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2002-02-25 01:29:41 AM  
let me be the first to say that these suck ass...
2002-02-25 01:31:30 AM  
That was pretty funny, i think.
2002-02-25 01:31:56 AM  
....says the guy wrapped up enough in Fark to name himself after a recurring reference here. (When's the last time any of us saw this infamous Fb anyway?)
2002-02-25 01:32:03 AM  
Let me be the first to say(today) that Fb- is a cocksmoker.
2002-02-25 01:32:07 AM  
Good for a quick laugh.
2002-02-25 01:32:12 AM  
That was farking hilarious... of course since I live about 90miles north of Kuntucky I'm now typing with 9 fingers and a hoove. (is that the right word?)

Anyway... here's my input:


Episode Three: Saving Cliche's Privates.

Farkman, bummed about losing his friend Cliche Kitty goes to the "Bumshiat Pub" for a drink... he wallows in pity to the crowd. Farkgirl overhearing offers to help Farkman find the ruthless PETA Pan Club, with help from her guide Frenchie. Frenchie gets the two Farkers to the PETA Pan Club and as soon as he sees one of the PETA peeps he screams like a biatch and surrenders.

Meanwhile, Farkman and Farkgirl proceed to slaughter members of the PETA Pan Club and save Cliche Kitty, who at the time is getting it on with Fritz the Cat.


Just a thought...
2002-02-25 01:33:51 AM  
... And there was much rejoicing.
2002-02-25 01:35:14 AM  
Ok that was sooo lame.. next time try doing a episode on the time CANADA BURNT DOWN YOUR WHITE HOUSE!!



2002-02-25 01:35:36 AM  
That was great, I'll have to think up ideas for the voting...
2002-02-25 01:37:09 AM  
Dueds, this Farkman thing rocks my world.

The next episode should show Cliche Kitty kicking the living bejesus out of the PETA loons -- which would be funny, because, you know.. because he's supposed to be a cute little kitty cat, all helpless, but he's actually more powerful than farkman!! HA HA HA oh I kill me.

The bobbies joke was classic, too.
2002-02-25 01:38:10 AM  
Hey shut up guys that was kind of funny. Good job Parallax. Liked the Bobbies - even though that whole bar thing was unrelated...
2002-02-25 01:38:28 AM  
I love the tags on the belt as well...
2002-02-25 01:38:36 AM  
I'm amazed Parallax made it that quick. Way 2 go! I'd like to see Domo Kun or Batboy in the next segment. That's all I have to say! Keep up the great work!
2002-02-25 01:39:12 AM  
Said it before, and I shall say it again: needs more scientology references!
2002-02-25 01:39:36 AM  
Hey, if it sucks you have only yourself to blame. YOU write what happens. I think.
2002-02-25 01:39:50 AM  
lol awesome guys. wasn't expecting a PETA appearance at all.
2002-02-25 01:40:36 AM  
Yea, Hubbel should defiantly be Farkman's number 1 nemesis.
2002-02-25 01:47:46 AM  
Weeee, I live in Farkistan. Luckily I was in the basement at the time of the explosion.......
2002-02-25 01:50:23 AM  
Good stuff...the bit about moving states around was funny :)
2002-02-25 01:55:41 AM  
02-25-02 01:33:51 AM Quick1
... And there was much rejoicing.

Damn Quick, do you ever sleep?

Or do you save that for classes?;)
2002-02-25 02:02:30 AM  
Ahh, nice to see my suspicions about 'bobbies' came true.

Something tells me there should be a Chuck Jones' character in the next episode in memory of him. I'm not gonna bother thinking up a script; someone else can do that.

Something with Bugs or something and PETA. You figure it out.
2002-02-25 02:08:30 AM  

Farkman kicks major butt. I love the "label belt". :O)
2002-02-25 02:17:16 AM  
Lets see the biatch with the sword start fisting the booby chick right on the bar. then have her lay down on the floor and beg for ASS CANDY!

where's the farking vote button?
2002-02-25 02:20:51 AM  
Cliche' kitty gets brought before the Evil Wil Wheaton who is behind all of this shiat. THe kitty and Farkman whip their asses, Kitty gets that ugly cat pregnant, and they bury those farking PETA guys in the Farkistan Ash like turds in a sandbox.

