-13 5:43:20 PM  

Trik: National Blame Someone Else Day is every day to the Democrats and Republicans.


Democrats have facts and evidence.  Republicans have conspiracy theories.
 
2022-05-13 5:46:58 PM  

Albert911emt: Trik: National Blame Someone Else Day is every day to the Democrats and Republicans.

Democrats have facts and evidence.  Republicans have conspiracy theories.


So what you're saying is... you blame someone else?
 
2022-05-13 5:47:03 PM  
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2022-05-13 5:48:25 PM  

Trik: National Blame Someone Else Day is every day to the Democrats and Republicans.


That's some next level irony, Fark Independent.
 
2022-05-13 5:49:05 PM  
Is there one older than, "The Devil made me do it?"
 
2022-05-13 5:59:55 PM  
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2022-05-13 6:00:12 PM  

Albert911emt: Trik: National Blame Someone Else Day is every day to the Democrats and Republicans.

Democrats have facts and evidence.  Republicans have conspiracy theories.


Wow, you're good at this.
 
2022-05-13 6:00:26 PM  

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2022-05-13 6:09:11 PM  

chitownmike: ifky: Let's go Elwood.

I think you mean "Hit It!"


No, that's the line he says as he drops Carrie in the mud. Followed by Elwood looking at her for a second before just saying, "Take it easy" while trying not to laugh. They then run to the car, get in, and say the line you're thinking of.
 
2022-05-13 6:15:29 PM  
My ex-wife's favorite day. To be honest, for her every day was blame someone else day.
 
2022-05-13 6:52:04 PM  
Normally I blame myself for everything, but today I'll lay it all at the feet of Joe Biden. That seems to be working for a lot of people. Maybe later I'll blame some random crap that never happened on Obama and the media.
 
2022-05-13 7:21:29 PM  

foo monkey: This headline has been used three times in the last six weeks.


And whose fault is that?
 
2022-05-13 7:50:56 PM  
I blame me being a latch key kid on the United States social pressure for people to be upwardly mobile.
That crap ruined my whole life.  Thanks America.
 
2022-05-14 4:32:45 AM  
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2022-05-14 1:40:19 PM  

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It's the fat guy from Dune, right? It's so hideous that it looks photoshpped even though I know it is Trump.

I'm talking Gahan Wilson illustration for The Portrait of Dorian Grey hideous. The man's face is the Index of his soul.
 
2022-05-14 1:41:05 PM  
He's starting to look like The Portrait of Boris Johnson in fact.
 
2022-05-14 1:44:14 PM  

Trik: National Blame Someone Else Day is every day to the Democrats and Republicans.


I'm glad I never had to say that I think everyday is National Blame Somebody Else Day in America (and increasing the other Evil Empires).

The new official anthem is "I want to be consequence free". Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGp9bnDm0n0
 
2022-05-14 7:13:40 PM  
I thought it was going to be about Doc Rivers.
 
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