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(Lifehacker) Hero Claire seems to be off celebrating the 5th of Mayo, so here's one of her colleagues telling you to drink all the booze as quickly as you can   (lifehacker.com) divider line
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2022-05-05 3:14:04 PM  
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2022-05-05 5:12:43 PM  
I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.
 
2022-05-05 5:22:20 PM  
Left over booze?. Huh, didnt know there was such a thing.
 
2022-05-05 5:32:00 PM  

Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.


Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?
 
2022-05-05 5:40:13 PM  

luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?


<Farkers start creeping out of the woodwork slapping bats and pipes into their palms and flicking out switchblades>
 
2022-05-05 5:47:30 PM  

luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?


Yes.
 
2022-05-05 7:22:44 PM  
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2022-05-05 7:55:09 PM  

Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.


Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......
 
2022-05-05 8:01:56 PM  
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Ha ha hah, no.
 
2022-05-05 8:09:55 PM  

luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......


I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.
 
2022-05-05 8:21:27 PM  

Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.


It's true - but don't tell Luna she'll hurt me and stuff

/barring taking up force-ably making people eat her stuff at gunpoint or something there's no harm done
//so I don't really care
///let people do what they want to do if they aren't causing trouble
////but as Luna pointed out, it's reached the Fb- is the father point
 
2022-05-05 8:57:45 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.

It's true - but don't tell Luna she'll hurt me and stuff

/barring taking up force-ably making people eat her stuff at gunpoint or something there's no harm done
//so I don't really care
///let people do what they want to do if they aren't causing trouble
////but as Luna pointed out, it's reached the Fb- is the father point


Claire gives shiatty low level advice.

She loves the mayo way too much.

I have yet to see an actual article from her worth pursuing.

It's like cooking for beginners... but in a way that stagnates and sets em back.

She is quite literally a failed human being offering Fail for the masses.

But a "professional" cause buzzfeed and shiat is a thing. No you're a blogger with a Broarder platform.
 
2022-05-05 9:09:26 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.

It's true - but don't tell Luna she'll hurt me and stuff

/barring taking up force-ably making people eat her stuff at gunpoint or something there's no harm done
//so I don't really care
///let people do what they want to do if they aren't causing trouble
////but as Luna pointed out, it's reached the Fb- is the father point

Claire gives shiatty low level advice.

She loves the mayo way too much.

I have yet to see an actual article from her worth pursuing.

It's like cooking for beginners... but in a way that stagnates and sets em back.

She is quite literally a failed human being offering Fail for the masses.

But a "professional" cause buzzfeed and shiat is a thing. No you're a blogger with a Broarder platform.


On the upside, "Fail For The Masses" is my SOAD a cappella cover band.
 
2022-05-05 9:19:34 PM  
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2022-05-05 9:28:59 PM  

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Once you pop you don't stop...
 
2022-05-05 9:30:26 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.

It's true - but don't tell Luna she'll hurt me and stuff

/barring taking up force-ably making people eat her stuff at gunpoint or something there's no harm done
//so I don't really care
///let people do what they want to do if they aren't causing trouble
////but as Luna pointed out, it's reached the Fb- is the father point

Claire gives shiatty low level advice.

She loves the mayo way too much.

I have yet to see an actual article from her worth pursuing.

It's like cooking for beginners... but in a way that stagnates and sets em back.

She is quite literally a failed human being offering Fail for the masses.

But a "professional" cause buzzfeed and shiat is a thing. No you're a blogger with a Broarder platform.


Salud to that!

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🍻
 
2022-05-05 9:49:31 PM  

luna1580: Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.

It's true - but don't tell Luna she'll hurt me and stuff

/barring taking up force-ably making people eat her stuff at gunpoint or something there's no harm done
//so I don't really care
///let people do what they want to do if they aren't causing trouble
////but as Luna pointed out, it's reached the Fb- is the father point

Claire gives shiatty low level advice.

She loves the mayo way too much.

I have yet to see an actual article from her worth pursuing.

It's like cooking for beginners... but in a way that stagnates and sets em back.

