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(Politifact)   No, QAnon, MAGAts, and pro-lifers; California did NOT just introduce a bill allowing mothers to kill their babies up to a week after they're born   (politifact.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Fetus, Pregnancy, Childbirth, Infant, Abortion, post-birth death, Erin Ivie, Assembly Member Buffy Wicks  
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2022-04-20 1:56:14 PM  
The gullibles will believe anything.
 
2022-04-20 2:04:31 PM  
After their born what, subby?
 
2022-04-20 2:08:12 PM  

SurfaceTension: After their born what, subby?


Afterbirth
 
2022-04-20 2:10:03 PM  

edmo: The gullibles will believe anything.


Abraham Lincoln said that.
 
2022-04-20 2:15:19 PM  
It should be at least 30 days.  Then you just print off an easy RMA sticker, affix it to a buttcheek of your new/unused-condition crotchfruit and send it back to Jesus.  Though that's highly discouraged in practice because you can make way more money off the unwanted crotchfruit by selling it to the mercurochrome factory in apparently any pizza shop's basement.
 
2022-04-20 2:48:45 PM  
Their there they're now
 
2022-04-20 3:00:37 PM  
Yean, most states have a Lemon Law that is only 3 days length...
 
2022-04-20 3:03:31 PM  
We should get an opportunity to decide on abortion on their 18th birthday.

Last legal checkbox before adulthood.
 
2022-04-20 3:04:42 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SurfaceTension: After their born what, subby?

Afterbirth


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2022-04-20 3:04:43 PM  
Would have been cool though
 
2022-04-20 3:06:34 PM  
This is an outrage! 18 years after birth or bust!
 
2022-04-20 3:06:52 PM  
Which is somehow more believable than several other things these nuts have bought into. What a strange trip the US has been on.
 
2022-04-20 3:08:03 PM  
I am a supporter of abortion up until the 57th trimester.
 
2022-04-20 3:08:20 PM  
You either support parental rights or you don't. No half measures.
 
2022-04-20 3:08:38 PM  

SurfaceTension: After their born what, subby?


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*There
 
2022-04-20 3:09:02 PM  
Why would any of these groups have a problem with this?  After all we are talking about afterthe child is born, not before.  We know that a child's life only has value while it's still in the womb.
 
2022-04-20 3:09:11 PM  
Limiting it to merely a week would violate the I Brought You Into This World, I Can Take You Out Act of 1983.
 
2022-04-20 3:09:34 PM  
Dang. Would've made plane rides a little bit more enjoyable. They'd need to install a baby chute on the door or something.
 
2022-04-20 3:10:20 PM  

shpritz: You either support parental rights or you don't. No half measures.


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/shamelessly stolen
//but at this point what isn't?
///trio
 
2022-04-20 3:11:58 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: SurfaceTension: After their born what, subby?

memeguy.gif

*There


Stonks or Drincc?
 
2022-04-20 3:12:08 PM  

MurphyMurphy: We should get an opportunity to decide on abortion on their 18th birthday.

Last legal checkbox before adulthood.


Ah yes, the 68th trimester abortion. I respect your right to choose.
 
2022-04-20 3:12:34 PM  
Magat momma's want to abort about 30 years too late.
 
2022-04-20 3:13:38 PM  

SurfaceTension: After their born what, subby?


Standard English Nazi
 
2022-04-20 3:13:48 PM  
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2022-04-20 3:13:58 PM  

UltimaCS: Dang. Would've made plane rides a little bit more enjoyable. They'd need to install a baby chute on the door or something.


I still think children should be banned from public or at least flights. Or at least be able to purchase "child free" flight tickets.

/also christian free after that little easter story.
 
2022-04-20 3:14:57 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: edmo: The gullibles will believe anything.

Abraham Lincoln said that.


Nah he was just the first to tweet it.
 
2022-04-20 3:15:01 PM  
Reminds me of that time when CA said you can no longer buy a gas-powered mower, leaf blower or weed whacker, and right wing nuts all screamed that they're taking away our mowers!! Yeah, no they aren't.
 
2022-04-20 3:15:53 PM  
28 days in Maryland

A Fox News editorial from Newt Gingrich from about a week ago. I really wonder if he laughs while writing this stuff
 
2022-04-20 3:20:50 PM  
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2022-04-20 3:21:46 PM  
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2022-04-20 3:23:24 PM  
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2022-04-20 3:27:29 PM  
Duh, that was Colorado
 
2022-04-20 3:33:14 PM  
My wife's cousin fed me that story last weekend at a family dinner. I called bullshiat and asked him to provide sources. He showed me some garbage article from which I was able to find the debunk in like 2 minutes.

But, I decided to let it go. Why?
1.) He would say that my sources are BS: "It's what the media and politicians want you to hear"
2.) I didn't want to upset his mom and his grandparents. I think his dad believes this shiat though
3.) Even if I did manage to convince him this particular story was BS, he'd just move on to the next 100.

The only good thing about this asshole is that he isn't going to have children.
 
2022-04-20 3:33:39 PM  

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Came for Mrs. Cartman.

Leaving satisfied.

/oh so satisfied
 
2022-04-20 3:37:32 PM  
The /amended/ bill removed language that would have allowed it to happen.

