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(The Daily Beast)   Covid Convoy makes the same discovery Clark Griswold did when he bit into that sandwich   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2022-04-18 12:39:50 PM  
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2022-04-18 12:41:36 PM  
These morons are still driving around DC?!?!?

Don't they have jobs?  Or lives?
 
2022-04-18 12:44:54 PM  
People complaining about not having Freedom seem to have a lot of freedom
 
2022-04-18 12:57:07 PM  

OptionC: These morons are still driving around DC?!?!?

Don't they have jobs?  Or lives?


I thought they left, even the local media hasn't said a thing about them in weeks.  Must be down to the handful that still hold out hope that they money for fuel is coming annnny minute now.
 
2022-04-18 12:58:35 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: OptionC: These morons are still driving around DC?!?!?

Don't they have jobs?  Or lives?

I thought they left, even the local media hasn't said a thing about them in weeks.  Must be down to the handful that still hold out hope that they money for fuel is coming annnny minute now.


I looked at TFA and I guess they are in California now?  They're still morons.
 
2022-04-18 1:21:58 PM  

OptionC: These morons are still driving around DC?!?!?

Don't they have jobs?  Or lives?


No
 
2022-04-18 1:24:07 PM  
FTA: "Since leaving the Washington, D.C., area, the anti-COVID-19 vaccine convoy has drastically become smaller, with most losing interest after accomplishing very little besides burning fuel."

Given that there's no national vaccine mandate, no national mask mandate, no national mandates of any kind related to the disease, what exactly were they trying to accomplish in the first place?  I mean, aside from attention whoring.
 
2022-04-18 1:24:34 PM  

OptionC: These morons are still driving around DC?!?!?

Don't they have jobs?  Or lives?


As long as the vaccine mandates are in place, they will continue. Sorry to hear you hate freedom.
 
2022-04-18 1:25:46 PM  
The dogs are the smart ones.
 
2022-04-18 1:26:06 PM  

OptionC: These morons are still driving around DC?!?!?

Don't they have jobs?  Or lives?


Their life is STIGGINIT
 
2022-04-18 1:27:33 PM  

Irresponsible Homeowner: FTA: "Since leaving the Washington, D.C., area, the anti-COVID-19 vaccine convoy has drastically become smaller, with most losing interest after accomplishing very little besides burning fuel."

Given that there's no national vaccine mandate, no national mask mandate, no national mandates of any kind related to the disease, what exactly were they trying to accomplish in the first place?  I mean, aside from attention whoring.


As noted above:

Communist Middleschool Student: Their life is STIGGINIT

 
2022-04-18 1:28:17 PM  
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2022-04-18 1:29:00 PM  
Dogs piss on food to claim it as theirs, strangely enough it usually becomes theirs after the original recipient of it throws it away.
I remember watching a couple on a beach with a big cool bag of food. A group of 3 dogs were watching them carefully.
The gent went for a swim while his lady friend stayed with the bag and their towels. The moment she unzipped the bag, two of the dogs ran up to her and picked up a towel each, they ran off with them. As she chased after the towel thieves, the third dog (a Jack Russel and obviously the brains behind the operation) ran over, jumped into the top of the cool bag and pissed in it as hard as he could before running off again. The towel thieves dropped the towels and regrouped with the JR. The couple returned to a cool bag full of dog piss.....
 
2022-04-18 1:29:25 PM  
Haha!

Hahaha!

Hahahahahahahahabababa!!!

That's hilarious
 
2022-04-18 1:30:31 PM  
haven't really thought things out completely have they?
 
2022-04-18 1:30:41 PM  
I'm no rocket scientist or surgeon, but maybe put the food up above the range of where a dog can piss? Nah, keep it where it is.
 
2022-04-18 1:31:09 PM  

OptionC: These morons are still driving around DC?!?!?

Don't they have jobs? Or lives?


That's a big, fat no.

Yet they are the first to throw a massive fit over someone getting food stamps or welfare
 
2022-04-18 1:32:17 PM  
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2022-04-18 1:33:19 PM  
Jesus, what useless f*cks.
 