Then MORE of the booby girl and the butch sword chick fisting and for god's sake:

SHOW THOSE IGNORANT WEST VIRGINIAN'S KICKING THE shiat OUT OF THE GREENLAND PEOPLE (or vice versa). Either that, or show someone giving GREENLAND AN ENEMA and inserting it into the newly-positioned WEst virginia.
2002-02-25 02:24:02 AM  
mmm... ass candy... erm... wait, nevermind. I think Farkman should try to forget about the cat by adopting a cat at the local human society, when they wont let someone who's dressed in a leotard adopt a pet (after you know... the whole Richard Simmons/Richard Gere ala "Requiem for a Dream" incident) he adopts a cuddly Christopher Walken in dressed in a equally cuddly Plushy outfit. Oh and there should be boobies too.
2002-02-25 02:29:36 AM  
Farkman sets after the PETA nuts in an effort to rescue cliche kitty. He is ambushed and captured, and is brought before the Supreme PETA Leader, Evil Wil Wheaton.

He is forced to kneel before the Supreme Leader. Wil says something to the effect of 'you will not challenge our authority! We will take Farkistan and transform it into a haven for all animals. I sentence you to death... by Domo-Kun!'

Farkgirl and the boobie chick burst into the room as farkman falls through a trap door into a chamber below the throne room. The whole scenario is reminiscent of the Rancor scene in Return of the Jedi.

Farkman has not yet discovered his new powers; will he realize the awesome strength of THE FARK in time? Will the power of Boobies be able to defeat the Evil Wil Wheaton? And what about Mr. Bigglesworth? Is he the power behind the throne? Stay tuned...
2002-02-25 02:30:51 AM  
Cut to the PETA base (or whatever). Show several cages with rare species they've captured to 'protect' them. Also, show funny scientific names underneath them (in reference to Roadrunner cartoons). In one of the cages is the infamous Domo-kun. Have something happen where he goes berserk and begins to destroy the PETA base and the animals. Have Farkman come to rescue cliche kitty (maybe it's scientific name could be 'reduntdantous pussyous'?). I don't know how much of a hero Farkman is intended to be...but thus far it appears he is a clumsy oaf that does more harm than good. So in light of that, after he rescues cliche kitty, he leaves Domo-kun to continue destroying the area and go on towards the city.
2002-02-25 02:32:08 AM  
The next episode should show Cliche Kitty kicking the living bejesus out of the PETA loons -- which would be funny, because, you know.. because he's supposed to be a cute little kitty cat, all helpless, but he's actually more powerful than farkman!! HA HA HA oh I kill me.

Actually, when they finally find CK, he should be living like a king with the PETA loons serving him hand and foot, because he's milking the idiots for every last drop of ethical treatment he can manage.

The tag belt is farking awesome.
2002-02-25 02:33:56 AM  
/agree with wedge on the tag belt. freaking genius.
2002-02-25 02:50:08 AM  
another vote for the tag belt. nice touch. i like wedge's idea. with this addition... farkman rescues cliche kitty while he's sleeping. CK wakes up and furious that FM rescued him from his new posh lifestyle. FM and CK go at it. hilarity ensues. enter domo-kun (the half-witted diplomat/mediator), who instantly pisses off both of them and they tear him to shreds, therefore remembering that they're both fighting the good fight and ride off into the sunset (just as greenland drops a bomb on farkistan).
my .02
2002-02-25 03:06:35 AM  
Farkman saddened of course at the lose of poor clique kitty
does indeed go to save him. Of course he knows that PETA is indeed run by the mastermind L. R. Hubbard, master scientologist and he knows his battle is going to be a tough one.

