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(WREG Memphis)   You'd think woman with over 200 pounds of pot, $17,000+ cash would not run out of gas on I-55 bridge. But, here we are   (wreg.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Arkansas, Mississippi River, Tennessee, Memphis, Tennessee, Memphis Police, Arkansas State Police, pounds of marijuana, Chevrolet Suburban  
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1763 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2022 at 1:05 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-04-18 8:53:12 PM  
How the hell is 200 pounds of pot worth anything? My friend who grew the legally allowed limit of 4 bushes per person and ended up having to give away hundreds of pounds of the stuff because the yield was so ridiculously large and weed is dirt cheap.
 
2022-04-18 9:03:05 PM  
Was she afraid to stop for gas because of the smell of weed might draw all the wrong kinds of attention? Or was this just someone too stoned to consider the POS Chevy they borrowed might have a defective gas gauge?
 
2022-04-18 10:38:47 PM  
from the article
"Neighbors in the French Fort area by the museum saw police but didn't much about it."
 
2022-04-18 11:27:30 PM  
Put the pot in the gas tank. It's like spinach for Popeye. Stoners are too high to figure this out, see. But I figured it out.
 
2022-04-19 1:07:12 AM  
Did the police say if she and her 100 pounds of pot and $8,500+ cash were ok?
 
2022-04-19 1:47:41 AM  
Mom?
 
2022-04-19 1:53:00 AM  
If you are going to due something illegal with your car, you should always remember to keep the gas full.
 
2022-04-19 1:53:27 AM  
Sure it wasn't 199 7/8 lbs of weed?
 
2022-04-19 2:02:11 AM  

foo monkey: Did the police say if she and her 100 pounds of pot and $8,500+ cash were ok?


So funny.

Try correcting it to 50 pounds next.
 
2022-04-19 2:10:20 AM  

daffy: If you are going to due something illegal with your car, you should always remember to keep the gas full.


What if I'm stealing gas?
 
2022-04-19 2:27:35 AM  

Ghastly: How the hell is 200 pounds of pot worth anything? My friend who grew the legally allowed limit of 4 bushes per person and ended up having to give away hundreds of pounds of the stuff because the yield was so ridiculously large and weed is dirt cheap.


How anything illegal somewhere is worth so much there?
 
2022-04-19 2:58:03 AM  

Ghastly: How the hell is 200 pounds of pot worth anything? My friend who grew the legally allowed limit of 4 bushes per person and ended up having to give away hundreds of pounds of the stuff because the yield was so ridiculously large and weed is dirt cheap.


Your friend grew four plants and had hundreds of pounds?


Uh, sure Jan
 
2022-04-19 3:11:08 AM  
Nobody really?

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2022-04-19 3:12:57 AM  
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2022-04-19 3:14:52 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Ghastly: How the hell is 200 pounds of pot worth anything? My friend who grew the legally allowed limit of 4 bushes per person and ended up having to give away hundreds of pounds of the stuff because the yield was so ridiculously large and weed is dirt cheap.

Your friend grew four plants and had hundreds of pounds?


Uh, sure Jan


English pounds, not Imperial pounds
 
2022-04-19 3:21:13 AM  

foo monkey: Did the police say if she and her 100 pounds of pot and $8,500+ cash were ok?


I am confused, are you pro cop or anti cop?  I had a grandfather who was a cop and a dad who served in Vietnam. both are straight but I had a an uncle Steve and Aunt Mable who are gay. We are super cool and accepting not racist or anti-gay, the way the rest of the world should be.
 
2022-04-19 3:37:49 AM  

DigitalDirt: foo monkey: Did the police say if she and her 100 pounds of pot and $8,500+ cash were ok?

I am confused, are you pro cop or anti cop?  I had a grandfather who was a cop and a dad who served in Vietnam. both are straight but I had a an uncle Steve and Aunt Mable who are gay. We are super cool and accepting not racist or anti-gay, the way the rest of the world should be.


yes.
 
2022-04-19 3:46:18 AM  
That's when officers say they noticed the smell of "raw marijuana" coming from the vehicle.

Another neophyte who didn't realize they were supposed to cook their marijuana first to dampen the odor.
 
2022-04-19 4:23:27 AM  

DigitalDirt: foo monkey: Did the police say if she and her 100 pounds of pot and $8,500+ cash were ok?

I am confused, are you pro cop or anti cop?  I had a grandfather who was a cop and a dad who served in Vietnam. both are straight but I had a an uncle Steve and Aunt Mable who are gay. We are super cool and accepting not racist or anti-gay, the way the rest of the world should be.


I'm anti skub. Those pro skub nut bags are going to get us killed
 
2022-04-19 4:48:48 AM  
Wow. I guess gasoline has gotten really expensive down there.
 
