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(National Today)   4/20 is, you guessed it, Cannabis Day. Discuss all about things related to it to your right, man   (nationaltoday.com) divider line
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2022-04-20 12:12:55 AM  
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Ready!
 
2022-04-20 12:54:02 AM  
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Unfortunately I don't have the paper.
 
2022-04-20 1:09:57 AM  
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2022-04-20 2:02:14 AM  
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2022-04-20 2:19:07 AM  
Was the "Spiffy" tag too high to get off the couch?
 
2022-04-20 3:09:05 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: Was the "Spiffy" tag too high to get off the couch?


it's been...  updated o.O
 
2022-04-20 3:37:29 AM  
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2022-04-20 5:11:26 AM  
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2022-04-20 6:07:49 AM  
I'm not as think as you high I am.

Also as they said back in the 60's, you're not really high until you trip over the pattern in the carpet.
 
2022-04-20 6:36:23 AM  

iToad: I'm not as think as you high I am.

Also as they said back in the 60's, you're not really high until you trip over the pattern in the carpet.


Does riding on light concrete at night, slamming your brakes on, and screeching to a halt at a shadow count?
 
2022-04-20 7:29:35 AM  
A perennial favorite:

Do you think that if Hitler had smoked pot, he wouldn't have been such an asshole?
 
2022-04-20 8:49:22 AM  
Today would be a great day for Biden to legalize it.
 
2022-04-20 8:59:46 AM  

xanadian: A perennial favorite:

Do you think that if Hitler had smoked pot, he wouldn't have been such an asshole?


He would have needed both the title of Lord and a boner.

/and even then....
 
2022-04-20 9:09:21 AM  

koder: xanadian: A perennial favorite:

Do you think that if Hitler had smoked pot, he wouldn't have been such an asshole?

He would have needed both the title of Lord and a boner.

/and even then....


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2022-04-20 9:14:19 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Today would be a great day for Biden to legalize it.


Can he do that by EO?  Or has a bill managed to make it thru the House and Senate already and I just missed the announcement?
 
2022-04-20 9:21:29 AM  

xanadian: AdmirableSnackbar: Today would be a great day for Biden to legalize it.

Can he do that by EO?  Or has a bill managed to make it thru the House and Senate already and I just missed the announcement?


It's debatable, in the end I think there has to be action from both Congress and the White House. But there are several steps towards legalization that he can do, including pardons, commutations, and changing enforcement policy (like DACA but for weed). There was a bill that passed the house on April 1st but there's been nothing scheduled for a vote in the Senate because they like doing nothing at all.

Ultimately it's an issue that for some reason, while it's incredibly popular, both the White House and Congress don't seem to want to take any action on their own. Both seem to be pointing at each other to do something instead of just acting themselves, like pretty much every other issue, although it's nice that a bill passed the House.
 
2022-04-20 9:29:00 AM  

xanadian: Can he do that by EO?


He can do anything he wants in an EO.  The courts have the ability to stay enforcement or ultimately overturn it, if it's found to be beyond the President's constitutional authority.
 
2022-04-20 9:29:24 AM  
The Republicans don't want you to have it. Vote accordingly
 
2022-04-20 10:11:08 AM  
The Smoke Off-Shel Silverstein
Youtube ohFHsOBuLc4
 
2022-04-20 10:59:17 AM  
I Love You Mary Jane
Youtube _C-7pzxuEwo
 
2022-04-20 11:08:59 AM  
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2022-04-20 11:11:32 AM  
4/20 is like Cinco de Mayo or St. Patty's day: amateur hour bullshiat. Professionals just get high and go about their business like any other day.
 
2022-04-20 11:19:06 AM  
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2022-04-20 11:31:03 AM  

Somacandra: koder: xanadian: A perennial favorite:

Do you think that if Hitler had smoked pot, he wouldn't have been such an asshole?

He would have needed both the title of Lord and a boner.

/and even then....

