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2022-04-27 8:51:41 AM  
Creepy lactophiles?
 
2022-04-27 9:12:40 AM  
So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.
 
2022-04-27 9:13:06 AM  
Ugly doesn't sell.
 
2022-04-27 9:23:08 AM  

NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.


Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)
 
2022-04-27 9:24:11 AM  
What if you're a pregnant not yet mom? I would assume the book is more geared towards people who aren't mother's yet, cuz if you've already had a baby you have a much better sense of what to expect.
 
2022-04-27 9:37:35 AM  
is this book still the go to for parents expecting their first child?
 
2022-04-27 9:38:44 AM  

Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)


Cishet is a hilarious word,, but we need more letters.

Can we do like ... CHWMASP+?
 
2022-04-27 9:38:48 AM  
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2022-04-27 9:43:49 AM  

NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.


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2022-04-27 9:47:51 AM  
Dear ladies,

You are beautiful and we appreciate you because without you...none of us would be here.
 
2022-04-27 9:47:52 AM  
Who's asking for a hotter pregnant woman?

o/
 
2022-04-27 9:47:52 AM  
I've been a used book seller for a few decades, and would note she's been Caucasian this whole time. They keep editioning the books, but the chick represents less of the baby-makers.
 
2022-04-27 9:48:02 AM  
Maybe it's just me, but I think Mom #2 is hotter.
 
2022-04-27 9:49:14 AM  

Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)


What is a cishet mae?
 
2022-04-27 9:49:33 AM  

Latinwolf: Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)

What is a cishet male?

 
2022-04-27 9:50:42 AM  
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2022-04-27 9:50:44 AM  
"and rocking in her (probably expensive) rocking chair"

Oooo look at her she's got a chair that rocks!  Such extravagance.  How am I supposed to relate to this book at all?
 
2022-04-27 9:51:21 AM  

Latinwolf: Latinwolf: Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)

What is a cishet male?


A penised person who likes to use it with non-penised persons.
 
2022-04-27 9:51:25 AM  

Latinwolf: Latinwolf: Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)

What is a cishet male?


I'm a Sekmeht male

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(99% dangerously furry)
 
2022-04-27 9:51:36 AM  

NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.


Same book it was in the 80s, I guess?
 
2022-04-27 9:52:22 AM  

Latinwolf: Latinwolf: Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)

What is a cishet male?


A label.
 
2022-04-27 9:52:32 AM  
To Quote the Author of this journalistic masterpiece;

"As someone who's never been pregnant, I can't say for sure, but"


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2022-04-27 9:52:47 AM  

EvilEgg: Ugly doesn't sell.


This. Expectant mothers don't want to be associated with a frumpy cow in her late 30s. They want to be associated with the early-20-something who's fit and pretty and just happens to be pregnant.

Same with men who buy fitness mags. Nobody's going to buy anything with Steve Bannon's fat ass on the cover. But put Tom Holland on there without a shirt and boom: sales.
 
2022-04-27 9:52:48 AM  

Marcos P: Latinwolf: Latinwolf: Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)

What is a cishet male?

I'm a Sekmeht male

[Fark user image 425x667]
(99% dangerously furry)


She needs to wash her hands after she changes the pad.
 
2022-04-27 9:53:03 AM  

Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)


Wouldn't there be a lot of sexuality/gender configurations that have no reason to know anything about that book?
 
2022-04-27 9:53:17 AM  
This. Expectant mothers don't want to be associated with a frumpy cow in her late 30s. They want to be associated with the early-20-something who's fit and pretty and just happens to be pregnant.

Same with men who buy fitness mags. Nobody's going to buy anything with Steve Bannon's fat ass on the cover. But put Tom Holland on there without a shirt and boom: sales.
 
2022-04-27 9:53:54 AM  

wildcardjack: I've been a used book seller for a few decades, and would note she's been Caucasian this whole time. They keep editioning the books, but the chick represents less of the baby-makers.


fewer
 
2022-04-27 9:55:34 AM  

aungen: Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)

Cishet is a hilarious word,, but we need more letters.