She is quite literally a failed human being offering Fail for the masses.

But a "professional" cause buzzfeed and shiat is a thing. No you're a blogger with a Broarder platform.

Salud to that!

[Fark user image image 425x318]

🍻


WASSAIL 
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2022-05-05 10:05:20 PM  
I can totally see CLARE sitting in a stupor with a mostly empty fifth of mayo in front of her...
 
2022-05-05 10:24:45 PM  

olrasputin: I can totally see CLARE sitting in a stupor with a mostly empty fifth of mayo in front of her...


It's not nice to wish cardiac arrest on someone 🤣
 
2022-05-05 10:31:20 PM  

Axeofjudgement: olrasputin: I can totally see CLARE sitting in a stupor with a mostly empty fifth of mayo in front of her...

It's not nice to wish cardiac arrest on someone 🤣


Hey now, who says food tabbers always NEED to be nice? 🤔

Btb, eyebrow jewelry looks great now
 
2022-05-05 10:52:56 PM  

Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.


New question:

This account is about 7 months old....are YOU claire?

🤔
 
2022-05-05 11:19:57 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.

It's true - but don't tell Luna she'll hurt me and stuff

/barring taking up force-ably making people eat her stuff at gunpoint or something there's no harm done
//so I don't really care
///let people do what they want to do if they aren't causing trouble
////but as Luna pointed out, it's reached the Fb- is the father point

Claire gives shiatty low level advice.

She loves the mayo way too much.

I have yet to see an actual article from her worth pursuing.

It's like cooking for beginners... but in a way that stagnates and sets em back.

She is quite literally a failed human being offering Fail for the masses.

But a "professional" cause buzzfeed and shiat is a thing. No you're a blogger with a Broarder platform.


That'd probably be a large part of why she's popular, everyone loves a good train wreck.  See pretty much every piece of rando trash tv ever.  I still don't much worry about her, or hate her - I just don't particularly want to eat the food or follow the recipes.  If people enjoy it - shrug - they can have fun
 
2022-05-06 12:32:47 AM  
Ah well, claire gonna claire, all trash panda-like, hiding under YOUR porch.....

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A foodie friend made that. I no longer have shoop software. Otherwise I'd put ACTUAL CLAIRE (with some dukes mayo) all up in there!

🤣
 
2022-05-06 1:08:55 AM  

luna1580: Axeofjudgement: olrasputin: I can totally see CLARE sitting in a stupor with a mostly empty fifth of mayo in front of her...

It's not nice to wish cardiac arrest on someone 🤣

Hey now, who says food tabbers always NEED to be nice? 🤔

Btb, eyebrow jewelry looks great now


The poor Medusa I miss. Made it a week. But hey today I'm officially coming out as bi.
 
2022-05-06 2:31:45 AM  

Axeofjudgement: luna1580: Axeofjudgement: olrasputin: I can totally see CLARE sitting in a stupor with a mostly empty fifth of mayo in front of her...

It's not nice to wish cardiac arrest on someone 🤣

Hey now, who says food tabbers always NEED to be nice? 🤔

Btb, eyebrow jewelry looks great now

The poor Medusa I miss. Made it a week. But hey today I'm officially coming out as bi.


You like mayo AND other condiments?  I dunno that's pretty weird...

/but seriously folks
//grats on being you all official-like
///<left blank for sinister purposes>
 
2022-05-06 2:57:11 AM  

Axeofjudgement: luna1580: Axeofjudgement: olrasputin: I can totally see CLARE sitting in a stupor with a mostly empty fifth of mayo in front of her...

It's not nice to wish cardiac arrest on someone 🤣

Hey now, who says food tabbers always NEED to be nice? 🤔

Btb, eyebrow jewelry looks great now

The poor Medusa I miss. Made it a week. But hey today I'm officially coming out as bi.


Fine? Good.

I've got your back. You know it....

💫

For reals and really.
 
2022-05-06 3:06:21 AM  

Axeofjudgement: luna1580: Axeofjudgement: olrasputin: I can totally see CLARE sitting in a stupor with a mostly empty fifth of mayo in front of her...