2022-04-18 1:33:19 PM  

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Oh no, a black person with a legally owned gun! Burn the Bill of Rights!
Oh no, a Muslim. Burn the Bill of Rights!
Oh no, a guy wants to marry another guy! Burn the Bill of Rights!

These people don't really have a lot of cognitive abilities, do they.
 
2022-04-18 1:33:28 PM  
I guess that gas isn't that expensive after all if they're still driving around in trucks. You'd think they'd have switched to bikes if gas was so expensive.
 
2022-04-18 1:34:18 PM  

Lord_Baull: gbv23: [i.imgur.com image 506x228]

Oh no, a black person with a legally owned gun! Burn the Bill of Rights!
Oh no, a Muslim. Burn the Bill of Rights!
Oh no, a guy wants to marry another guy! Burn the Bill of Rights!

These people don't really have a lot of cognitive abilities, do they.


At what point do we acknowledge it's less about the other stuff and more about Burning the Bill of Rights?
 
2022-04-18 1:34:33 PM  
Average tractor trailer cost is between $140,000 and $175,000. Good luck explaining quitting your job to the inevitable repo team.
 
2022-04-18 1:36:24 PM  

Irresponsible Homeowner: FTA: "Since leaving the Washington, D.C., area, the anti-COVID-19 vaccine convoy has drastically become smaller, with most losing interest after accomplishing very little besides burning fuel."

Given that there's no national vaccine mandate, no national mask mandate, no national mandates of any kind related to the disease, what exactly were they trying to accomplish in the first place?  I mean, aside from attention whoring.


They are protesting US border controls that require vaccine status confirmation on Canadian truckers.  That is why they are fighting for Canadians first amendment rights because Hunter Biden.  We clearly need open borders to ensure freedom.  Just not the southern border with the brown people, it's not like we have any trade agreements there.
 
2022-04-18 1:37:37 PM  

OptionC: These morons are still driving around DC?!?!?

Don't they have jobs?  Or lives?


Would you hire one of these dickheads?
 
2022-04-18 1:38:47 PM  
Why are they in CA? Gas is down a bit, but it's still over $5/gal, and diesel is even worse.
 
2022-04-18 1:44:50 PM  
I hear Paul Revere had the same problem.
 
2022-04-18 1:45:03 PM  
The dogs are ANTIFA! ( I done studeed it out.)
 
2022-04-18 1:47:19 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Why are they in CA? Gas is down a bit, but it's still over $5/gal, and diesel is even worse.


They were planning on joining Patriot Convoy in blocking the entrance to Disney World but had an unfortunate incident with autocorrect and MapQuest.
 
2022-04-18 1:48:18 PM  

shpritz: OptionC: These morons are still driving around DC?!?!?

Don't they have jobs?  Or lives?

As long as the vaccine mandates are in place, they will continue. Sorry to hear you hate freedom.


What? Sorry, I was distracted by the dog peeing on the sandwiches.
 
2022-04-18 1:54:58 PM  
"We caught male dogs peeing on it," he continued while stressing that "food has to be thrown away" that was urinated on by the canines at their makeshift camp. "We cannot have the dogs where we are keeping the food." Following Coleman's declaration, members of the convoy at the campsite were left to argue over where dogs at the camp should and shouldn't be allowed to roam.


This seems like a perfect analogy for the entire convoy.

Members of your group are being irresponsible and inconsiderate, spreading their harmful bodily fluids in critical areas that others depend on, and increasing the risk of illness in others.  Arguments ensue about where those irresponsible members can and can't go.

Sounds strangely familiar.
 
2022-04-18 1:55:21 PM  
Sounds like a bunch of A-holes that just don't wanna work to me.


Don't they know we've got a labor shortage going on?
 
2022-04-18 1:56:26 PM  
They have idled so long they are in place for the new variant

I wonder how much Q overlap there is with the convoy idiots
 
2022-04-18 2:02:49 PM  

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I thought that they wanted to roll society back to the good old days.
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2022-04-18 2:07:50 PM  

Lord_Baull: gbv23: [i.imgur.com image 506x228]

Oh no, a black person with a legally owned gun! Burn the Bill of Rights!
Oh no, a Muslim. Burn the Bill of Rights!
Oh no, a guy wants to marry another guy! Burn the Bill of Rights!

