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(ET Cahada)   Let's see, is it half your age plus seven? Or minus?   (etcanada.com) divider line
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3336 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 Apr 2022 at 1:43 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-04-17 10:48:15 AM  
Hoo wah!
 
2022-04-17 10:54:33 AM  
It's whatever the hell they want it to be. Keep your puritan math to yourself.
 
2022-04-17 11:02:30 AM  
Say hello to my little friend!
 
2022-04-17 11:03:23 AM  
Just when I thought I was out...she pulled me back in.
 
2022-04-17 11:03:55 AM  
It's not personal. It's strictly business.
 
2022-04-17 12:27:30 PM  
Good for her
 
2022-04-17 12:46:20 PM  

blacknite: It's whatever the hell they want it to be. Keep your puritan math to yourself.


Yep.  Once everybody involved is 21, who cares?  They're both fully consenting adults that are getting what they want out of it.  Props to both of them.  The half plus seven thing really only matters if you're wondering if you should be dating a teenager.
 
2022-04-17 12:59:01 PM  
I heard math was CRT, and in Tennessee it is void anyway.
 
2022-04-17 1:03:46 PM  
Because she's got a GREAT ASS!

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2022-04-17 1:48:37 PM  
"She mostly dates very rich older men, she was with Mick Jagger (78) for a while, and then she dated Nicholas Berggruen (60-year-old billionaire investor and philanthropist)."

In other words, she services very a specific "clientele"
 
2022-04-17 1:51:16 PM  
Once you're past 50 this really shouldn't be a concern.
 
2022-04-17 2:01:03 PM  
You guys are all so hip and modern.  Guess I should be proud of the both of them yet here I am thinking a twenty-something dating an 81-year-old man is messed up.
 
2022-04-17 2:06:13 PM  
Minus one year for every $1 million you have in the bank.
 
2022-04-17 2:20:23 PM  
"She mostly dates very rich older men"

Err... yeah, that's a prostitute.  Maybe she considers herself a 'companion' or 'courtesan' or uses some other fancy pretense, but she's there for the money or has a massive psychological issue.

As, by the way, does any man dating a woman that much younger.  If all you care about is the body, be honest and straight up hire a sex worker when you get the urge.  Thinking you're in a relationship in these situations is just pathetic.  Knowing you're not but thinking you're fooling anyone is just stupid.
 
2022-04-17 2:28:24 PM  
With the difference in their ages sex could be fatal.
Oh well, if she dies she dies.
 
2022-04-17 2:28:40 PM  
"I loved you in Carlito's Way. I was in the womb but I was listening".

Hey, I'm not judging. I probably would if I were her dad...holy shiat I'm just about old enough.
 
2022-04-17 2:46:34 PM  

Cosmic Cowboy: You guys are all so hip and modern.  Guess I should be proud of the both of them yet here I am thinking a twenty-something dating an 81-year-old man is messed up.


Go on. Explain why.

"It just seems to me" is not a valid reason.
 
2022-04-17 2:53:56 PM  
I thought prostitution was illegal.
 
2022-04-17 3:02:30 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Cosmic Cowboy: You guys are all so hip and modern.  Guess I should be proud of the both of them yet here I am thinking a twenty-something dating an 81-year-old man is messed up.

Go on. Explain why.

"It just seems to me" is not a valid reason.


Why wouldn't it be valid? Who measures these things objectively? The question is whether its messed up for the man to participate, or for the woman. Who's the problem here for the poster?
 
2022-04-17 3:03:25 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Cosmic Cowboy: You guys are all so hip and modern.  Guess I should be proud of the both of them yet here I am thinking a twenty-something dating an 81-year-old man is messed up.

Go on. Explain why.

"It just seems to me" is not a valid reason.


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Because it's gross and disgusting, grandpa.

GROSS AND DISGUSTING. FULL STOP
 
2022-04-17 3:04:48 PM  

Cosmic Cowboy: You guys are all so hip and modern.  Guess I should be proud of the both of them yet here I am thinking a twenty-something dating an 81-year-old man is messed up.


For the twenty-something it is.
 