It's not nice to wish cardiac arrest on someone 🤣

Hey now, who says food tabbers always NEED to be nice? 🤔

Btb, eyebrow jewelry looks great now

The poor Medusa I miss. Made it a week. But hey today I'm officially coming out as bi.


Also, "bad rice club" is in full effect. Even dirt drinker is around lots.

You are missed. And wanted around.

💜
 
2022-05-06 3:19:44 AM  

Axeofjudgement: luna1580: Axeofjudgement: olrasputin: I can totally see CLARE sitting in a stupor with a mostly empty fifth of mayo in front of her...

It's not nice to wish cardiac arrest on someone 🤣

Hey now, who says food tabbers always NEED to be nice? 🤔

Btb, eyebrow jewelry looks great now

The poor Medusa I miss. Made it a week. But hey today I'm officially coming out as bi.


We had a long convo about thrill vs a-town, ending up talking ogden avenue.

You were certainly missed.....

💫
 
2022-05-06 3:23:28 AM  
Should mention, ogden avenue AND malort!

🤣🤣🤣
 
2022-05-06 3:31:48 AM  
Nothing to do with ANYTHING, just #florida things....

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That big un is a 12 footer. Also, it appears somebody graffitied all the grasshoppers? 😉

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2022-05-06 3:33:49 AM  

luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.

New question:

This account is about 7 months old....are YOU claire?

🤔


This isn't my first account. My other dumber account name was many years old.

People can change.
 
2022-05-06 3:42:25 AM  

Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.

New question:

This account is about 7 months old....are YOU claire?

🤔

This isn't my first account. My other dumber account name was many years old.

People can change.


Ok. So?

Like i said, YOU go ahead and love CLAIRE honey. I have sympathy for her. Somedays.

But don't expect to talk EVERYONE out of ripping on her.....
 
2022-05-06 3:50:18 AM  

luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.

New question:

This account is about 7 months old....are YOU claire?

🤔

This isn't my first account. My other dumber account name was many years old.

People can change.

Ok. So?

Like i said, YOU go ahead and love CLAIRE honey. I have sympathy for her. Somedays.

But don't expect to talk EVERYONE out of ripping on her.....


I'm a mustard guy. I don't like mayo at all. Way I see it they always destroy a sandwich with way too much mayo.

I'm not defending her. I'm just curious about why people are so angry in general. Can we be less angry?
 
2022-05-06 4:38:02 AM  

Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.

New question:

This account is about 7 months old....are YOU claire?

🤔

This isn't my first account. My other dumber account name was many years old.

People can change.

Ok. So?

Like i said, YOU go ahead and love CLAIRE honey. I have sympathy for her. Somedays.

But don't expect to talk EVERYONE out of ripping on her.....

I'm a mustard guy. I don't like mayo at all. Way I see it they always destroy a sandwich with way too much mayo.

I'm not defending her. I'm just curious about why people are so angry in general. Can we be less angry?


Nobody's ACTUALLY angry, as far as i can merely guess.

It's just.....do YOU find her "food writing"  helpful and inspiring?

I mean.....you already ADMITTED you despise cooking. Yet hang in food tab.

Maybe if you LOVED cooking, you'd see CLAIRE as the foolish person she is?

Go ahead and crush on her, cooking voyeur. (Creepy.)

Just DON'T expect people who ENJOY cooking not to rip on her nearly ALWAYS basic and annoying "food hacks?"

Seem fair?
 
2022-05-06 4:42:56 AM  
Also, valt guy, if you think food tab best tab is NEVER "angry"......well, join a pizza thread sometime?

But don't GET EXCITED on strangers actually cooking. Tis creepy. Go cook for yourself!
 
2022-05-06 4:45:53 AM  

luna1580: Also, valt guy, if you think food tab best tab is NEVER "angry"......well, join a pizza thread sometime?

But don't GET EXCITED on strangers actually cooking. Tis creepy. Go cook for yourself!


I can't join pizza thread. Virginia pizza doesn't even exist.
 