2022-04-19 6:41:13 AM  

hardinparamedic: DigitalDirt: foo monkey: Did the police say if she and her 100 pounds of pot and $8,500+ cash were ok?

I am confused, are you pro cop or anti cop?  I had a grandfather who was a cop and a dad who served in Vietnam. both are straight but I had a an uncle Steve and Aunt Mable who are gay. We are super cool and accepting not racist or anti-gay, the way the rest of the world should be.

I'm anti skub. Those pro skub nut bags are going to get us killed


I'm pro skub, and you anti skub types can DIAF.
 
2022-04-19 7:22:31 AM  

DigitalDirt: Nobody really?

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But where were all of the Dalmatians?
 
2022-04-19 7:26:26 AM  
I think she didn't realize that ass, gas or grass only applies if you're a passenger.
 
2022-04-19 8:19:57 AM  

daffy: If you are going to due something illegal with your car, you should always remember to keep the gas full.


It is a problem as old as illegal drugs.

♪♫ Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail,
The test tubes and the scales,
Just get it all out of here.
Is there gas in the car?
Yes, there's gas in the car. ♪♫
 
2022-04-19 8:31:10 AM  
You know, from the outside looking in, it doesn't seem like driving a lot of marijuana should be that hard.

Do a walk around with your flashers on, make sure your headlights and brake lights work, and drive 3 over the speed limit.
 
2022-04-19 8:42:24 AM  

Ghastly: How the hell is 200 pounds of pot worth anything? My friend who grew the legally allowed limit of 4 bushes per person and ended up having to give away hundreds of pounds of the stuff because the yield was so ridiculously large and weed is dirt cheap.


Hundreds of pounds off 4 plants that average an ounce or so per grow season?
 
2022-04-19 8:43:04 AM  
2 out of 3 ain't bad.
 
2022-04-19 8:53:19 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Ghastly: How the hell is 200 pounds of pot worth anything? My friend who grew the legally allowed limit of 4 bushes per person and ended up having to give away hundreds of pounds of the stuff because the yield was so ridiculously large and weed is dirt cheap.

Your friend grew four plants and had hundreds of pounds?


Uh, sure Jan


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2022-04-19 8:57:43 AM  

Mr_Vimes: hardinparamedic: DigitalDirt: foo monkey: Did the police say if she and her 100 pounds of pot and $8,500+ cash were ok?

I am confused, are you pro cop or anti cop?  I had a grandfather who was a cop and a dad who served in Vietnam. both are straight but I had a an uncle Steve and Aunt Mable who are gay. We are super cool and accepting not racist or anti-gay, the way the rest of the world should be.

I'm anti skub. Those pro skub nut bags are going to get us killed

I'm pro skub, and you anti skub types can DIAF.


I'm a fence sitter and don't fall on either side of the skub/anti-skub debate.
 
2022-04-19 9:05:30 AM  
Forgot to fill the tank,
Because I got high.
And now my car is dank,
Because I got high.
Now I'm going to jail and I know whyyy,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la da da
 
2022-04-19 10:22:19 AM  
She only had $17,000 on her...probably couldn't afford to fill the tank.
 
2022-04-19 5:54:34 PM  
I'd hit it
 
2022-04-19 7:33:04 PM  

Steakzilla: Mr_Vimes: hardinparamedic: DigitalDirt: foo monkey: Did the police say if she and her 100 pounds of pot and $8,500+ cash were ok?

I am confused, are you pro cop or anti cop?  I had a grandfather who was a cop and a dad who served in Vietnam. both are straight but I had a an uncle Steve and Aunt Mable who are gay. We are super cool and accepting not racist or anti-gay, the way the rest of the world should be.

I'm anti skub. Those pro skub nut bags are going to get us killed

I'm pro skub, and you anti skub types can DIAF.

I'm a fence sitter and don't fall on either side of the skub/anti-skub debate.


centrist skubber!
 
2022-04-19 8:29:08 PM  

nhdjoseywales: Ghastly: How the hell is 200 pounds of pot worth anything? My friend who grew the legally allowed limit of 4 bushes per person and ended up having to give away hundreds of pounds of the stuff because the yield was so ridiculously large and weed is dirt cheap.

Hundreds of pounds off 4 plants that average an ounce or so per grow season?


I dunno man. All I know is the things looked like trees more than bushes to me.
 
2022-04-19 8:42:56 PM  

Ghastly: nhdjoseywales: Ghastly: How the hell is 200 pounds of pot worth anything? My friend who grew the legally allowed limit of 4 bushes per person and ended up having to give away hundreds of pounds of the stuff because the yield was so ridiculously large and weed is dirt cheap.

Hundreds of pounds off 4 plants that average an ounce or so per grow season?

I dunno man. All I know is the things looked like trees more than bushes to me.


if it was decent pot, thats 5400-6500 per pound here locally, dude musta been hella rich......
 
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