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2022-05-11 9:22:04 AM  
She dated Stiv Bators from The Dead Boys
 
2022-05-11 9:22:47 AM  
Want
 
2022-05-11 9:35:17 AM  
My blood runs cold...
 
2022-05-11 9:38:47 AM  
Wait... she's ten years older than me?   I always thought she was my age.
 
2022-05-11 9:39:19 AM  

Moroning: Wait... she's ten years older than me?   I always thought she was my age.


That's always been her appeal.
 
2022-05-11 9:41:55 AM  

gilgigamesh: Moroning: Wait... she's ten years older than me?   I always thought she was my age.

That's always been her appeal.


That makes her a Boomer. Ewwwww
 
2022-05-11 9:46:11 AM  
Not sure who she is - but I'm a "Muchmusic" Canuckian (MTV was sooooo Yank).

Have another apology for that John "JD" Roberts jackhole.
 
2022-05-11 10:00:42 AM  
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2022-05-11 10:05:32 AM  
She's too young for me still.   Martha was cute in the "Shiny Happy People" video.
 
2022-05-11 10:11:32 AM  
She has always been a cutie, but the '80's were a strange time (Awesome, but strange)

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2022-05-11 10:23:02 AM  
Happy Birthday, medicine woman.
 
2022-05-11 10:23:21 AM  
I love Martha, and all the original VJs.

MTV peaked with Beavis and Butthead, and Daisy Fuentes.

NOW GET OFF MY F**KING LAWN

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2022-05-11 10:29:13 AM  
Yes, but whither Skid Roper?
 
2022-05-11 10:38:48 AM  
I liked Duff (both of them but for different reasons)

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2022-05-11 10:49:39 AM  
Fun fact:  Contrary to popular belief, Martha Quinn did NOT - repeat, NOT - appear in the J. Geils Band's "Centerfold" video.
 
2022-05-11 10:53:02 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Fun fact:  Contrary to popular belief, Martha Quinn did NOT - repeat, NOT - appear in the J. Geils Band's "Centerfold" video.


Yeah, I know, but it's still fun to joke about it, since the girl that is in it is her doppelganger.
 
2022-05-11 11:08:28 AM  
This made me chuckle:

Subject of the song "Stuffin' Martha's Muffin" by Mojo Nixon.
 
2022-05-11 11:10:24 AM  
Ah, the original VJ who decided she was too good for satellite radio.

/And she was right.
 
2022-05-11 11:11:25 AM  

Kid Lester: I love Martha, and all the original VJs.

MTV peaked with Beavis and Butthead, and Daisy Fuentes.

NOW GET OFF MY F**KING LAWN

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How is she still married to Richard "twitter beef" Marx?

Ugh
 
2022-05-11 11:16:32 AM  
Mojo Nixon?  He don't work here.
 
2022-05-11 11:21:37 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: [imagenes.t13.cl image 850x478]


How's YOUR Beaver?
 
2022-05-11 11:44:16 AM  

thegreg1: Kid Lester: I love Martha, and all the original VJs.

MTV peaked with Beavis and Butthead, and Daisy Fuentes.

NOW GET OFF MY F**KING LAWN

[Fark user image 850x1273]

How is she still married to Richard "twitter beef" Marx?

Ugh


He was right there waiting.
 
2022-05-11 11:51:59 AM  

dennysgod: Mojo Nixon?  He don't work here.


If you don't have no Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn'
 
2022-05-11 12:02:38 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: [imagenes.t13.cl image 850x478]


Hey she reminds me of my former Canadian girlfriend!
 
2022-05-11 12:46:46 PM  

Kid Lester: I love Martha, and all the original VJs.

MTV peaked with Beavis and Butthead, and Daisy Fuentes.

NOW GET OFF MY F**KING LAWN

[Fark user image 850x1273]


Praise Mrs. Richard Marx. Seriously, bow down before her. You are not worthy.
 
2022-05-11 1:13:23 PM  

doctorguilty: Kid Lester: I love Martha, and all the original VJs.

MTV peaked with Beavis and Butthead, and Daisy Fuentes.

NOW GET OFF MY F**KING LAWN

[Fark user image 850x1273]

Praise Mrs. Richard Marx. Seriously, bow down before her. You are not worthy.


According to her Wiki page, she's been married to Jordan Tarlow since 1992.
 
2022-05-11 1:15:33 PM  
Mojo may have also been thinking about her and/or Nina Blackwood when he penned the gem "Tie My Pecker to My Leg"...
 
2022-05-11 1:17:11 PM  

ZMugg: doctorguilty: Kid Lester: I love Martha, and all the original VJs.

