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2022-04-21 4:04:03 PM  
In the referenced Twitter thread, the wrestling fans successfully convinced the FemCondition account that Johnny Depp was NOT in the wrong. "Any person in a relationship would respond this way"

Will wonders ever cease?
 
2022-04-21 4:17:14 PM  
What the fark is this about?  I mean, I am WATCHING the damn thing and I haven't heard about a wrestler yet.
 
2022-04-21 4:36:40 PM  

cryinoutloud: What the fark is this about?  I mean, I am WATCHING the damn thing and I haven't heard about a wrestler yet.


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2022-04-21 4:45:54 PM  
Yuuuuuuup
 
2022-04-21 4:49:00 PM  
So she bangs everyone, beats on her husband, then writes an op-ed?

Poor guy. Women can wreck everything.
 
2022-04-21 4:57:38 PM  
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2022-04-21 4:58:06 PM  
Thought this was going to be about Vin and Depp getting fast and furious, living life a quarter inch at a time.

Deeply disappointed.
 
2022-04-21 4:59:31 PM  
So did she blow his quad then?
 
2022-04-21 5:24:24 PM  
Between her and Ezra Miller, there's a lot of reasons to skip several upcoming DC movies at least.
 
2022-04-21 5:32:34 PM  

Boojum2k: Between her and Ezra Miller, there's a lot of reasons to skip several upcoming DC movies at least.

And

that awful remake of The Stand
 
2022-04-21 5:34:21 PM  
That got formatted oddly. Should've read
And that awful remake of The Stand.

/I blame the awful remake for my formatting error as well
 
2022-04-21 5:40:51 PM  

fastfxr: Women can wreck everything.


As can men. Men have a long, long track record of wrecking almost literally everything.

So maybe stow your misogyny.
 
2022-04-21 5:41:18 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: In the referenced Twitter thread, the wrestling fans successfully convinced the FemCondition account that Johnny Depp was NOT in the wrong. "Any person in a relationship would respond this way"

Will wonders ever cease?


Who is Will Wonders?!
 
2022-04-21 5:52:33 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Wine Sipping Elitist: In the referenced Twitter thread, the wrestling fans successfully convinced the FemCondition account that Johnny Depp was NOT in the wrong. "Any person in a relationship would respond this way"

Will wonders ever cease?

Who is Will Wonders?!


Wil Wheaton's alter ego
 
2022-04-21 6:06:19 PM  
It's never a junkies fault, stuff just happens to them, they're always the victim.
 
2022-04-21 6:20:43 PM  

austerity101: fastfxr: Women can wreck everything.

As can men. Men have a long, long track record of wrecking almost literally everything.

So maybe stow your misogyny.


#notallwomen preach it sister!
 
2022-04-21 6:29:22 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: So did she blow his quad then?


Nah, he can do that by himself.
 
2022-04-21 6:55:45 PM  
*record scratch*

It was at that moment that you knew she was gonna get Jack-knife Powerbombed.

Depp is odd, but she's a nutjob.  He should've filed assault charges years ago, the way he documents things.
 
2022-04-21 7:01:59 PM  
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2022-04-21 7:13:38 PM  

The_Sponge: [Fark user image image 425x485]


"Turned into?" Like Old Dude Stubbornly Chasing his Twenties hasn't been his brand for multiple decades at this point?
 
2022-04-21 7:16:19 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: The_Sponge: [Fark user image image 425x485]

"Turned into?" Like Old Dude Stubbornly Chasing his Twenties hasn't been his brand for multiple decades at this point?


Yeah...you're right.
 
2022-04-21 7:20:49 PM  
Might want to wheel him up to the stand, just in case.
 
2022-04-21 7:21:27 PM  

Bslim: cryinoutloud: What the fark is this about?  I mean, I am WATCHING the damn thing and I haven't heard about a wrestler yet.
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Yeah, what about him.  Amber liked posing.  It still has nothing to do with this trial.  That article is a hot mess.
And if i was her husband, I'd be pissed about that photo.
 
2022-04-21 7:34:05 PM  
i suspect they both have garbage aspects of their personality... just in different ways.

One might be more sympathetic, though neither is an unwitting, innocent victim.
 
2022-04-21 8:13:35 PM  
If he loses this he still has her 100 million countersuit to endure.
If he is clean now he won't be by the end of that.
 
2022-04-21 8:14:24 PM  

austerity101: fastfxr: Women can wreck everything.

As can men. Men have a long, long track record of wrecking almost literally everything.

So maybe stow your misogyny.


Way to center men there, sir.
 
2022-04-21 8:36:18 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: So did she blow his quad then?


Now that's a FWC style post.
 
2022-04-21 10:28:33 PM  

austerity101: fastfxr: Women can wreck everything.

As can men. Men have a long, long track record of wrecking almost literally everything.

So maybe stow your misogyny.


She used her power...the power that people like you give her solely for being a woman...to try to wreck a guy.  I'm not saying she is the standard, but you BSABing this situation isn't helping.
 
2022-04-21 10:47:30 PM  

mjbok: austerity101: fastfxr: Women can wreck everything.

As can men. Men have a long, long track record of wrecking almost literally everything.

So maybe stow your misogyny.

She used her power...the power that people like you give her solely for being a woman...to try to wreck a guy.  I'm not saying she is the standard, but you BSABing this situation isn't helping.


You're responding to someone who carries themselves as a walking encyclopedia of labor relations and labor law, complains about work prospects, but struggles to find a job because they post on Fark all day long.

At some stage you just nod your head and look past them.
 
2022-04-21 10:53:58 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: mjbok: austerity101: fastfxr: Women can wreck everything.

As can men. Men have a long, long track record of wrecking almost literally everything.

So maybe stow your misogyny.

