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(Ynet)   White House believes that after years of being six months away from having a nuke that Iran may actually complete it in just weeks   (ynetnews.com) divider line
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2022-04-27 10:44:42 AM  
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2022-04-27 10:48:12 AM  
White House believes that after years of being six months away from having a nuke that Iran may actually complete it in just weeks

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2022-04-27 10:49:26 AM  
If only we had some sort of agreement with them to not do this.  If only.
 
2022-04-27 11:04:38 AM  
Obviously Iran is some sort of geographical oddity.

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2022-04-27 11:04:39 AM  
How many weeks? 26?
 
2022-04-27 11:10:10 AM  
If we have learned ONE thing from Ukraine it's that we can't let yesy another shiathole country get nukes.
No matter what it takes.
 
2022-04-27 11:10:50 AM  
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2022-04-27 11:21:45 AM  
Remember to thank your local trumpers for this.
Oh and Israel might wanna dial it back.
 
2022-04-27 11:29:17 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: If only we had some sort of agreement with them to not do this.  If only.


I seem to recall we did.  I wonder what happ...*finger to ear* oh.  Him.
 
2022-04-27 11:45:03 AM  
Kinda don't care anymore
 
2022-04-27 11:45:09 AM  
THANK YOU LORD AND SAVIOR DONALD TRUMP!

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2022-04-27 11:45:24 AM  
Yeah we'd better pummel Iran--from an Israel perspective.

No thanks.
 
2022-04-27 11:45:37 AM  
Thanks, Trump.
 
2022-04-27 11:46:21 AM  
Shocker, US leadership trying work up fear about another country.
 
2022-04-27 11:47:02 AM  
Let's dispatch Turmp to Iran to investigate.  If he doesn't make the flight back, oh well, anyways,
 
2022-04-27 11:47:16 AM  
What, they're going to trade Russia some military equipment for one?

/You know it'd be faster.
 
2022-04-27 11:47:21 AM  

Subtonic: THANK YOU LORD AND SAVIOR DONALD TRUMP!

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That's obviously shopped.  You can tell because of the camcorder on the left side.  No one has used a camcorder that looks like that since 1994!!

Almost perfect, but it's the small details that give it away.
 
2022-04-27 11:47:22 AM  

I Ate Shergar: How many weeks? 26?


In other news, the top of your head is just inches away from the moon.
 
2022-04-27 11:47:37 AM  

Subtonic: THANK YOU LORD AND SAVIOR DONALD TRUMP!

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2022-04-27 11:47:43 AM  
Nuclear weapons are how old now? The technology is expensive but not esoteric. At least not anymore.
If Iran wants a nuke, it just costs money and time. They already have the knowledge.
 
2022-04-27 11:47:56 AM  

Weaver95: Remember to thank your local trumpers for this.
Oh and Israel might wanna dial it back.


drewsfarkthrowaway: Thanks, Trump.


Hey, Iran didn't get the Bomb on Trump's watch.
 
2022-04-27 11:49:12 AM  
We'll be fine. Even 99.6% of the poor have perfectly cromulent shelters in the case of an attack.
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2022-04-27 11:49:18 AM  
Well now the Sunnis are gonna need to step up THEIR game!
 
2022-04-27 11:49:45 AM  

Weaver95: Nuclear weapons are how old now? The technology is expensive but not esoteric. At least not anymore.
If Iran wants a nuke, it just costs money and time. They already have the knowledge.


I think it's more about precision tools than anything else.
 
2022-04-27 11:49:47 AM  

Mouser: Weaver95: Remember to thank your local trumpers for this.
Oh and Israel might wanna dial it back.

drewsfarkthrowaway: Thanks, Trump.

Hey, Iran didn't get the Bomb on Trump's watch.


Yes they did. Had Trump not backed out of the deal with Iran, then Iran would not be developing nuclear weapons technology.
Iran going nuclear is entirely the fault of the trump administration.
Don't even TRY to say otherwise.
 
2022-04-27 11:50:10 AM  

SpectroBoy: If we have learned ONE thing from Ukraine it's that we can't let yesy another shiathole country get nukes.
No matter what it takes.


If we've learned one thing from Ukraine it's that smaller countries need nukes to stop overly-entitled large countries from invading them.
 
2022-04-27 11:50:28 AM  

Subtonic: THANK YOU LORD AND SAVIOR DONALD TRUMP!

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2022-04-27 11:50:34 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: If only we had some sort of agreement with them to not do this.  If only.


The international takeaway lesson from Russia vs. Ukraine is, if you have nuclear weapons or are capable of making them, you never let them go.
 