I want to go with a part of what Testicleus said about going to the pub, wallowing first for the loss of his wacky sidekitty. There he does meet up with Gratuity girl and the chick with the sword. On the TV they find that L. R. Hubbard has started a secret project to clone animals....specifically cats. The following news story involves the scandel of two plastic surgeons named Sqrew D. Ewe and Scroodja N. Ripdjaoff (played by the olsen twins). They apparantly placed a bomb inside their saline implants in all their patients. This is what causes Gratuity girl to want to "chip in" and help Farkman and the biatch with the sword out in going to LA to fight L. R. Hubbard and his crew of infidels known as PETA.

They go to LA where they meet up with Christopher Walken and Wil Wheaton to fight the evil!
2002-02-25 03:10:55 AM  
Of course, as I've said before, (I'm also Serendipity), Parallax, I have a voice! I wanna be a voice in your cartoon. :) Remember me damn you! :)
2002-02-25 03:21:48 AM  
Farkman and Gratuity girl need to get it on and repopulate the now-desolate Farkistan.

I can't wait until he sees her for the first time and his belt lights up with "BOOBIES"
2002-02-25 03:55:36 AM  
I must say, I wasn't too sure what to think of Farkman after the first episode. But after seeing part 2, I'm looking forward to part 3.

Great work, some fantastic ideas going there.

I hope we're going to join the parts together at some point (when we've made enough to say we've created a story) and create uber episodes for us to download and keep.
2002-02-25 04:02:07 AM  
I dug that, alot. Nice work, Parallax and gang. More skillz I'll never have.
2002-02-25 04:04:53 AM  
Clique kitty gets taken to a safe house in france. They surrender him as soon as farkman appears. End. :P
2002-02-25 04:18:45 AM  
Didn't care for the beginning of this one, but

Hehe... "We will free him! Yoink!"

I like the changing belt tags, too.
2002-02-25 04:20:12 AM  
Mr. Bigglesworth has GOT to be where they're taking Cliche.
2002-02-25 04:20:27 AM  
Getting better and better :)
2002-02-25 05:12:42 AM  
This is kind of random right now, but I have an idea as to the origin of the Prime Number Pooping Bear.

A small college of math and science had been nestled by a small road-side zoo. Both "institutions" were quite close to ground zero in the accident. The bear who had inhabited the zoo survived the blast, but was severely irradiated (?). As the mutations were just starting to occur, the dazed bear wandered into the math wing of the college, and the equations on a blackboard somehow directed the bear's transformation. From then on, he only excreted prime numbers.

Where this sort of thing would come in, I don't know, but the bear has to be in there somewhere, right?
2002-02-25 05:27:22 AM  
I liked it. How about in the next strip Farkman finds Wil Wheaton being mauled by a penguin holding a viola.
2002-02-25 05:45:30 AM  
Fark decided to create a comic without having a resident, good-looking clown? Frankly, I'm outraged.
2002-02-25 06:01:46 AM  
It seems you've put a decent amount of time into the animation of Farkman and it shows. Pravda bear seems to have a lot of potential, I would like to see him in the next episode. Of all your character designs I'd have to rank him my favorite, although Domo-Kun, Frenchy, Cliche Kitty, and Gratuity Girl are great.

Oh yeah, and thanks for the bobbies :/

Those puzzles on your site are hard by the way.
2002-02-25 06:24:36 AM  
Pretty funny shiat, if your an insider and you know who everyone is.... I for one, don't know.
2002-02-25 06:26:39 AM  
Bigglesworth and Cliche meet up in the PETA prison, and must face the ugly ass baby rare rhino in order to escape, Hell, make it a tag match with some fine Iranian asses. Meanwhile, Farkman speeds towards capone's hideout.
2002-02-25 06:28:48 AM  
What a waste of time. Worste flash ever!
2002-02-25 06:42:39 AM  
Pretty funny, Parallax! Ignore the nay-sayers!

Farkman should have a Fortress of "Solid, Dude!" (Maybe not)
2002-02-25 06:48:11 AM  
2002-02-25 06:48:22 AM  
That was great, nice artwork and voice overs, well done guys!
2002-02-25 06:51:30 AM  
Hehe, i love his changing tag belt.. maybe you could delete the sound effect on it though, make it a bit less obstrusive?
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