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(Daily Star)   If your friend asks you to look after his or her pet deadly puff adder, perhaps you should politely but firmly decline (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: PSA, Venom, Snake, Dr Ahmad Khaldun Ismail, Kuala Lumpur, Antivenom, Dr Ismail, exotic venomous animals, Fish  
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276 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 09 May 2022 at 1:05 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-09 12:43:04 PM  
I have taken care of a Moluccan cockatoo that was somewhat aggressive. This snake wouldn't scare me that much if it is in the enclosure all the time.
 
2022-05-09 1:09:46 PM  
A puff adder isn't a pet, it's some sort of warped overcompensation.
 
2022-05-09 1:53:17 PM  
The number of deadly snakes I have allowed to touch me: 0

The number of times I have died to deadly snakes: 0

This must be a coincidence.
 
2022-05-09 3:58:52 PM  

Valter: The number of deadly snakes I have allowed to touch me: 0

The number of times I have died to deadly snakes: 0

This must be a coincidence.


Same, but I'll add that the number of times I have had the sex with Scarlett Johansson is also 0. is also 0.

Therefore I must now procure a dangerous snake and be killed to achieve the sex.
 
2022-05-09 5:35:22 PM  
"Hide it in Malaysia?  Hell no, man.  Hide it in your Laysia!"
 
2022-05-10 12:55:57 PM  
Puff puff pass...
 
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