2022-05-06 4:53:29 AM  

Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: Valter: I feel like y'all're too hard on Claire.

Ease up.

Ease up on claire? Do you even know where you ARE?

Yes.

Well, you're a free human, YOU may love CLAIRE if it makes you happy.

But making fun of claire is now traditional in food tab, don't expect everyone ELSE to be kind about her all of the time.......

I don't love her and I don't hate her. I think some folk are a little bit too hard on her. That's it.

New question:

This account is about 7 months old....are YOU claire?

🤔

This isn't my first account. My other dumber account name was many years old.

People can change.

Ok. So?

Like i said, YOU go ahead and love CLAIRE honey. I have sympathy for her. Somedays.

But don't expect to talk EVERYONE out of ripping on her.....

I'm a mustard guy. I don't like mayo at all. Way I see it they always destroy a sandwich with way too much mayo.

I'm not defending her. I'm just curious about why people are so angry in general. Can we be less angry?


P.S.

I actually love mayo. Used judiciously.

I'm the person here that STARTED a kenji homemade mayo thread and brought it around to how to make it with bacon grease. But only do THAT like once a year.....

I ALSO currently have like 9 different mustards in my house.

I don't know what kind of approval you're  seeking here, but not DESPISING cooking , yet loving CLAIRE, could maybe help?
 
2022-05-06 4:57:25 AM  

luna1580: words


I will admit I did not expect you to respond at all, so to have been given this many is a great joy for me.

Unfortunately I have to be somewhere soon.

Let us part on pleasant terms. I actually do like you.
 
2022-05-06 5:01:28 AM  

Valter: luna1580: words

I will admit I did not expect you to respond at all, so to have been given this many is a great joy for me.

Unfortunately I have to be somewhere soon.

Let us part on pleasant terms. I actually do like you.


Don't care. This is Food Tab Best Tab. I care about THE COOKING. And the filthy hedonists invested in cooking.

So you confuse me.

But we can certainly part in peace, for the night.....
 
2022-05-06 5:20:25 AM  

luna1580: Valter: luna1580: words

I will admit I did not expect you to respond at all, so to have been given this many is a great joy for me.

Unfortunately I have to be somewhere soon.

Let us part on pleasant terms. I actually do like you.

Don't care. This is Food Tab Best Tab. I care about THE COOKING. And the filthy hedonists invested in cooking.

So you confuse me.

But we can certainly part in peace, for the night.....


But in the grim future of food tab there is only war
 
2022-05-06 5:30:53 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: words

I will admit I did not expect you to respond at all, so to have been given this many is a great joy for me.

Unfortunately I have to be somewhere soon.

Let us part on pleasant terms. I actually do like you.

Don't care. This is Food Tab Best Tab. I care about THE COOKING. And the filthy hedonists invested in cooking.

So you confuse me.

But we can certainly part in peace, for the night.....

But in the grim future of food tab there is only war


Pizza War?

😂😜
 
2022-05-06 5:31:21 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: words

I will admit I did not expect you to respond at all, so to have been given this many is a great joy for me.

Unfortunately I have to be somewhere soon.

Let us part on pleasant terms. I actually do like you.

Don't care. This is Food Tab Best Tab. I care about THE COOKING. And the filthy hedonists invested in cooking.

So you confuse me.

But we can certainly part in peace, for the night.....

But in the grim future of food tab there is only war


💜
 
2022-05-06 5:35:47 AM  

luna1580: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: words

I will admit I did not expect you to respond at all, so to have been given this many is a great joy for me.

Unfortunately I have to be somewhere soon.

Let us part on pleasant terms. I actually do like you.

Don't care. This is Food Tab Best Tab. I care about THE COOKING. And the filthy hedonists invested in cooking.

So you confuse me.

But we can certainly part in peace, for the night.....

But in the grim future of food tab there is only war

Pizza War?

😂😜


Not always!

/sometimes people argue over hot dogs, steak, or the proper way to do BBQ instead
 
2022-05-06 5:43:00 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: words

I will admit I did not expect you to respond at all, so to have been given this many is a great joy for me.

