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(Guardian)   Guys, now might be time to install a urinal in your house. You know, before you really have to go   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2022-04-22 12:15:49 PM  
I have one
It's called "The front yard"
 
2022-04-22 12:18:27 PM  
Too lazy to lift up the lid to your toilet?
 
2022-04-22 12:29:18 PM  
I heard you can get really fancy ones that double as something called a shower, whatever the heck that is.
 
2022-04-22 12:32:54 PM  
If a urinal in your house changes "changed my life" I think you've got to re-evaluate your life.
 
2022-04-22 12:34:06 PM  
Oh hell, I can just pee on a tree. Ladies, you can too, just angle differently.
 
2022-04-22 12:34:19 PM  

quinxy: If a urinal in your house changes "changed my life" I think you've got to re-evaluate your life.


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2022-04-22 12:34:22 PM  
Also, buy a plunger.
 
2022-04-22 12:34:50 PM  

cretinbob: I have one
It's called "The front yard"


That seems... Sex Offender-y. Do be careful.
 
2022-04-22 12:34:57 PM  

Arkanaut: Also, buy a plunger.


Kinky
 
2022-04-22 12:35:03 PM  

quinxy: If a urinal in your house changes "changed my life" I think you've got to re-evaluate your life.


Seriously how could it change his life?

Pretty sure it would change my costs life, they would sleep in it and stank
 
2022-04-22 12:35:48 PM  
Step 1: strip down naked
Step 2: pee into a urinal
Step 3: notice how much previously unnoticeable splash hits your skin, regardless of how / where you aim

You want that in your home, you're welcome to it.
 
2022-04-22 12:36:14 PM  
My house came with one too. I use it when I don't feel like going so the way to the bathroom.
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2022-04-22 12:36:44 PM  

cretinbob: I have one
It's called "The front yard"


Mine's out back. The neighbors get all huffy when I drain it out front for some reason.
 
2022-04-22 12:36:59 PM  
I don't know what kind of women he has in his house who "retch" at the sight of a urinal, but he needs to find some less delicate friends.
 
2022-04-22 12:37:40 PM  
Easy, just sit the fark down. Best way to be lazy when you gotta pee. Especially helpful at 3am when you're half asleep and don't want to turn on lights.
 
2022-04-22 12:38:06 PM  

MythDragon: My house came with one too. I use it when I don't feel like going so the way to the bathroom.
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His and Hers. Fancy.
 
2022-04-22 12:38:43 PM  

Mikey1969: cretinbob: I have one
It's called "The front yard"
Mine's out back. The neighbors get all huffy when I drain it out front for some reason.


Is that when you tell your wife that all those dead spots in the yard are "dog spots" and she says, "We don't have a dog."
 
2022-04-22 12:40:16 PM  
I really have to go, because as an American, I can't afford a farking house. F*ck this f*cking country. Star Trek: TOS will be here in a few hours via Amazon and USPS. Bezos can eat dicks, but I can't wait to watch it.
 
2022-04-22 12:40:20 PM  
For those of you who haven't yet figured out how to pee in a toilet.  Hell, there are cats and dogs out there that can manage it.
 
2022-04-22 12:41:12 PM  

jim32rr: quinxy: If a urinal in your house changes "changed my life" I think you've got to re-evaluate your life.

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Oh lorty. I used to live in Petaluma and roll through there a lot. I'll have to find this
 
2022-04-22 12:42:22 PM  

jim32rr: Arkanaut: Also, buy a plunger.

Kinky


Which end?
 
2022-04-22 12:42:40 PM  

MythDragon: My house came with one too. I use it when I don't feel like going so the way to the bathroom.
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I too have overdosed on Jager.
 
2022-04-22 12:43:42 PM  
I browse million dollar listings on Zillow for the lulz, and saw one with a urinal in the master bath earlier this week. For bonus points the whole bath was decorated in sportsball stuff, and gave me the distinct impression the guy it belonged to peaked in high school gym class. I mean if you have a bunch of stuff from your favorite sport in a room in your house that's cool, but the fact it was the bath makes me think somebody misses the smell of the locker room.

Maybe having a home urinal is life changing because you can stand at one with the reasonable expectation nobody is going to talk to you?
 
2022-04-22 12:43:59 PM  
A bidet would be a higher priority.

Might also function as an emergency urinal.
 
2022-04-22 12:44:17 PM  

Arkanaut: Also, buy a plunger.


Lease. It's better in the long run.
 
2022-04-22 12:44:49 PM  

Groupon boob job: Step 1: strip down naked
Step 2: pee into a urinal
Step 3: notice how much previously unnoticeable splash hits your skin, regardless of how / where you aim

You want that in your home, you're welcome to it.


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2022-04-22 12:45:05 PM  
There's nothing particularly weird about that. But you've crossed the line if you install one of those mass urinal troughs like they have at baseball stadiums.
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2022-04-22 12:45:54 PM  

ajgeek: cretinbob: I have one
It's called "The front yard"

That seems... Sex Offender-y. Do be careful.


