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(CNN)   "No, officer, I'm not drunk. But there's a good chance that my car might be"   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-04-26 7:53:19 AM  
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2022-04-26 7:54:30 AM  
About 44 bottles of Scotch whisky are shipped around the globe every second,

That seems like a really inefficient way to do it.
 
2022-04-26 7:57:31 AM  
About 44 bottles of Scotch whisky are shipped around the globe every second

they forgot to add: to my house.
 
2022-04-26 7:58:52 AM  
The Effluent Engine by NK Jemisin already did something like this and was way more fun!
 
2022-04-26 8:06:08 AM  
Great, I already have to smell the French fry smell of the cars that run on old cooking oil, now this?
Now I'll be hungry AND thirsty.
 
2022-04-26 8:19:34 AM  
Congrats EU. Enjoy your reduced gas mileage, poor performance, and expensive car repairs.
 
2022-04-26 8:29:15 AM  
That's impulsive just to shoot someone like that. Sounds ADHD.
 
2022-04-26 8:30:53 AM  

BrerRobot: That's impulsive just to shoot someone like that. Sounds ADHD.


JFC what palnet am i on today. It's my car.
 
2022-04-26 9:03:16 AM  
When your self-driving car OS was written by a functional alcoholic
 
2022-04-26 9:16:54 AM  
CSB: I accidentally broke a fresh bottle of Knob Creek bourbon in my car and it saturated the floorboards. It reeked of bourbon for months. If I was pulled over the cop would be justified in saying I smell alcohol. So that was the one time I could use the "I am sober but my car is drunk" defense
 
2022-04-26 9:25:50 AM  
Like Old Tom Waits song "The Piano has been Drinking..."

/but not me
 
2022-04-26 9:28:40 AM  
an ex-coworker of mine and a dear friend, just sent me a house warming gift.  I was packed with a LOT of packing material and bubble wrap, but when i got to the present I understood why:

It's a "Year of the dragon" bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label

there's friends and then there are people that send you blue label out of the blue.    She will be there when that bottle gets opened
 
2022-04-26 10:08:02 AM  
Hey you got your pot in my ale
No you got your ale in my pot
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2022-04-26 10:18:36 AM  
TLDR; version:
We must drink more whisky to save the planet.
 
2022-04-26 10:38:40 AM  

Hallows_Eve: Like Old Tom Waits song "The Piano has been Drinking..."

/but not me


Beat me to it

*tiny fist*
 
2022-04-26 10:48:03 AM  

big pig peaches: About 44 bottles of Scotch whisky are shipped around the globe every second,

That seems like a really inefficient way to do it.


I'm imagining a Saturn-like ring of bottles in low Earth orbit.
 
2022-04-26 11:44:06 AM  
I tried something like this with an officer after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Are you drunk, son?"

"No ma'am.  I was drunk earlier but I'm sober now."

"Well your eyes are all bloodshot and you smell like a brewery."

"That's why I've been walking home, ma'am."
 
2022-04-26 12:26:13 PM  
I got in a car accident and my bottle of bourbon smashed all over the place. Two breathalyzers and a blood draw later and the cop had to believe me it was the car that was drunk...not me.
 
2022-04-26 5:33:11 PM  

2KanZam: Hallows_Eve: Like Old Tom Waits song "The Piano has been Drinking..."

/but not me

Beat me to it

*tiny fist*


Also, tiny pianist.
 
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