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(LAD Bible)   Bald judges rule that commenting on a bald man's lack of hair is just like remarking upon the size of a woman's breasts   (ladbible.com) divider line
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2022-05-12 12:03:00 PM  
God has a big problem with teasing bald guys. He killed more than a dozen children over it.
 
2022-05-12 12:06:04 PM  

EvilEgg: God has a big problem with teasing bald guys. He killed more than a dozen children over it.


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2022-05-12 12:07:27 PM  
Well, I've seen some woman who look like they have two bald heads pushing out of their low-cut top... so I can see that
 
2022-05-12 12:12:29 PM  
It is harassment! And it's f*cking petty.

Everyone should shut the f*ck up about what we look like and focus of what kind of people we are.

F*ck.
 
2022-05-12 12:20:15 PM  

educated: It is harassment! And it's f*cking petty.

Everyone should shut the f*ck up about what we look like and focus of what kind of people we are.

F*ck.


You're pretty when you're angry.
 
2022-05-12 12:21:36 PM  

educated: It is harassment! And it's f*cking petty.

Everyone should shut the f*ck up about what we look like and focus of what kind of people we are.

F*ck.


You sound bald!

/lose some weight
 
2022-05-12 12:21:56 PM  
[Insert Wil Smith/Jada joke here)
 
2022-05-12 12:23:07 PM  

Marcos P: [Insert Wil Smith/Jada joke here)


KEEP WILL SMITH AND HIS WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR F*CKING MOUTH!
 
2022-05-12 12:23:34 PM  
So tit for tat?
 
2022-05-12 12:24:51 PM  

educated: It is harassment! And it's f*cking petty.


But is it sexual harassment?
 
2022-05-12 12:25:29 PM  
That judge is a tit.
 
2022-05-12 12:26:02 PM  
Why not both?

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2022-05-12 12:26:04 PM  
We don't deserve shaming!

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2022-05-12 12:26:08 PM  
What about the King of France?
 
2022-05-12 12:27:09 PM  
Cover that up then, chrome-dome.  No one wants to see that.  And don't tell me it's 'natural.'  A lot of things are natural and you still don't do them in public.
 
2022-05-12 12:28:05 PM  
Bald guy you say?
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2022-05-12 12:30:17 PM  
Oh, snap! I've been calling myself bald for years! I shall report myself to the proper authorities posthaste
 
2022-05-12 12:32:07 PM  
The supervisor called him a bald c*nt, but the judges think that bald is the term that is derived from one's gender?

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2022-05-12 12:33:19 PM  

OldRod: Well, I've seen some woman who look like they have two bald heads pushing out of their low-cut top... so I can see that


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2022-05-12 12:33:52 PM  

proteus_b: educated: It is harassment! And it's f*cking petty.

But is it sexual harassment?


Depends on the kind of sex the guy has, I suppose.

And we don't kink-shame here.

So let's agree that it's petty harassment and then go get a beer.
 
2022-05-12 12:34:10 PM  
Beavis and Baldhead?
 
2022-05-12 12:34:48 PM  
"The tribunal therefore determines that by referring to the claimant as a 'bald c**t', Mr King's conduct was a violation of the claimant's dignity, it created an intimidating environment for him, it was done for that purpose, and it related to the claimant's sex."


OK, then, I apologize.  You're just a c**t.
 
2022-05-12 12:34:57 PM  
As a guy who shaves his head because he is balding... no.  It is completely not the same thing.
 
2022-05-12 12:35:10 PM  

educated: It is harassment! And it's f*cking petty.

Everyone should shut the f*ck up about what we look like and focus of what kind of people we are.

F*ck.


So....how long have you been bald?
 
2022-05-12 12:36:24 PM  
This is still OK though, right?

Benny Hill - Head slapping
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2022-05-12 12:36:45 PM  
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"concluded using the world 'bald' to describe someone is a form of discrimination."

Soo ... saying "he's the bald guy" is just as offensive as saying "she's the busty one," Right?

I think these judges are way ahead of society. Or they're just used to everyone they work with being afraid of them.
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2022-05-12 12:37:18 PM  

educated: Everyone should shut the f*ck up about what we look like and focus of what kind of people we are.


If we stopped judging people based on their looks then racism would go away.  We can't have that.
 
2022-05-12 12:38:03 PM  

Combustion: educated: It is harassment! And it's f*cking petty.

Everyone should shut the f*ck up about what we look like and focus of what kind of people we are.

F*ck.

You're pretty when you're angry.


Thanks, wanna see my weeners?
 
2022-05-12 12:38:03 PM  
If you've got a bald head why not flaunt it?

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2022-05-12 12:38:10 PM  
I mean, there's probably a key difference - but it's a slap vs. a punch...
 