Why is that even a crime? Jfc.
 
2022-04-22 12:45:55 PM  

MythDragon: My house came with one too. I use it when I don't feel like going so the way to the bathroom.
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2022-04-22 12:46:38 PM  
How about a urinal with a radio? You can listen to "WPEE - The Urination Station! We're #1 on the charts!"
 
2022-04-22 12:46:42 PM  

cryinoutloud: I don't know what kind of women he has in his house who "retch" at the sight of a urinal, but he needs to find some less delicate friends.


Depends, where the fark is it located
 
2022-04-22 12:47:25 PM  

SidFishious: I really have to go, because as an American, I can't afford a farking house. F*ck this f*cking country. Star Trek: TOS will be here in a few hours via Amazon and USPS. Bezos can eat dicks, but I can't wait to watch it.


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2022-04-22 12:47:36 PM  

Mikey1969: Easy, just sit the fark down. Best way to be lazy when you gotta pee. Especially helpful at 3am when you're half asleep and don't want to turn on lights.


Having a urinal don't negate having a toilet
 
2022-04-22 12:47:44 PM  
I actually have a urinal at my house.

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I think the previous residents may have had some opinions about Americans, though, given the toilet.

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2022-04-22 12:47:46 PM  

cretinbob: I have one
It's called "The front yard"


I have a pasture with cows. I just walk to any fence that surrounds it. I can understand why a bunch of city boys might be proud of their urinals, but I don't need one. I keep a small shovel and a roll of toilet paper in my truck too.

/yes, and hand sanitizer.
 
2022-04-22 12:48:10 PM  

cryinoutloud: I don't know what kind of women he has in his house who "retch" at the sight of a urinal, but he needs to find some less delicate friends.


Have you seen Adrian Chiles? It's not the urinal they're retching at....
 
2022-04-22 12:48:33 PM  
That really just seems completely unnecessary.  Urinals make sense in public restrooms because they take up less space than a stall and are easier to clean.  But in your home bathroom, you already have a toilet and traffic isn't much of a consideration... even if it was, home bathrooms are generally designed with a "1 person at a time" mentality.
 
2022-04-22 12:48:57 PM  

Groupon boob job: Step 1: strip down naked
Step 2: pee into a urinal
Step 3: notice how much previously unnoticeable splash hits your skin, regardless of how / where you aim

You want that in your home, you're welcome to it.


Just tried it at work.  You're right...oh hold on...HR is calling....
 
2022-04-22 12:49:20 PM  

Raoul Eaton: For those of you who haven't yet figured out how to pee in a toilet.  Hell, there are cats and dogs out there that can manage it.


This reminds me.
I should get one of those jugs from a medical supply store.  And use it at night.
Why didn't think about this before is beyond me
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And why your comment helped is also a mystery 🤔
 
2022-04-22 12:49:38 PM  

Arkanaut: Also, buy a plunger.


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2022-04-22 12:49:41 PM  
My cousin's. He's a Buckeye. 
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2022-04-22 12:49:50 PM  

cryinoutloud: I don't know what kind of women he has in his house who "retch" at the sight of a urinal, but he needs to find some less delicate friends.


Probably the kind that's had to clean them at some point in their life
 
2022-04-22 12:51:41 PM  

cretinbob: I have one
It's called "The front yard"


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2022-04-22 12:51:42 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: A bidet would be a higher priority.

Might also function as an emergency urinal.


I for one don't want a moisture on my butt after a number 2. I don't even like doing number 2 before or after taking a bath. And especially not during.  Yuk.
 
2022-04-22 12:52:31 PM  
Less splash-back from a urinal than a standard toilet. No lid/seat to bother with either. It's not an entirely unreasonable idea.

/I'm sure there's a design which could also be unisex as well
 
2022-04-22 12:53:35 PM  

quinxy: If a urinal in your house changes "changed my life" I think you've got to re-evaluate your life.


What about installing a bidet?
 
2022-04-22 12:53:53 PM  

SidFishious: I really have to go, because as an American, I can't afford a farking house. F*ck this f*cking country. Star Trek: TOS will be here in a few hours via Amazon and USPS. Bezos can eat dicks, but I can't wait to watch it.


The magic ingredient is copyright infringement. That way Bezos doesn't get your money, and you have a few more bucks for that down payment.
 
2022-04-22 12:55:04 PM  

SidFishious: I really have to go, because as an American, I can't afford a farking house. F*ck this f*cking country. Star Trek: TOS will be here in a few hours via Amazon and USPS. Bezos can eat dicks, but I can't wait to watch it.


Seek help
 
2022-04-22 12:55:58 PM  
Housing (houses, apts, etc.) doesn't have sinks already?
 
2022-04-22 12:56:49 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: jim32rr: quinxy: If a urinal in your house changes "changed my life" I think you've got to re-evaluate your life.

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Oh lorty. I used to live in Petaluma and roll through there a lot. I'll have to find this


Yeah was taking my wife to Devils Lake, saw the sign and had to turn around for a picture
 
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