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2022-05-09 11:34:41 AM  
If you're visiting Lifehacker for advice on how to conceive, it's probably best that you don't.
 
2022-05-09 11:36:18 AM  
Standing at the lectern is particularly hot though.
 
2022-05-09 11:39:11 AM  
strp 3: DIP your BALLS in it
 
2022-05-09 11:55:01 AM  
After half a bottle of Cuervo? The possibilities are literally endless.
 
2022-05-09 11:58:39 AM  

meat0918: Standing at the lectern is particularly hot though.


Pretty sure her chances of getting pregnant this way were close enough to zero to just call it zero. (PNSFW)
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2022-05-09 12:03:40 PM  
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2022-05-09 12:05:25 PM  
If you're trying to get pregnant, stop doing anal.
 
2022-05-09 12:06:08 PM  
iamamiwhoami; clump
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2022-05-09 12:18:43 PM  
She notes one study found that ejaculation during missionary and rear entry/doggy style positions get the sperm close to the cervix, which, in theory, might help with conception, but McDevitt points out the entire study "was just one couple..."


Convincing my wife we were the one couple in that study was a hilarious way to get sex from her every night.
 
2022-05-09 12:19:12 PM  
Bathe the Cervix is the name of my ska Britney Spears cover band.
 
2022-05-09 12:28:16 PM  
The best posish is clearly fetal.
 
2022-05-09 12:38:34 PM  
Making babies! To out as an orgasm! It's all downhill from there, lil baby!

Here's some advice that a wanting mother to be will never ask me for: Trying to get pregnant? Hang around pregnant women and new moms for a month.

Anecdotal "evidence": old lady I knew tried everything to get preggers, turkey baster invitro, waiting for the right temperature, rushing to have sex, and then hanging upside down lol, but when she started practicing being a midwife and BOOM, preggers in 2 months. I think it's pheromones, hormones/ whatever or she was too stressed and actually being around babies improved her conditions for conception. Idk. It happened.

As far as sex positions, placing the penis inside the vagina position and leaving it there worked for me. You might have to try it a few times and then WOW. It works! Try it yourself. A few times.
 
2022-05-09 12:47:09 PM  
The preferred position for intercourse is like 50 miles west of Philadelphia.

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2022-05-09 12:59:22 PM  

MythDragon: If you're trying to get pregnant, stop doing anal.


That explains why I'm not pregnant.
 
2022-05-09 1:25:13 PM  

sleze: The preferred position for intercourse is like 50 miles west of Philadelphia.

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I must have made a wrong turn somewhere.
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2022-05-09 2:05:26 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: strp 3: DIP your BALLS in it


Balls deep
 
2022-05-09 2:08:38 PM  

MythDragon: If you're trying to get pregnant, stop doing anal.


Unless youre trying for a buttbaby
 
2022-05-09 2:08:52 PM  

Ivo Shandor: sleze: The preferred position for intercourse is like 50 miles west of Philadelphia.

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I must have made a wrong turn somewhere.
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Boy, I really made a wrong turn.
 
2022-05-09 2:20:20 PM  

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ummm...is she have simulated sex on a bed of toilet paper rolls?
 
2022-05-09 2:24:19 PM  

Ivo Shandor: sleze: The preferred position for intercourse is like 50 miles west of Philadelphia.

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I must have made a wrong turn somewhere.
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Did you accidently take this exit?
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(This is actually the exit I take to get to my house, about 50mi NW of Philadelphia)
 
2022-05-09 2:59:38 PM  

MythDragon: If you're trying to get pregnant, stop doing anal.


Where do you think Republicans come from?
 
2022-05-09 3:00:24 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: As far as sex positions, placing the penis inside the vagina position and leaving it there worked for me. You might have to try it a few times and then WOW. It works! Try it yourself. A few times.


Well, let's not set the bar too high....
 
2022-05-09 3:17:00 PM  

anuran: MythDragon: If you're trying to get pregnant, stop doing anal.

Where do you think Republicans come from?


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2022-05-09 4:10:08 PM  
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2022-05-09 5:46:56 PM  

sleze: The preferred position for intercourse is like 50 miles west of Philadelphia.

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Does the other side of that sign say "thank you for coming"?.

It should
 
2022-05-09 9:31:02 PM  

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Thanks! I love Fever Ray, but hadn't heard of these people.
 
2022-05-10 5:29:55 AM  
No preferred position?

              "That's what she said"
 
2022-05-10 12:39:18 PM  

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ummm...is she have simulated sex on a bed of toilet paper rolls?


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2022-05-10 9:41:04 PM  
... said the astronaut
 
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