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(Merriam-Webster)   The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 12 is 'bloviate' as in: "Campbell Soup's early attempts at marketing a cocaine-based vegetable juice drink failed even in spite of the successful catch phrase 'I coulda had a bloviate'"   (merriam-webster.com) divider line
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2022-05-12 1:28:13 PM  
Hey, I didn't know there's chicken in this coke!

*swallows a spoonful*

Mmm!
 
2022-05-12 1:35:38 PM  
That one wasn't bad, but bloviate is such a great word it shouldn't have been subjected to this torture.
 
2022-05-12 1:53:00 PM  
Good one, subs. *sniffsniff*
 
2022-05-12 1:53:38 PM  
Golf clap! 👏
 
2022-05-12 1:53:51 PM  
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2022-05-12 2:00:39 PM  
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2022-05-12 2:01:57 PM  

aleister_greynight: That one wasn't bad, but bloviate is such a great word it shouldn't have been subjected to this torture.


Everything is sex with you, isn't it Kevin?
 
2022-05-12 2:05:05 PM  
Subby, you need an intervention. Or a lobotomy. I haven't decided which yet.
 
2022-05-12 2:07:53 PM  
Man, I haven't heard that word since Bill O'Reilly died/was cancelled/whatever happens to old republicans put out to pasture
 
2022-05-12 2:10:21 PM  
YES! A PUN! MUAHAHA
 
2022-05-12 2:11:56 PM  

pdieten: Subby, you need an intervention. Or a lobotomy. I haven't decided which yet.


The Departed - "She Fell Funny"
Youtube 3s8GLQO4rVs
 
2022-05-12 2:13:29 PM  

gameshowhost: pdieten: Subby, you need an intervention. Or a lobotomy. I haven't decided which yet.

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oh goddammit, it cut out the 'francis, you really should see somebody' part.
 
2022-05-12 2:15:17 PM  

aleister_greynight: That one wasn't bad, but bloviate is such a great word it shouldn't have been subjected to this torture.


I know, right?

It's right up there with galoshes and mukluk.

/ploy
 
2022-05-12 2:16:53 PM  
Nicely done subby.
 
2022-05-12 2:20:17 PM  
Even the definition of the word confused me a bit. Never heard of it until now.
 
2022-05-12 2:21:20 PM  
See:
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2022-05-12 2:28:08 PM  
Bloviate is such a great word. I have a Farker farkied as "bloviate at" from a thread where I tried to explain philosophy papers often have a lot of words that don't mean much. I keep forgetting to do that, that fault is on me.

/philosophy major
//Hi kittypie070
 
2022-05-12 2:30:43 PM  
Somehow this has me thinking "Jolly Green Giant".

What?
 
2022-05-12 2:37:57 PM  
Didn't some Former Fox new Guy use bloviate in his closing tagline?
 
2022-05-12 2:46:15 PM  

Is_This_Us: Didn't some Former Fox new Guy use bloviate in his closing tagline?


Found it. That would be Bill O...Really
https://www.billoreilly.com/b/bloviate/46515669028.html
 
2022-05-12 2:50:00 PM  
A cocaine-infused vegetable drink would bloviate out of the water.
 
2022-05-12 2:51:34 PM  
That joke was funny enough for me to bloviate out my nose.
 
2022-05-12 2:52:25 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Hey, I didn't know there's chicken in this coke!

*swallows a spoonful*

Mmm!


Hey i never knew there was chicken in this soup.
Youtube dh0cRmXo8xI


/your mom swallows a spoonful
 
2022-05-12 3:01:36 PM  
Can't have a bloviate thread without this guy.

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2022-05-12 3:17:00 PM  

OutsmartBullet: Man, I haven't heard that word since Bill O'Reilly died/was cancelled/whatever happens to old republicans put out to pasture


That was his favorite word.  It made his followers think he's smart.

Also, Oreilly is a lot better than Carlson.
 
2022-05-12 3:26:04 PM  

scanson: OutsmartBullet: Man, I haven't heard that word since Bill O'Reilly died/was cancelled/whatever happens to old republicans put out to pasture

That was his favorite word.  It made his followers think he's smart.

Also, Oreilly is a lot better than Carlson.


That's like saying that shiat smells better than puke
 
2022-05-12 3:28:17 PM  

scanson: OutsmartBullet: Man, I haven't heard that word since Bill O'Reilly died/was cancelled/whatever happens to old republicans put out to pasture

That was his favorite word.  It made his followers think he's smart.

Also, Oreilly is a lot better than Carlson.


Guys like BillO happily opened the doors for the Tuckers of the world, and are enjoying screaming at airport employees in their 9-figure-mega$$$ retirements.
 
2022-05-12 3:32:35 PM  

bughunter: [hips.hearstapps.com image 320x160]


WOW!  Just a bit over boosted, never saw that style failure before!
 
2022-05-12 3:44:59 PM  
I complain about these a lot. But this one....credit where credit is due.
 
2022-05-12 4:05:19 PM  

migueldelascervezas: See:[Fark user image image 850x637]


A bloated bitter bloviator.
 
2022-05-12 5:06:11 PM  
What is "what the hooker did to the autobot"?
 
2022-05-12 7:02:54 PM  

chitownmike: scanson: OutsmartBullet: Man, I haven't heard that word since Bill O'Reilly died/was cancelled/whatever happens to old republicans put out to pasture

That was his favorite word.  It made his followers think he's smart.

Also, Oreilly is a lot better than Carlson.

That's like saying that shiat smells better than puke


Yeah, especially if it's from someone with a good diet.
It was a comment more about how awful tucker is, not about Bill being sufferable.
 
2022-05-12 10:34:46 PM  
"Hey girl, lips like those you could suck start a 4 cylinder."

"That's nothing. Your mom can bloviate."
 
2022-05-13 1:23:50 AM  

SergeantObvious: "Hey girl, lips like those you could suck start a 4 cylinder."

"That's nothing. Your mom can bloviate."


Nice one!
 
2022-05-13 2:55:48 AM  

SergeantObvious: "Hey girl, lips like those you could suck start a 4 cylinder."

"That's nothing. Your mom can bloviate."


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