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2022-04-19 7:10:23 PM  
A cannibal corpse is just a corpse right?

/where they just eating somebody before dying?
is that like a Turkden for other cannibals?

/ I am glad he lost weight, hopefully it was not due to a cannibal attack.
 
2022-04-19 9:27:30 PM  
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2022-04-19 9:29:32 PM  
I never heard of them.
I see they are wearing the required black shirts and with a scowl on their faces, must mean they are a bad ass metal band!
 
2022-04-19 9:29:43 PM  
You sure he wasn't just on a binge ranting about gnomes again?
 
2022-04-19 9:32:33 PM  
The Sports tab is a great spot for this.
 
2022-04-19 9:45:24 PM  
Congrats Jorge!
Seriously, good to see dude is getting in better health. He's a benefit to the world as a human being.
 
2022-04-19 9:51:39 PM  
still not better than barnes
 
2022-04-19 9:51:48 PM  

MarkTimeTire: I never heard of them.
I see they are wearing the required black shirts and with a scowl on their faces, must mean they are a bad ass metal band!


Ever see "Ace Ventura"?
 
2022-04-19 10:12:37 PM  
They are pretty much the first band that anyone anywhere cites when asked which bands were most influential in the death metal scene.
 
2022-04-19 10:15:48 PM  
Good on him.

/ I could stand to drop a few
 
2022-04-19 10:42:53 PM  

iron_city_ap: The Sports tab is a great spot for this.

that's

where I am!

I'm not dressed for it.
 
2022-04-19 10:43:45 PM  
that's where I am!

fark, you try me something chronic
 
2022-04-19 10:49:02 PM  

Lady J: that's where I am!

fark, you try me something chronic


Of you start a comment on a quoted post with italics, the Fark Al Gore Rhythm thinks it's part of the quoted post.
 
2022-04-19 10:51:51 PM  

ZMugg: Lady J: that's where I am!

fark, you try me something chronic

Of you start a comment on a quoted post with italics, the Fark Al Gore Rhythm thinks it's part of the quoted post.


yes.  it just happened.

I always forget tho
 
2022-04-19 11:45:50 PM  
And here are my fat, tattooed forearms to show how manly I am. So fear my words like pestilence and misery and ignore my love of all things Hostess and cats.


/not fat shaming, just 'metal' image shaming
 
2022-04-19 11:57:46 PM  

MarkTimeTire: I never heard of them.
I see they are wearing the required black shirts and with a scowl on their faces, must mean they are a bad ass metal band!


Whores. - I See You Are Also Wearing A Black T-Shirt
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2022-04-20 1:00:42 AM  

etoof: They are pretty much the first band that anyone anywhere cites when asked which bands were most influential in the death metal scene.


I'd say Morbid Angel before CC in the influential stakes. Death, too (even though I didn't care much for them).

/But damn, Alex Webster is a bass god.
 
2022-04-20 1:17:20 AM  

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2022-04-20 6:09:35 AM  
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2022-04-20 12:07:23 PM  
Cannibal Corpse in the sports tab? whoa
 
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