2022-04-27 11:50:51 AM  

drewsfarkthrowaway: Thanks, Trump.


You realize that Russia will just give it to them because of the current proxy war that is going on.
 
2022-04-27 11:51:21 AM  
Quick, someone get Jared Kushner to fix this!
 
2022-04-27 11:51:38 AM  

Badmoodman: White House believes that after years of being six months away from having a nuke that Iran may actually complete it in just weeks

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If Iran was that close to a nuke Israel would be bombing and assassinating nonstop.
 
2022-04-27 11:51:39 AM  

Alphax: Weaver95: Nuclear weapons are how old now? The technology is expensive but not esoteric. At least not anymore.
If Iran wants a nuke, it just costs money and time. They already have the knowledge.

I think it's more about precision tools than anything else.


Weirdly enough, any country that can make optical lenses is likely technologically advanced enough to make nuclear weapons.
Go figure.
 
2022-04-27 11:51:49 AM  
*shrugs*

I hope they all kill each other.

*sips beer*
 
2022-04-27 11:52:26 AM  

DannyBrandt: *shrugs*

I hope they all kill each other.

*sips beer*


You're so cool.
 
2022-04-27 11:52:43 AM  
Basically ,Israel is about to bomb something.
 
2022-04-27 11:53:00 AM  

pxsteel: drewsfarkthrowaway: Thanks, Trump.

You realize that Russia will just give it to them because of the current proxy war that is going on.


I don't believe any nuke-waggling countries have ever freely handed nukes to another, as it would count politically as dropping a bomb themselves. With that logic, we could just give one to Ukraine.
 
2022-04-27 11:53:21 AM  

UltimaCS: Quick, someone get Jared Kushner to fix this!


In a sane world, Jared would be reactor shielding and not a respectable business person.
 
2022-04-27 11:53:42 AM  

Weaver95: Weirdly enough, any country that can make optical lenses is likely technologically advanced enough to make nuclear weapons.
Go figure.


Holy hell I KNEW Lenscrafters was up to no good! 2 for $59?!!
 
2022-04-27 11:54:06 AM  

Weaver95: Mouser: Weaver95: Remember to thank your local trumpers for this.
Oh and Israel might wanna dial it back.

drewsfarkthrowaway: Thanks, Trump.

Hey, Iran didn't get the Bomb on Trump's watch.

Yes they did. Had Trump not backed out of the deal with Iran, then Iran would not be developing nuclear weapons technology.
Iran going nuclear is entirely the fault of the trump administration.
Don't even TRY to say otherwise.


This, this and this.
 
2022-04-27 11:54:36 AM  

sinner4ever: Basically ,Israel is about to bomb something.


It won't even slow Iran down. Not to mention that Israel really can't get involved in a war right now.
Iran is getting nuclear weapons and it's entirely Trump's fault.
 
2022-04-27 11:54:56 AM  
What's scary about it?
 
2022-04-27 11:55:04 AM  

Weaver95: Nuclear weapons are how old now? The technology is expensive but not esoteric. At least not anymore.
If Iran wants a nuke, it just costs money and time. They already have the knowledge.


Nuclear proliferation isn't something we should be resigned to accept. The more countries that have nukes the more likely they'll be used. A nuclear strike affects all of us worldwide and can lead to nuclear winter, devastating our crops leading to famine and upheaval all over the world.
 
2022-04-27 11:55:53 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: What's scary about it?


Brown people. You're supposed to worry.
 
2022-04-27 11:56:09 AM  
Russia may be in the market, along with all its neighbors.  Marketing genius, start a genocidal war just to peddle nukes fresh off the assembly line for alpha testing.
 
2022-04-27 11:56:36 AM  
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2022-04-27 11:57:48 AM  
Twist ending: Iran nukes Moscow, kills Putin, and averts WWWIII.  They'd never see it coming.
 
2022-04-27 11:57:57 AM  
It doesn't take a black belt in Google Fu to find these claims being made back to at least as far as 1984 and I'm too lazy to look harder.
 
2022-04-27 11:58:03 AM  

OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Shocker, US leadership trying work up fear about another country.


So we're adding China (vis-a-vis the Solomon Islands debacle) AND Iran to the current shiatshow?  Bold move, Cotton.
 
2022-04-27 11:58:16 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: If only we had some sort of agreement with them to not do this.  If only.


(._. )
 
2022-04-27 11:59:16 AM  
Meh, wake me when people start worrying about the regional bully who currently has nukes.
 
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