Same as the original bill in Tennessee would have allowed marriage to children in its original form. Only after it was /amended/ did it get that language get taken out

I refuse to believe either lobbyist that wrote those bills and fed them to their purchased representative failed to understand exactly what they were putting in them.

Just cause they got caught doing incredibly shady shiat and they "fixed" the problem they created in a bill they submitted doesn't mean they should get any gold stars for good jobs.
 
2022-04-20 3:39:12 PM  
The thing about prosecutors wanting to charge the woman who's baby died in the car accident was horrifying.
 
2022-04-20 3:41:28 PM  

hershy799: My wife's cousin fed me that story last weekend at a family dinner. I called bullshiat and asked him to provide sources. He showed me some garbage article from which I was able to find the debunk in like 2 minutes.

But, I decided to let it go. Why?
1.) He would say that my sources are BS: "It's what the media and politicians want you to hear"
2.) I didn't want to upset his mom and his grandparents. I think his dad believes this shiat though
3.) Even if I did manage to convince him this particular story was BS, he'd just move on to the next 100.

The only good thing about this asshole is that he isn't going to have children.


His mom and grandparents would be more upset, not relieved, that this isn't a thing?

Flip over the table next time. Lack of opposition is why this shiat spreads.
 
2022-04-20 3:41:39 PM  
Pffft, why the baby steps.
Make it age 18 - that'll learn 'em...
 
2022-04-20 3:42:07 PM  
Abortion bad! BAD!! But school shootings are a-ok.
 
2022-04-20 3:45:28 PM  

Koodz: hershy799: My wife's cousin fed me that story last weekend at a family dinner. I called bullshiat and asked him to provide sources. He showed me some garbage article from which I was able to find the debunk in like 2 minutes.

But, I decided to let it go. Why?
1.) He would say that my sources are BS: "It's what the media and politicians want you to hear"
2.) I didn't want to upset his mom and his grandparents. I think his dad believes this shiat though
3.) Even if I did manage to convince him this particular story was BS, he'd just move on to the next 100.

The only good thing about this asshole is that he isn't going to have children.

His mom and grandparents would be more upset, not relieved, that this isn't a thing?

Flip over the table next time. Lack of opposition is why this shiat spreads.


You need to recognize further argument if pointless. You cannot reason with someone who arrived at their position without it. I have lost the ability to engage with these people professionally and personally.
 
2022-04-20 3:45:44 PM  
Abortion should be legal until the 57th trimester when the fetus turns 18
 
2022-04-20 3:46:11 PM  

Alex in Wonderland: Abortion bad! BAD!! But school shootings are a-ok.


You're getting it.
 
2022-04-20 3:46:56 PM  
Wow, my joke was already covered and is apparently the attack helicopter of abortion jokes. Guess it's time to retire that one
 
2022-04-20 3:48:00 PM  

Combustion: Yean, most states have a Lemon Law that is only 3 days length...


Should be up to 30 days for anyone born to a rapepublican.
 
2022-04-20 3:53:08 PM  

HoveringFungus: The /amended/ bill removed language that would have allowed it to happen.

Same as the original bill in Tennessee would have allowed marriage to children in its original form. Only after it was /amended/ did it get that language get taken out

I refuse to believe either lobbyist that wrote those bills and fed them to their purchased representative failed to understand exactly what they were putting in them.

Just cause they got caught doing incredibly shady shiat and they "fixed" the problem they created in a bill they submitted doesn't mean they should get any gold stars for good jobs.


You think the original bill allowed murdering babies? Really. You're that stupid.
 
2022-04-20 4:00:35 PM  

Gyrfalcon: HoveringFungus: The /amended/ bill removed language that would have allowed it to happen.

Same as the original bill in Tennessee would have allowed marriage to children in its original form. Only after it was /amended/ did it get that language get taken out

I refuse to believe either lobbyist that wrote those bills and fed them to their purchased representative failed to understand exactly what they were putting in them.

Just cause they got caught doing incredibly shady shiat and they "fixed" the problem they created in a bill they submitted doesn't mean they should get any gold stars for good jobs.

You think the original bill allowed murdering babies? Really. You're that stupid.


Yeah...

And the Tennessee bill would not have allowed child rape or whatever dumbass thing Fark and the far left was droning on about either.

Like instead of focusing on real issues (and there's a lot of them), we pull stupid easily disprovable shiat out of our ass and then get really angry about the made-up thing.

I don't understand what motivates the far left and far right to do that.  It's GOT to be exhausting being so freaking angry at (FAKE!) stuff all the goddamn time.

/Probably because actual issues take actual work to fix and both sides have 100% proven they do not want to do that.
 
2022-04-20 4:01:57 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: UltimaCS: Dang. Would've made plane rides a little bit more enjoyable. They'd need to install a baby chute on the door or something.

I still think children should be banned from public or at least flights. Or at least be able to purchase "child free" flight tickets.

/also christian free after that little easter story.


If babies on a plane annoy you in 2022 you are a moron. This isn't a new "problem", so it isn't like babies crying on a plane should surprise you. Noise canceling headphones are inexpensive.
 
2022-04-20 4:13:04 PM  

Alex in Wonderland: Abortion bad! BAD!! But school shootings are a-ok AR-15.

 
2022-04-20 4:15:03 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: This is an outrage! 18 years after birth or bust!


They'll never make it past 13......
 
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