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That one will never get old.
I would love to buy the magnificent bastard who did that a beer
 
2022-04-20 11:32:05 AM  

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Didn't you use to "have allergies" and shill Apple gear or something? You vaguely look like someone who experienced 15 minutes of internet fame.
 
2022-04-20 11:44:05 AM  
So glad it's legal here.

Oh and f*ck you pot trolls.
 
2022-04-20 11:56:50 AM  
Greatest Pot Song EVER!!!

Rush-A Passage To Bangkok (Lyrics)
Youtube R4rcyspnbVE
 
2022-04-20 12:06:06 PM  
The Band of Heathens - "Green Grass of California" (Music Video)
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2022-04-20 12:37:54 PM  
Jim Stafford - Wildwood Weed
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2022-04-20 12:47:35 PM  
Brewer And Shipley - One Toke Over The Line (Rare Original Music Video Clip)
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2022-04-20 1:39:37 PM  
Beware of being the roller...when there's nothing left to roll...

The Great Smoke Off
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2022-04-20 4:25:43 PM  
I've had a yearly tradition dating back to 2007 where I roll a j (I usually never roll, find it wasteful overall) and watch Grandma's Boy. Buddies and I have always kept it up even though we're all spread out now since HS/college.

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/Happy 4/20!
 
2022-04-20 4:28:00 PM  
I smoke and eat edibles. Daily.  You wouldn't be wrong if you called me a stoner.  Got my medical card in 2015 in NM, which made recreational sales legal this month.
 
2022-04-20 4:37:47 PM  
Is it OK to watch 'Half Baked' even though Dave Chappelle's in it? Because I watch it for Snoop and Willie Nelson. And this year an extra replay of Bob Saget. #dontsleeponheadinjuries

/you know what condoms used to cost back in them days?
//how much?
///I don't know, we never used 'em
 
2022-04-20 4:47:01 PM  
You gotta have the right version for today.

One Toke Over The Line - Lawrence Welk - WTF! (1971)
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2022-04-20 4:58:25 PM  
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2022-04-20 4:59:28 PM  
The Toyes - Smoke Two Joints
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/at every 10,000 points!
 
2022-04-20 5:01:14 PM  
Fun fact:
Sesheta the Egyptian Goddess of Scribes has her own hieroglyph, a flower or star with 7 points. One of her names, Sefkhet-abwy, means She of the Seven Horns, or leaves.

Sesheta invented writing and taught it to Thoth, perhaps while he was high as a windy day.
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The mushroom shape above the leaf is the heel-shaped glyph for the number ten, on top of another ten, suggesting ten to the tenth power, or 420. The math speaks for itself.

Also, while other females have been shown holding a stylus, Sesheta is the only one depicted in the actual act of Writing.
 
2022-04-20 5:03:21 PM  
"Fridays TV Show" (1981) [Show H-02] " Nat E. Dred, The Rasta Gourmet " #2 [03 of 15]
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2022-04-20 5:03:58 PM  
There's a lot of money in "Counterculture" these days.  Don't forget your Official Authorized "Four/20" apparel!
 
2022-04-20 5:26:51 PM  
Marijuana In My Brain - Original
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2022-04-20 5:31:34 PM  
You who else celebrated 4/20?
 
2022-04-20 5:35:23 PM  
I just realized.  4/20 equals one Fifth.

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Whoa.
 
2022-04-20 5:40:27 PM  
It's All Going To Pot by Willie Nelson & Merle Haggard w Jamey Johnson
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2022-04-20 6:11:34 PM  
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Kepler-22b
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2022-04-20 6:14:43 PM  
Super Weed Brothers
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2022-04-20 6:27:53 PM  
Smoke it if you want to, but for the love of all things holy, don't talk about it.
 
2022-04-20 6:40:14 PM  
Cab Calloway - The Reefer Man (Original)
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2022-04-20 6:42:09 PM  
Fats Waller - You're A Viper (The Reefer Song)
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2022-04-20 8:00:10 PM  
Don't Bogart That Joint
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