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    More: Facepalm, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Judge, criminal cases, Bench, Des Moines, Iowa, Easter Santa Bunny, contact order  
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3337 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Apr 2022 at 8:12 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-04-26 8:19:16 PM  
My defense counsel, Mr. Lucious J Beezelbub, is most interested in Mr. Bunny's background.
 
2022-04-26 8:20:21 PM  
Someone learned how to search and replace 🤣
 
2022-04-26 8:22:41 PM  
I don't know much about transferring digital records, but I would think it's a good idea to transfer THE ENTIRE RECORD, including the names, before making it searchable in a public database.
 
2022-04-26 8:25:31 PM  
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2022-04-26 8:27:00 PM  

cyberspacedout: I don't know much about transferring digital records, but I would think it's a good idea to transfer THE ENTIRE RECORD, including the names, before making it searchable in a public database.


"Database Administrator? Don't we already have, like, three IT guys? Let's go ahead and take that out of the budget."
 
2022-04-26 8:50:07 PM  
In the past, he did announce the charges.
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2022-04-26 8:52:57 PM  
Conflict of interest! The prosecutor is a family relation of the judge!
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2022-04-26 8:57:19 PM  
He's no longer Esq. He was disbarred for egging on witnesses to lie, and repeatedly going hopping mad on a hare trigger in the courtroom.
 
2022-04-26 9:05:43 PM  

trerro: He's no longer Esq. He was disbarred for egging on witnesses to lie, and repeatedly going hopping mad on a hare trigger in the courtroom.


His misconduct was multiplying.
 
2022-04-26 9:09:40 PM  
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Oyez biatches
 
2022-04-26 9:09:44 PM  
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I know, technically it's "I don't always create dummy accounts as placeholders in mass updates.  But when I do, I fail to suppress them."

Just didn't have the same ring to it-plus it all comes from the same heady mix of incompetence and arrogance.
 
2022-04-26 9:15:11 PM  
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2022-04-26 9:27:14 PM  

trerro: He's no longer Esq. He was disbarred for egging on witnesses to lie, and repeatedly going hopping mad on a hare trigger in the courtroom.


'Esquire' isn't an actual title that's bestowed by any sort of board or agency.  It's basically a meaningless title that some people tack onto their names because they feel the need to seem more important than they are and they aren't legally entitled to use any other titles like Doctor or Attorney.  The vast majority of people adding 'esquire' to their name are self important douchebags.

/ apologies to Bill S. Preston
 
2022-04-26 9:30:17 PM  

Trocadero: Conflict of interest! The prosecutor is a family relation of the judge!
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No he's not, the defendant is
 
2022-04-26 9:30:36 PM  
There are still Knights?
 
2022-04-26 9:33:21 PM  
That is pretty funny.😈
 
2022-04-26 9:35:38 PM  
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2022-04-26 9:37:00 PM  

Neondistraction: trerro: He's no longer Esq. He was disbarred for egging on witnesses to lie, and repeatedly going hopping mad on a hare trigger in the courtroom.

'Esquire' isn't an actual title that's bestowed by any sort of board or agency.  It's basically a meaningless title that some people tack onto their names because they feel the need to seem more important than they are and they aren't legally entitled to use any other titles like Doctor or Attorney.  The vast majority of people adding 'esquire' to their name are self important douchebags.

/ apologies to Bill S. Preston


Attorneys are doctors of law, it is right there in the degree's name.
 
2022-04-26 9:39:23 PM  
Santa charged with kidnapping? You think it would be multi counts of Breaking and Entering.
 
2022-04-26 9:59:39 PM  
Things I can't get excited about. Well, certainly not twice on Fark.

My struggle remains real.
 
2022-04-26 10:01:46 PM  

Neondistraction: trerro: He's no longer Esq. He was disbarred for egging on witnesses to lie, and repeatedly going hopping mad on a hare trigger in the courtroom.

'Esquire' isn't an actual title that's bestowed by any sort of board or agency.  It's basically a meaningless title that some people tack onto their names because they feel the need to seem more important than they are and they aren't legally entitled to use any other titles like Doctor or Attorney.  The vast majority of people adding 'esquire' to their name are self important douchebags.

/ apologies to Bill S. Preston


It's not bestowed, but it is an honorary used for practicing attorneys. Seems less odd than going around calling oneself "Attorney Smith" like those pesky MDs seem to enjoy doing.
 
2022-04-26 10:07:57 PM  
Little Bobby Tables is a bigger asshole.
 
2022-04-26 10:20:13 PM  

smokewon: Little Bobby Tables is a bigger asshole.


Learn how to sanitize your database inputs.
 
2022-04-26 10:28:21 PM  
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2022-04-26 10:47:34 PM  
[insert witty comment here]
 
2022-04-26 11:13:53 PM  
According to TV tropes, Bunny Ears Lawyer is a form of Ultimate Job Security.

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2022-04-27 12:22:18 AM  
Aaaah, what's up, your honor?
 
2022-04-27 12:33:14 AM  
Does he still need to attend hearings if his ears have been bitten off?
 
2022-04-27 1:07:21 AM  

Prof. Frink: Does he still need to attend hearings if his ears have been bitten off?


Was the ear bitten off, or did somebody docket?
 
2022-04-27 1:27:50 AM  

El_Dan: Neondistraction: trerro: He's no longer Esq. He was disbarred for egging on witnesses to lie, and repeatedly going hopping mad on a hare trigger in the courtroom.

'Esquire' isn't an actual title that's bestowed by any sort of board or agency.  It's basically a meaningless title that some people tack onto their names because they feel the need to seem more important than they are and they aren't legally entitled to use any other titles like Doctor or Attorney.  The vast majority of people adding 'esquire' to their name are self important douchebags.

/ apologies to Bill S. Preston

Attorneys are doctors of law, it is right there in the degree's name.


used to be LL.B, but in an act of collective masturbation the degree's name was changed to J.D. no difference in degree requirements, in particular no thesis required, as real Doctors have to write (in European universities even M.D.s used to have to write a thesis, unlike in the states).
 
2022-04-27 12:18:03 PM  
The right wing media tried to invent a scandal around the Easter Bunny.

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