2022-05-12 12:38:32 PM  
According to The Telegraph, the judges also moaned about their own baldness during the hearing, which, the paper points out, basically suggests commenting on a man's baldness at work is the same as remarking on the size of a woman's breasts.

Not really.  More often than not, comments on the size of a woman's breasts, while unwelcome, are at least appreciative, while comments on baldness are virtually always intended to be insults.  Never have I heard someone say, for example, "Whoa, look at the smokin' hot chrome dome on that guy!"
 
2022-05-12 12:38:39 PM  
that by referring to the claimant as a 'bald c**t', Mr King's conduct was a violation of the claimant's dignity

And all this time I thought bald c**ts were in vogue.
 
2022-05-12 12:38:54 PM  
I'm a receding hair guy myself.  Pretty bald tbh.

I only work jobs where I can wear a hat.

In a hat, I look kinda like Ashton Kutcher.

Without a hat, I look like a serial killer - Manson or buffalo bill from silence of the lambs, depending on my hair length.
 
2022-05-12 12:39:32 PM  

proteus_b: educated: It is harassment! And it's f*cking petty.

But is it sexual harassment?


The argument the judge appears to be making (that I don't agree with) is that his baldness is based on his sex so it is therefore sexual harassment. If calling a man a bald c*nt is sexual harassment does that mean calling an older woman a menopausal c*nt is also sexual harassment. As this is in England the c*nt part wouldn't be sexual harassment, everybody gets called a c*nt.
 
2022-05-12 12:39:33 PM  
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2022-05-12 12:40:12 PM  
Judge sounds like a real boob.
 
2022-05-12 12:40:16 PM  

The Weekend Baker: educated: Everyone should shut the f*ck up about what we look like and focus of what kind of people we are.

If we stopped judging people based on their looks then racism would go away.  We can't have that.


Oh no it wouldn't, they'd just turn to eugenics again.
 
2022-05-12 12:43:05 PM  

Chariset: Cover that up then, chrome-dome.  No one wants to see that.  And don't tell me it's 'natural.'  A lot of things are natural and you still don't do them in public.


This is fark and you think there is something at least one of us would not do in public?
 
2022-05-12 12:44:03 PM  

oldfarthenry: So tit for tat?


No, but tats for tits is a thing. Some artists offer free tats of realistic nipples and areolae for woman with surgical scarring.
 
2022-05-12 12:44:14 PM  
My general policy is that unless they can change it within 10 seconds, you shouldn't comment on anyone's appearance for any reason.
 
2022-05-12 12:44:40 PM  

educated: It is harassment! And it's f*cking petty.

Everyone should shut the f*ck up about what we look like and focus of what kind of people we are.

F*ck.


Calm down. No need to get all testerical. You should smile more. You look handsomer when you smile.
 
2022-05-12 12:45:15 PM  
You got bald teats. Now what?
 
2022-05-12 12:46:45 PM  

xalres: educated: It is harassment! And it's f*cking petty.

Everyone should shut the f*ck up about what we look like and focus of what kind of people we are.

F*ck.

Calm down. No need to get all testerical. You should smile more. You look handsomer when you smile.


Wanna see my weeners?
 
2022-05-12 12:49:33 PM  

scanson: Without a hat, I look like a serial killer - Manson or buffalo bill from silence of the lambs, depending on my hair length.


This you?

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2022-05-12 12:51:37 PM  

educated: proteus_b: educated: It is harassment! And it's f*cking petty.

But is it sexual harassment?

Depends on the kind of sex the guy has, I suppose.

And we don't kink-shame here.

So let's agree that it's petty harassment and then go get a beer.


One with a nice smooth head?
 
2022-05-12 12:53:59 PM  
And followed up with "commenting on the thinness of my skin is no different than commenting on the smallness of my penis and the extreme magnification using an electron microscope needed to see it"
 
2022-05-12 12:56:18 PM  

iamskibibitz: that by referring to the claimant as a 'bald c**t', Mr King's conduct was a violation of the claimant's dignity

And all this time I thought bald c**ts were in vogue.


Man, that magazine has changed a lot in recent years.
 
2022-05-12 12:58:01 PM  

FarkMeThatsGood: The supervisor called him a bald c*nt, but the judges think that bald is the term that is derived from one's gender?

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It's the UK. You can call a tree a c*nt and people will nod in agreement.

/it's as versatile as f*ck is here in the US
 
2022-05-12 12:58:55 PM  

Prof. Frink: iamskibibitz: that by referring to the claimant as a 'bald c**t', Mr King's conduct was a violation of the claimant's dignity

And all this time I thought bald c**ts were in vogue.

Man, that magazine has changed a lot in recent years.


You seem unaware that Anna Wintour's been wearing a wig this entire time, well actually a discarded mop head, but a wig none the less
 
2022-05-12 12:58:56 PM  
Today on Fark, we argue over which form of harassment is better.
 
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