She used her power...the power that people like you give her solely for being a woman...to try to wreck a guy.  I'm not saying she is the standard, but you BSABing this situation isn't helping.

You're responding to someone who carries themselves as a walking encyclopedia of labor relations and labor law, complains about work prospects, but struggles to find a job because they post on Fark all day long.

At some stage you just nod your head and look past them.


True enough.  I try to avoid the block feature on Fark, but they might warrant it.
 
2022-04-21 11:00:50 PM  

T.rex: i suspect they both have garbage aspects of their personality... just in different ways.

One might be more sympathetic, though neither is an unwitting, innocent victim.


i don't feel bad for either one of them.  they both see, like terrible people but of course the fark males on,y see fault in women,never their precious role models or man crushes.
 
2022-04-21 11:28:52 PM  

fastfxr: So she bangs everyone, beats on her husband, then writes an op-ed?

Poor guy. Women can wreck everything.


Why don't you look up the rates of which sex rapes, murders, assaults or generally is far (far!) More terrible and get back to us.
 
2022-04-21 11:41:57 PM  
shoulda married his French baby mama
 
2022-04-21 11:47:03 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: shoulda married his French baby mama


she clearly knew better,good for her.
 
2022-04-21 11:57:04 PM  

fastfxr: So she bangs everyone, beats on her husband, then writes an op-ed?

Poor guy. Women can wreck everything.


And, had Elon Musk eating out of the palm of her hand. Then dumped him like a hot potato for the lutz - and whatever - she had better fish to fry and moved on in a NY minute.

I get the feeling there's nothing but wreckage in her wake.
 
2022-04-22 12:28:25 AM  
Oh noes its Amber with a chair
 
2022-04-22 6:01:36 AM  

cryinoutloud: Bslim: cryinoutloud: What the fark is this about?  I mean, I am WATCHING the damn thing and I haven't heard about a wrestler yet.
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Yeah, what about him.  Amber liked posing.  It still has nothing to do with this trial.  That article is a hot mess.
And if i was her husband, I'd be pissed about that photo.


I'm not disagreeing with you, dude.
 
2022-04-22 10:04:12 AM  

ace in your face: assaults


not disagreeing with you for the general thought. However, assaults and domestic assaults on males by females is grossly under reported.
 
2022-04-22 11:09:31 AM  

ace in your face: fastfxr: So she bangs everyone, beats on her husband, then writes an op-ed?

Poor guy. Women can wreck everything.

Why don't you look up the rates of which sex rapes, murders, assaults or generally is far (far!) More terrible and get back to us.


Um, men are assaulted and murdered at about 4x the rate of women.
 
kab
2022-04-22 1:20:16 PM  
Watching this case has been pretty addicting I must say.

/they're both pretty awful people in their own ways.
 
2022-04-22 1:25:50 PM  

Boojum2k: ace in your face: fastfxr: So she bangs everyone, beats on her husband, then writes an op-ed?

Poor guy. Women can wreck everything.

Why don't you look up the rates of which sex rapes, murders, assaults or generally is far (far!) More terrible and get back to us.

Um, men are assaulted and murdered at about 4x the rate of women.


What? By other MEN dumb dumb.
 
2022-04-22 1:44:15 PM  
1 in 3 women and 1 in 4 men have experienced some form of physical violence by an intimate partner.This includes a range of behaviors (e.g. slapping, shoving, pushing) and in some cases might not be considered "domestic violence." - Statistics from NCADV

Source:https://ncadv.org/STATISTICS
 
2022-04-22 3:55:32 PM  

Boojum2k: ace in your face: fastfxr: So she bangs everyone, beats on her husband, then writes an op-ed?

Poor guy. Women can wreck everything.

Why don't you look up the rates of which sex rapes, murders, assaults or generally is far (far!) More terrible and get back to us.

Um, men are assaulted and murdered at about 4x the rate of women.


Ginsbergs Ink: 1 in 3 women and 1 in 4 men have experienced some form of physical violence by an intimate partner.This includes a range of behaviors (e.g. slapping, shoving, pushing) and in some cases might not be considered "domestic violence." - Statistics from NCADV

Source:https://ncadv.org/STATISTICS


FRIENDS- Little girl keeps punching Joey
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2022-04-22 4:18:52 PM  
Beautiful woman. But, her appearance on top gear UK made it fairly clear she's a few bats short of a belltower...
 
2022-04-22 5:23:50 PM  

kab: Watching this case has been pretty addicting I must say.
/they're both pretty awful people in their own ways.


He made a mistake in suing her.  He has a huge disadvantage.  He's already on video doing some things that will qualify as "domestic abuse" even if he never belted her.  (She recorded him, of course, because she's a terrified victim and all.)
So she could beat him silly for years, and I think she did, but if he ever snapped once (and he did more than that), he loses the case.  She doesn't have to do a damn thing except sit there and look innocent, and not blow it on the stand.

That's how they do you.  They keep all their shiat behind closed doors, and when you finally flip out, they back off and start recording it.
 
2022-04-22 5:42:16 PM  

kab: Watching this case has been pretty addicting I must say.

/they're both pretty awful people in their own ways.


I now refer to these two as Amber Turd and Johnny Derp.
 
2022-04-22 7:16:39 PM  
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2022-04-22 7:18:02 PM  
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kab
2022-04-22 7:28:01 PM  

ace in your face: fastfxr: So she bangs everyone, beats on her husband, then writes an op-ed?

Poor guy. Women can wreck everything.

Why don't you look up the rates of which sex rapes, murders, assaults or generally is far (far!) More terrible and get back to us.


You should look up apples and how they relate to oranges.
 
kab
2022-04-22 7:28:47 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: [Fark user image 425x381]


this is so good, lol
 
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