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2022-05-01 7:24:43 AM  
Nooooo!  Next the papa-ratsez won't be able to sell their wares!  How will we, the unwashed masses, catch a glimpse of some famous person wearing sweatpants?!
 
2022-05-01 8:22:10 AM  
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2022-05-01 8:32:39 AM  
Where will the people of Oklahoma get their celebrity news now?
 
2022-05-01 8:37:24 AM  
Pretty sure my Mom still gets "Screw up Your Life" magazine and Reader's Digest
 
2022-05-01 9:07:07 AM  
They should've gone with a trendy niche.   OK Boomer celebrity magazine.
 
2022-05-01 10:20:35 AM  
British businessman and erstwhile pornographer Richard Desmond

They say it's a growth industry.
 
2022-05-01 10:50:33 AM  
Nothing of value was lost.
 
2022-05-01 11:02:02 AM  
It was only OK.
 
2022-05-01 11:04:24 AM  
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2022-05-01 11:08:00 AM  
The cover headlines and pictures give me something to mindlessly look at while in the grocery store checkout line instead of my phone.  So something of least very minor value has been lost.
 
2022-05-01 11:24:50 AM  
It might be noteworthy if this was something like People and had been around since the 60s or 70s.  They looked around in 2005 and thought, we need another supermarket tabloid!
 
2022-05-01 11:38:46 AM  
I keep seeing these for sale at the checkout but I never see anyone buying them
 
2022-05-01 11:46:39 AM  
One down.  And an entire cesspool of Kardashian and British Royalty filled tabloids left to go.
 
2022-05-01 12:00:01 PM  

alaric3: It was only OK.


It was, time for the rest of them.
 
2022-05-01 12:22:09 PM  
OK.
 
2022-05-01 12:23:40 PM  
I am surprised they still sell these publications with everything online.
 
2022-05-01 12:31:33 PM  
Oh no, where will I get my news about Opera's new diet and what Prince Henry and Meghan are up to while I wait in the checkout now?

Oh, right, every other magazine there.
 
2022-05-01 12:58:24 PM  
Where else will I see that some lady had her nipple pop out after her nipple popped out after reading online that her nippled popped out and seeing that her nipped popped out, while standing in line?
 
2022-05-01 12:59:14 PM  

UNC_Samurai: It might be noteworthy if this was something like People and had been around since the 60s or 70s.  They looked around in 2005 and thought, we need another supermarket tabloid!


Yeah I am honestly surprised they hung on this long. They were fourth-rate in an already overcrowded field.
 
2022-05-01 1:10:35 PM  
Hard to be a monthly celeb gossip rag these days with the internet providing the same trash up to the microsecond.
 
2022-05-01 1:23:05 PM  

UNC_Samurai: It might be noteworthy if this was something like People and had been around since the 60s or 70s.  They looked around in 2005 and thought, we need another supermarket tabloid!


People, Time, or Nat Geo, yeah. This? Nah.
 
2022-05-01 1:30:13 PM  
Only when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

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2022-05-01 1:46:22 PM  
Worthless trash read by drooling morons
 
2022-05-01 2:15:25 PM  

Mr_Vimes: Worthless trash read by drooling morons


But enough about this website

Heyo
 
2022-05-01 2:46:25 PM  
Needs more Kardashian
 
2022-05-01 2:55:10 PM  
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2022-05-01 2:56:59 PM  
OK GO
 
2022-05-01 3:14:04 PM  
I think we'll be fine.
 
2022-05-01 3:33:28 PM  

spiritplumber: I keep seeing these for sale at the checkout but I never see anyone buying them


Same thing with Keystone beer .
 
2022-05-01 4:34:03 PM  
Their Circulation Dept called me several years ago insisting my mom had ordered a 3-year subscription. I told 'em  "considering she died of cancer 10 years before you even started publishing here, that's a neat trick, scumbag!"
 
2022-05-01 5:21:27 PM  

RottenEggs: spiritplumber: I keep seeing these for sale at the checkout but I never see anyone buying them

Same thing with Keystone beer .


Getting them both delivered avoids the shame.
 
2022-05-01 5:41:14 PM  
Is the world finally coming out of its stupor and realizing that the correct response to celebrity news, and indeed to the existence of celebrities, is "who gives a shiat?"
 
2022-05-01 8:03:42 PM  

iron_city_ap: Needs more Kardashian


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2022-05-02 1:57:34 AM  
Okay, 👌🏾, anyway who else has to get up at 4am PDT for work?
 
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