Unfortunately I have to be somewhere soon.

Let us part on pleasant terms. I actually do like you.

Don't care. This is Food Tab Best Tab. I care about THE COOKING. And the filthy hedonists invested in cooking.

So you confuse me.

But we can certainly part in peace, for the night.....

But in the grim future of food tab there is only war

Pizza War?

😂😜

Not always!

/sometimes people argue over hot dogs, steak, or the proper way to do BBQ instead


IS it a sandwich? 🤔

IS reverse sear THE WAY?

IS ketchup evil?

MUST you own a smoker? What kind?

IS aldi a real grocery store?

🤔

🤣 💜
 
2022-05-06 6:00:47 AM  

luna1580: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: words

I will admit I did not expect you to respond at all, so to have been given this many is a great joy for me.

Unfortunately I have to be somewhere soon.

Let us part on pleasant terms. I actually do like you.

Don't care. This is Food Tab Best Tab. I care about THE COOKING. And the filthy hedonists invested in cooking.

So you confuse me.

But we can certainly part in peace, for the night.....

But in the grim future of food tab there is only war

Pizza War?

😂😜

Not always!

/sometimes people argue over hot dogs, steak, or the proper way to do BBQ instead

IS it a sandwich? 🤔

IS reverse sear THE WAY?

IS ketchup evil?

MUST you own a smoker? What kind?

IS aldi a real grocery store?

🤔

🤣 💜


Only in Nebraska

This is the way (that people feel superior to other cooks)

Absolutely

Depends on how damn lazy you are - I'm pretty damn lazy

Of course not, it's a front for Hydra
 
2022-05-06 6:28:14 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: luna1580: Valter: luna1580: words

I will admit I did not expect you to respond at all, so to have been given this many is a great joy for me.

Unfortunately I have to be somewhere soon.

Let us part on pleasant terms. I actually do like you.

Don't care. This is Food Tab Best Tab. I care about THE COOKING. And the filthy hedonists invested in cooking.

So you confuse me.

But we can certainly part in peace, for the night.....

But in the grim future of food tab there is only war

Pizza War?

😂😜

Not always!

/sometimes people argue over hot dogs, steak, or the proper way to do BBQ instead

IS it a sandwich? 🤔

IS reverse sear THE WAY?

IS ketchup evil?

MUST you own a smoker? What kind?

IS aldi a real grocery store?

🤔

🤣 💜

Only in Nebraska

This is the way (that people feel superior to other cooks)

Absolutely

Depends on how damn lazy you are - I'm pretty damn lazy

Of course not, it's a front for Hydra


🤣🤣🤣

Ah you, great maker of the weed fudge. And aphantasia too.

You GET Food Tab.

I'm on eastern time. Must check out for a few.....

But you know this internet place. I'm sure of it.

Peace out. Till later.

😜
 
2022-05-06 9:18:36 AM  
And to think, I came to this thread to see if the claims made in the article were bs...
 
2022-05-06 9:34:22 AM  

Deja vu all over again: And to think, I came to this thread to see if the claims made in the article were bs...


We don't know? We always FINISH the booze?

But seriously, replacing the "regular air" an any bottle with inert gas, then reseal, DOES work.

Also, for regular still wines, using a vacuum pumper top will buy you up to 3 weeks at room temp with no loss of quality to oxidization.

And should the wine oxidize anyway, just cook  with it. It will taste the same, post hearing through.
 
2022-05-06 9:35:27 AM  

luna1580: Deja vu all over again: And to think, I came to this thread to see if the claims made in the article were bs...

We don't know? We always FINISH the booze?

But seriously, replacing the "regular air" an any bottle with inert gas, then reseal, DOES work.

Also, for regular still wines, using a vacuum pumper top will buy you up to 3 weeks at room temp with no loss of quality to oxidization.

And should the wine oxidize anyway, just cook  with it. It will taste the same, post hearing through.


Heating through.....

🙄
 
2022-05-06 9:29:03 PM  
Didn't read the article, but having read her stuff before, I'm inclined to believe subby. Claire probably did drink a fifth of mayo.
 
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