These people don't really have a lot of cognitive abilities, do they.


They're all in favor of Big Gubmint, as long as the burden falls on Someone Else.
 
2022-04-18 2:10:25 PM  
b-b-but that's Grey Wolf!

He no doubt swans around like Major _ de Coverly

/dogs showed him the pecking order
 
2022-04-18 2:11:45 PM  

kkinnison: People complaining about not having Freedom seem to have a lot of freedom


PA still has assholes who like to have those "walk as 'free' people" yard signs, I'd ask them where they can't walk freely, but I'm sure I'd never get an actual answer.
 
2022-04-18 2:12:22 PM  

Irresponsible Homeowner: anti-COVID-19 vaccine convoy has drastically become smaller,


Weren't there only about 15 or so to begin? How could that become "drastically" smaller?
 
2022-04-18 2:13:59 PM  
So they are leaning that rules and restrictions are important?
 
2022-04-18 2:17:25 PM  

Irresponsible Homeowner: FTA: "Since leaving the Washington, D.C., area, the anti-COVID-19 vaccine convoy has drastically become smaller, with most losing interest after accomplishing very little besides burning fuel."

Given that there's no national vaccine mandate, no national mask mandate, no national mandates of any kind related to the disease, what exactly were they trying to accomplish in the first place?  I mean, aside from attention whoring.


They weren't allowed to cross the border with Canada without showing proof of vaccine, or going into quarantine.

It started with a real thing.
 
2022-04-18 2:19:09 PM  
so, send more dildos?
 
2022-04-18 2:19:45 PM  

Lord_Baull: Oh no, a Muslim. Burn the Bill of Rights!


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2022-04-18 2:20:59 PM  

No1farker: So they are leaning that rules and restrictions are important?


Seriously, if this guys likes freedom so much, why is he telling these dogs where to piss?
 
2022-04-18 2:21:27 PM  

Lord_Baull: gbv23: [i.imgur.com image 506x228]

Oh no, a black person with a legally owned gun! Burn the Bill of Rights!
Oh no, a Muslim. Burn the Bill of Rights!
Oh no, a guy wants to marry another guy! Burn the Bill of Rights!

These people don't really have a lot of cognitive abilities, do they.


Oh, a rich guy who lies constantly and sez he can his fingers into any woman's pussy any time he wants?

Burn the entire Bible and every code of morality!
 
2022-04-18 2:25:20 PM  
STOP CALLING THESE JACKASSES THE PEOPLE'S CONVOY!
They aren't the convoy of anyone I know or respect.  If they're actually people, they're right on the margin of hominid.  They are not Patriots, "Real Americans", Freedom Fighters, Political Activists, or anything remotely like that.  They are a rolling racist toddler tantrum.  They are assholes on asphalt.  They deserve no attention except from local law enforcement booking them on vagrancy.
 
2022-04-18 2:27:22 PM  
The problem with tailoring your message to appeal to the worst kinds of people is that when you hold an event, the worst kinds of people show up.
 
2022-04-18 2:29:51 PM  
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2022-04-18 2:31:20 PM  

TypoFlyspray: STOP CALLING THESE JACKASSES THE PEOPLE'S CONVOY!
They aren't the convoy of anyone I know or respect.  If they're actually people, they're right on the margin of hominid.  They are not Patriots, "Real Americans", Freedom Fighters, Political Activists, or anything remotely like that.  They are a rolling racist toddler tantrum.  They are assholes on asphalt.  They deserve no attention except from local law enforcement booking them on vagrancy.


ok, ok.  "The Peoples Democratic Republic of Convoy" then.
 
2022-04-18 2:55:02 PM  
This is the feel good news story I needed today. :)
 
2022-04-18 2:55:35 PM  

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Before the Trump disaster, I would not have believed that Republicans were that stupid. Now, that looks about right for them.
 
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