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    More: Spiffy, Jurassic World Dominion, Jeff Goldblum, co-stars Sam Neill, Laura Dern, secondJurassic Parktrilogy, Michael Crichton, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Ian Malcolm  
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2022-04-21 11:20:13 PM  
Cool, indeed. I wasn't crazy about the other Jurassic World films but bringing the original three back sounds great.
 
2022-04-22 2:02:13 AM  
Hahahrawrrahaha (Jeff Goldblum Laugh Remix)
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2022-04-22 4:29:43 AM  
They will be joined by beloved returning franchise characters in Chris Pratt's Owen Grady
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Anyhoo, it's good to see the original scoobs back.
 
2022-04-22 6:56:50 AM  

Mugato: Cool, indeed. I wasn't crazy about the other Jurassic World films but bringing the original three back sounds great.


Since the introduction of IR masking chameleon ninja Rexes and black market laser-guided dinosaurs set loose on a neighborhood to avoid making a kid sad... I dunno, I think I'm done.

Small dinos might make for a decent horror movie, but not for a blockbuster action flick.  Large dinos get hunted and killed long before they've had a chance to breed.

The movies are just too dumb now, bringing in the original trio can't change that.  It's kind of sad for them in my opinion.  They should be offered better projects for their talents.
 
2022-04-22 10:00:58 AM  
I still think it would be a nice touch to have the Chris Pratt character reveal to the Sam Neill character that he was the obnoxious kid who mocked the velociraptor as being "some giant turkey" and ended up being terrorized with the raptor claw. It would be a great background story for the character, explaining why he grew up to be a velociraptor tamer.
 
2022-04-22 11:03:48 AM  
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2022-04-22 11:43:19 AM  

gunga galunga: I still think it would be a nice touch to have the Chris Pratt character reveal to the Sam Neill character that he was the obnoxious kid who mocked the velociraptor as being "some giant turkey" and ended up being terrorized with the raptor claw. It would be a great background story for the character, explaining why he grew up to be a velociraptor tamer.


Sam Neill: "Hi, I'm Alan Grant."
Chris Pratt: "I know who you are you arrogant prick.  You still owe me for having to get the shiat stain out of my pants."
 
2022-04-22 11:53:03 AM  

gunga galunga: I still think it would be a nice touch to have the Chris Pratt character reveal to the Sam Neill character that he was the obnoxious kid who mocked the velociraptor as being "some giant turkey" and ended up being terrorized with the raptor claw. It would be a great background story for the character, explaining why he grew up to be a velociraptor tamer.


I think Pratt is a little too old for that but actors are usually older than the characters they play.
 
2022-04-22 12:53:46 PM  
I hope this "guy" makes a re-appearance!
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Actually, I am pretty psyched for this due to the three of them coming back for it.
 
2022-04-22 4:27:11 PM  
Laura Dern made my khaki shorts fit funny
 
2022-04-22 6:02:41 PM  
bugs. Dennis going to make an appearance as the bad guy, with bionic limbs and a lazaer eye?

/no one cares
 
2022-04-22 6:27:07 PM  
I'm not sure I even saw the second one. I know I must have but they all seem to run together. People insist on being stupid enough to keep farking with dinosaurs and they get eaten.
 
2022-04-23 1:47:20 PM  
Jeff Goldblum sucks.
 
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