MTV peaked with Beavis and Butthead, and Daisy Fuentes.

NOW GET OFF MY F**KING LAWN

[Fark user image 850x1273]

Praise Mrs. Richard Marx. Seriously, bow down before her. You are not worthy.

According to her Wiki page, she's been married to Jordan Tarlow since 1992.


The thread got jacked to Daisy who is married to Marx
 
2022-05-11 1:19:23 PM  
Happy birthday!
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2022-05-11 1:27:12 PM  

PluckYew: ZMugg: doctorguilty: Kid Lester: I love Martha, and all the original VJs.

MTV peaked with Beavis and Butthead, and Daisy Fuentes.

NOW GET OFF MY F**KING LAWN

[Fark user image 850x1273]

Praise Mrs. Richard Marx. Seriously, bow down before her. You are not worthy.

According to her Wiki page, she's been married to Jordan Tarlow since 1992.

The thread got jacked to Daisy who is married to Marx


Thanks.

Who gave me decaf?
 
2022-05-11 1:34:58 PM  

jimmythrust: Mojo may have also been thinking about her and/or Nina Blackwood when he penned the gem "Tie My Pecker to My Leg"...


Or maybe Fuentes.  There is that line "I want a woman, six-foot-ten / She gotta be that tall so I can get it all in."
 
2022-05-11 1:37:55 PM  
Martha was the best.  I had no idea she was in Dead Heat. Why on earth did she agree to do something that un-hip?
 
2022-05-11 1:54:49 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: jimmythrust: Mojo may have also been thinking about her and/or Nina Blackwood when he penned the gem "Tie My Pecker to My Leg"...

Or maybe Fuentes.  There is that line "I want a woman, six-foot-ten / She gotta be that tall so I can get it all in."


Finally, an in-depth critique of the literature! How does the metaphor about eating a yard of shiat just to watch her come convey to the listener the depths of Mojo's ennui regarding his own sexual proclivities?
 
2022-05-11 1:57:34 PM  

jimmythrust: Pants full of macaroni!!: jimmythrust: Mojo may have also been thinking about her and/or Nina Blackwood when he penned the gem "Tie My Pecker to My Leg"...

Or maybe Fuentes.  There is that line "I want a woman, six-foot-ten / She gotta be that tall so I can get it all in."

Finally, an in-depth critique of the literature! How does the metaphor about eating a yard of shiat just to watch her come convey to the listener the depths of Mojo's ennui regarding his own sexual proclivities?


It conveys like this

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2022-05-11 2:23:31 PM  

schubie: She dated Stiv Bators from The Dead Boys


gross, and that's why I refused to have sexual intercourse with her.
 
2022-05-11 2:32:29 PM  

dennysgod: Mojo Nixon?  He don't work here.


You sound like you need some fixin'
 
2022-05-11 3:01:34 PM  
Stuffin' Martha's Muffin
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2022-05-11 3:06:07 PM  
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2022-05-11 4:14:01 PM  

Kid Lester: I love Martha, and all the original VJs.

MTV peaked with Beavis and Butthead, and Daisy Fuentes.

NOW GET OFF MY F**KING LAWN

[Fark user image 850x1273]


she purty
 
2022-05-11 4:15:08 PM  

schubie: She dated Stiv Bators from The Dead Boys


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2022-05-11 6:43:15 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: dennysgod: Mojo Nixon?  He don't work here.

You sound like you need some fixin'


Now I'm Goin' Down to Emit's Fix-it Shop...
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2022-05-11 9:40:10 PM  
CSB: She talked to me once. I haven't washed that ear since.
 
2022-05-12 12:05:03 AM  

fustanella: CSB: She talked to me once. I haven't washed that ear since.


IRL did she sound like a phone sex girl?
 
2022-05-12 1:21:11 AM  
Bottled Martha
:)

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2022-05-12 5:14:19 AM  
Martha was my Annette Funicello. (sigh)
 
2022-05-12 8:48:14 AM  

Any Pie Left: Martha was my Annette Funicello. (sigh)


You think Martha Quinn has MS?
 
2022-05-12 1:59:05 PM  

Kid Lester: I love Martha, and all the original VJs.

MTV peaked with Beavis and Butthead, and Daisy Fuentes.

NOW GET OFF MY F**KING LAWN

[Fark user image 850x1273]


Geez.....
A good friend of mine had a huge crush on her back in the 90s. I think that photo would tie him up for the rest of the day.
 
2022-05-12 2:59:29 PM  

Kid Lester: I love Martha, and all the original VJs.

MTV peaked with Beavis and Butthead, and Daisy Fuentes.


Benis & Butthole were more of a 'valley' than a 'peak', y'know.
 
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