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(AP News)   One of the most famous blue dresses in history to go up for auction. Bill Clinton not expected to bid   (apnews.com) divider line
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2022-04-28 9:41:01 AM  
Bill already took his shot at it.
 
2022-04-28 10:18:03 AM  
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2022-04-28 10:40:04 AM  
Isn't it about time he updated his spring wardrobe?

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2022-04-28 10:47:19 AM  

hugram: [Fark user image image 256x389]


Is it blue and jizz, or jizz and gold?
 
2022-04-28 10:51:23 AM  
Gross!
 
2022-04-28 10:56:06 AM  
Excuse me...

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1) Does the dress come Jizzed, or Dry Cleaned?
2) Why would somebody buy a Jizzed-on dress?
3) Why would somebody buy an 80's dry-cleaned dress?
4) If it Ain't jizzed-on, how can you know you are buying THE dress?
5) If it IS jizzed on, how do we know it's HIS jizz, and just some guy jizzing on the dress to forge it...?
 
2022-04-28 11:01:17 AM  

perigee: Excuse me...

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1) Does the dress come Jizzed, or Dry Cleaned?
2) Why would somebody buy a Jizzed-on dress?
3) Why would somebody buy an 80's dry-cleaned dress?
4) If it Ain't jizzed-on, how can you know you are buying THE dress?
5) If it IS jizzed on, how do we know it's HIS jizz, and just some guy jizzing on the dress to forge it...?


Excuse ME, but you're all talking about the wrong dress.

Rtfa ftw.
 
2022-04-28 11:13:10 AM  
Blue Dress
Youtube A8RmelAYu0k
 
2022-04-28 11:14:40 AM  
Yes, let's just let the rich have first pick of something out of our history.  Again.
 
2022-04-28 11:17:37 AM  

lindalouwho: perigee: Excuse me...

[i2.wp.com image 250x188]

1) Does the dress come Jizzed, or Dry Cleaned?
2) Why would somebody buy a Jizzed-on dress?
3) Why would somebody buy an 80's dry-cleaned dress?
4) If it Ain't jizzed-on, how can you know you are buying THE dress?
5) If it IS jizzed on, how do we know it's HIS jizz, and just some guy jizzing on the dress to forge it...?

Excuse ME, but you're all talking about the wrong dress.

Rtfa ftw.


True. BUT - it doesn't change my questions. I have an inquiring mind.
 
2022-04-28 11:19:18 AM  

LewDux: [YouTube video: Blue Dress]


"Video not available"
 
2022-04-28 11:19:55 AM  
It's weird to come across this article.
 
2022-04-28 11:25:58 AM  
At first I was like "Ewwwww!  Who would want that?"

And then I was like "Oh subs, you mad genius..."
 
2022-04-28 11:27:32 AM  

glassgrl: LewDux: [YouTube video: Blue Dress]

"Video not available"


https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=depeche+mode+blue+dress
 
amb
2022-04-28 11:28:24 AM  
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Which one?
 
2022-04-28 11:30:58 AM  

perigee: lindalouwho: perigee: Excuse me...

[i2.wp.com image 250x188]

1) Does the dress come Jizzed, or Dry Cleaned?
2) Why would somebody buy a Jizzed-on dress?
3) Why would somebody buy an 80's dry-cleaned dress?
4) If it Ain't jizzed-on, how can you know you are buying THE dress?
5) If it IS jizzed on, how do we know it's HIS jizz, and just some guy jizzing on the dress to forge it...?

Excuse ME, but you're all talking about the wrong dress.

Rtfa ftw.

True. BUT - it doesn't change my questions. I have an inquiring mind.


So who does the jizz belong to?
The Tin Man, the Scarecrow, or the Cowardly Lion?
 
2022-04-28 11:32:32 AM  
BOBBY VINTON-BLUE VELVET
Youtube icfq_foa5Mo
 
2022-04-28 11:34:02 AM  

hugram: [Fark user image image 256x389]


fark that dress, I hope it burns. It was a bigger story than Leonard Nimoy dying on that day.
 
2022-04-28 11:35:32 AM  

perigee: 2) Why would somebody buy a Jizzed-on dress?


