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2022-05-03 6:42:46 PM  
Fox news strikes again
 
2022-05-03 7:17:16 PM  
Holly: I just don't know where we are. There's no two ways about it: I flamingoed up.
Rimmer: What do you mean?
Holly: It's like a cock-up, only much much bigger.
 
2022-05-03 7:20:22 PM  
Boo! Boo to all you making jokes about this tragedy. John Waters is inconsolable! Inconsolable!
 
2022-05-03 7:22:18 PM  
Damn, that was one hungry fox.
 
2022-05-03 7:26:47 PM  
There were dozens of us! Dozens!
 
2022-05-03 7:27:20 PM  

Super Chronic: Damn, that was one hungry fox.


Probably just excited and a bit mean.
 
2022-05-03 7:31:19 PM  

wildcardjack: Fox news strikes again


You beat me to it
 
2022-05-03 7:34:07 PM  
Say what you will, but that is one dedicated fox.
 
2022-05-03 7:40:33 PM  
Foxes...cats of the dog species
 
2022-05-03 7:44:09 PM  
One season, opposims were breaking in to the Aquarium at Coney Island and eating the penguins... I now jokingly call penguins "Coney Island chicken"
 
2022-05-03 7:44:20 PM  
And the Zoo will still say clipping their wings was for the best.
 
2022-05-03 7:44:54 PM  

zeaper12: Super Chronic: Damn, that was one hungry fox.

Probably just excited and a bit mean.


It's like when you go to this awesome-looking buffet and you want to try everything and wind up overloading your plate and wasting a lot of food. We've all been there.
 
2022-05-03 7:46:52 PM  
That sounds like a very angry fox. Must have had an unpleasant greeting?
 
2022-05-03 8:01:03 PM  
Flamboyance of flamingos - what a great collective noun for flamingos.
 
2022-05-03 8:12:04 PM  

wildcardjack: Fox news strikes again


FAKE NEWS!!
/couldn't help myself
//sorry not sorry
 
2022-05-03 8:12:45 PM  
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2022-05-03 8:33:10 PM  
Manny, look at the pelicans..,,

C'mon pelicans! Fly, pelicans, fly!
 
2022-05-03 8:35:55 PM  
One season, opposims were breaking in to the Aquarium at Coney Island and eating the penguins

Opossumsare the only North American marsupial.

/Alexa question-of-the-day today.
 
2022-05-03 8:39:55 PM  
Over two dozen flamingos killed by fox

Tucker probably assumed they were gay.
 
2022-05-03 8:41:07 PM  

Fara Clark: Foxes...cats of the dog species


Feline software running on canine hardware.
 
2022-05-03 8:42:59 PM  
Change the sign to "Fox habitat". Problem solved.
 
2022-05-03 8:45:27 PM  
Come at me, fox.

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2022-05-03 8:50:18 PM  
'Shoulda never listened to Joe with his "all-in-one" habitat idea.
 
2022-05-03 9:23:17 PM  
When I played Sims, I had one dude who had a house (that was kinda required in the game), but his house didn't have a door, so he couldn't go inside.

All he had was a freestanding toilet, and as many plastic flamengos as I could fit.

Oddly enough, he refused to use the toilet. He'd instead curl up in the fetal position, and sleep in a puddle of pee.
 
2022-05-03 10:16:10 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: Boo! Boo to all you making jokes about this tragedy. John Waters is inconsolable! Inconsolable!


Love your fark name!
 
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