Can we do like ... CHWMASP+?


Don't forget to add OMGWTFBBQ.
 
2022-04-27 9:58:50 AM  

NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.


The book is about what you should be afraid of when you're expecting. Basically a printed version of WebMD, where anything and everything will go wrong with your pregnancy.
 
2022-04-27 9:59:40 AM  
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Quite the blog.
 
2022-04-27 10:02:04 AM  
How astonishing that a "writer" who uses terms like "yassified" would use the phrase "begs the question" incorrectly.

/s
 
2022-04-27 10:04:17 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "and rocking in her (probably expensive) rocking chair"

Oooo look at her she's got a chair that rocks!  Such extravagance.  How am I supposed to relate to this book at all?


I bet she has a refrigerator and maybe also a color television too.
 
2022-04-27 10:08:33 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: aungen: Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)

Cishet is a hilarious word,, but we need more letters.

Can we do like ... CHWMASP+?

Don't forget to add OMGWTFBBQ.


Well just by adding BBQ you got most of the chwmasp's
 
hej
2022-04-27 10:10:58 AM  
I'd sure like to impregnate her, if you know what I mean.
 
2022-04-27 10:13:07 AM  
I'm not sure what the issue is here. Are they saying the author should have had a less-attractive daughter to put on the cover of her book?
 
2022-04-27 10:14:00 AM  

Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)


Well there's a word I'm not looking up.
 
2022-04-27 10:19:09 AM  

iheartscotch: Dear ladies,

You are beautiful and we appreciate you because without you...none of us would be here.


This. We totally wouldn't be on Fark if the ladies paid more attention to us.
 
2022-04-27 10:23:22 AM  
What do pregnant women expect?

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2022-04-27 10:25:38 AM  

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Let's kill that right now.

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2022-04-27 10:27:01 AM  
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It's the closest most guys will ever get to a threesome.
 
2022-04-27 10:28:47 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 500x652]

It's the closest most guys will ever get to a threesome.


Those knees are too sharp.
 
2022-04-27 10:39:21 AM  

Prof. Frink: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "and rocking in her (probably expensive) rocking chair"

Oooo look at her she's got a chair that rocks!  Such extravagance.  How am I supposed to relate to this book at all?

I bet she has a refrigerator and maybe also a color television too.

Begs the question

has been misused for longer than I realized and to such a degree it can be argued by descriptive grammarians to have been adopted. Meanwhile, the contemporary idiom for circular reasoning is What Plants Need, or simply, Brawndo.
 
2022-04-27 10:43:06 AM  

Altoid: [Fark user image image 746x233]

Quite the blog.


Stopped reading right there.
 
2022-04-27 10:44:00 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 500x652]

It's the closest most guys will ever get to a threesome.


Very peculiar cloud formation.
 
2022-04-27 10:48:32 AM  
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2022-04-27 10:50:12 AM  

Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)


Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 500x652]

It's the closest most guys will ever get to a threesome.


Not to go all studman69 but that's closer than I want to be to a threesome.

Keep your pregnant belly away from me sweetheart.
 
2022-04-27 10:58:24 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 500x652]

It's the closest most guys will ever get to a threesome.


That belly button looks like a third nipple.
 
2022-04-27 10:58:43 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 500x652]

It's the closest most guys will ever get to a threesome.


Matt Gaetz approves if it averages out to 14-15 years old
 
2022-04-27 11:05:02 AM  

Marcos P: Latinwolf: Latinwolf: Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: So, not an article about the contents of a book... and article on the cover of the book.

Thank you. I feel so infromed.

Tell me you're cishet male without telling me you're cishet male. :-)

What is a cishet male?

I'm a Sekmeht male

[Fark user image image 425x667]
(99% dangerously furry)


Her entire body needs a certain amount of fur.  Human hairless flesh and an animal head is ridiculous.
 
2022-04-27 11:05:17 AM  
Hemoridids, peeing when you stand up, getting violently ill at the smell of a food, and the knowledge that there is a really good chance you will shiat yourself in front of strangers during the birth?
 
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