Well, in the future you could create a race of cloned miniature Clintons to do housework for you.
 
2022-04-28 11:39:42 AM  
That is just gross and not the least bit interesting either.  do you have any condoms that some famous person used, that seems much more practical.
 
2022-04-28 11:55:00 AM  

lindalouwho: perigee: Excuse me...

[i2.wp.com image 250x188]

1) Does the dress come Jizzed, or Dry Cleaned?
2) Why would somebody buy a Jizzed-on dress?
3) Why would somebody buy an 80's dry-cleaned dress?
4) If it Ain't jizzed-on, how can you know you are buying THE dress?
5) If it IS jizzed on, how do we know it's HIS jizz, and just some guy jizzing on the dress to forge it...?

Excuse ME, but you're all talking about the wrong dress.

Rtfa ftw.


RTFA?

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2022-04-28 11:55:09 AM  
The one covered in cum
 
2022-04-28 12:04:09 PM  

lindalouwho: perigee: lindalouwho: perigee: Excuse me...

[i2.wp.com image 250x188]

1) Does the dress come Jizzed, or Dry Cleaned?
2) Why would somebody buy a Jizzed-on dress?
3) Why would somebody buy an 80's dry-cleaned dress?
4) If it Ain't jizzed-on, how can you know you are buying THE dress?
5) If it IS jizzed on, how do we know it's HIS jizz, and just some guy jizzing on the dress to forge it...?

Excuse ME, but you're all talking about the wrong dress.

Rtfa ftw.

True. BUT - it doesn't change my questions. I have an inquiring mind.

So who does the jizz belong to?
The Tin Man, the Scarecrow, or the Cowardly Lion?


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Lookit that hand.. He DO believe in spanks, He DO believe in spanks...
 
2022-04-28 12:09:28 PM  
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Thanks. Enjoy your earworm.
I have to hear it all day now.
 
2022-04-28 12:10:11 PM  
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2022-04-28 12:10:58 PM  
Prime opportunity for a porn studio to make headlines.

Wanna see Dorthy stuck in a dryer as a guy named Tornado barrels down on her.
 
2022-04-28 2:01:22 PM  
President Clinton loved that dress the first time he spotted it.
 
2022-04-28 3:07:34 PM  

lindalouwho: perigee: Excuse me...

[i2.wp.com image 250x188]

1) Does the dress come Jizzed, or Dry Cleaned?
2) Why would somebody buy a Jizzed-on dress?
3) Why would somebody buy an 80's dry-cleaned dress?
4) If it Ain't jizzed-on, how can you know you are buying THE dress?
5) If it IS jizzed on, how do we know it's HIS jizz, and just some guy jizzing on the dress to forge it...?

Excuse ME, but you're all talking about the wrong dress.

Rtfa ftw.


Right. We should be making jokes about various Republican Congressmen and Senators fighting over the underage girl's dress.
 
2022-04-28 4:31:44 PM  
Should top 2 mil
 
2022-04-28 8:22:34 PM  
Article about Wizard of Oz. Thread about Clinton jizz.

Oh FARK, don't you ever change, you crazy diamond.
 
2022-04-28 9:41:20 PM  

lindalouwho: perigee: lindalouwho: perigee: Excuse me...

[i2.wp.com image 250x188]

1) Does the dress come Jizzed, or Dry Cleaned?
2) Why would somebody buy a Jizzed-on dress?
3) Why would somebody buy an 80's dry-cleaned dress?
4) If it Ain't jizzed-on, how can you know you are buying THE dress?
5) If it IS jizzed on, how do we know it's HIS jizz, and just some guy jizzing on the dress to forge it...?

Excuse ME, but you're all talking about the wrong dress.

Rtfa ftw.

True. BUT - it doesn't change my questions. I have an inquiring mind.

So who does the jizz belong to?
The Tin Man, the Scarecrow, or the Cowardly Lion?


Maybe it's from the flying monkeys or possibly Wiz-jizz....
 
2022-04-28 10:07:01 PM  
It's sold.  Bill made a deposit on it already.
 
2022-04-29 4:52:17 AM  
Whatever. It's probably not my size anyway.
 
2022-04-29 6:54:52 AM  
A seminal moment in fashion.
 
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