2022-04-17 3:06:12 PM  

Bslim: ArcadianRefugee: Cosmic Cowboy: You guys are all so hip and modern.  Guess I should be proud of the both of them yet here I am thinking a twenty-something dating an 81-year-old man is messed up.

Go on. Explain why.

"It just seems to me" is not a valid reason.

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Because it's gross and disgusting, grandpa.

GROSS AND DISGUSTING. FULL STOP


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2022-04-17 3:07:29 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: With the difference in their ages sex could be fatal.
Oh well, if she dies she dies.


Viagra Kills!
 
2022-04-17 3:09:50 PM  
Two things: 1. not a girlfriend, and 2. way too young. I mean, come on, talk about robbing the cradle ...

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2022-04-17 3:15:03 PM  

Bslim: ArcadianRefugee: Cosmic Cowboy: You guys are all so hip and modern.  Guess I should be proud of the both of them yet here I am thinking a twenty-something dating an 81-year-old man is messed up.

Go on. Explain why.

"It just seems to me" is not a valid reason.

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Because it's gross and disgusting, grandpa.

GROSS AND DISGUSTING. FULL STOP


Yup that pretty much sums it up
 
2022-04-17 3:25:48 PM  
Ewwwwwww

/ And I'm an old man
// Not 81 nearly old, but still
 
2022-04-17 3:34:02 PM  

You Are All Sheep: I thought prostitution was illegal.


If you record the sex and call it porn it's legal.
 
2022-04-17 3:39:23 PM  

jaytkay: Ewwwwwww

/ And I'm an old man
// Not 81 nearly old, but still


So long as we're talking about the relationship and not the woman's appearance, 100% agree.
 
2022-04-17 3:39:36 PM  
As long as everyone involved is an adult, and no one's being coerced, who gives a rat's ass?

/and no, age difference doesn't automatically mean one side is being coerced
 
2022-04-17 3:42:23 PM  

Unsung_Hero: "She mostly dates very rich older men"

Err... yeah, that's a prostitute.  Maybe she considers herself a 'companion' or 'courtesan' or uses some other fancy pretense, but she's there for the money or has a massive psychological issue.

As, by the way, does any man dating a woman that much younger.  If all you care about is the body, be honest and straight up hire a sex worker when you get the urge.  Thinking you're in a relationship in these situations is just pathetic.  Knowing you're not but thinking you're fooling anyone is just stupid.


Ooohhhh, courtesan! Floozy's not good enough for you!
 
2022-04-17 3:47:47 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Floozy's not good enough for you!


I'll go as low as 'tart', but that's it.
 
2022-04-17 4:02:13 PM  
The first time I heard the "half your age minus seven" joke was from Bob Saget.
 
2022-04-17 4:09:19 PM  
Pacino... Hoffman... or Cohen?...

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2022-04-17 4:14:01 PM  
Good for her, still dating at her age
 
2022-04-17 4:19:47 PM  

Flappyhead: Once you're past 50 this really shouldn't be a concern.


It will be when I hit 50.

Oh you mean to complain about it.
 
2022-04-17 4:36:05 PM  
That girl is stunningly plain.   Al, my man, stroll the patreons and the onlyfans for a trophy wife with more personality.
 
2022-04-17 4:40:37 PM  

Mugato: Hey, I'm not judging. I probably would if I were her dad...


I'm not sure what you meant to say, but I'm betting it wasn't what this sounds like.
 
2022-04-17 4:43:30 PM  

EdgeRunner: Mugato: Hey, I'm not judging. I probably would if I were her dad...

I'm not sure what you meant to say, but I'm betting it wasn't what this sounds like.


I probably would JUDGE. Get your mind out of the gutter.
 
2022-04-17 4:45:39 PM  

Mugato: EdgeRunner: Mugato: Hey, I'm not judging. I probably would if I were her dad...

I'm not sure what you meant to say, but I'm betting it wasn't what this sounds like.

I probably would JUDGE. Get your mind out of the gutter.


See? I knew it wasn't what it sounded like!
 
2022-04-17 5:01:43 PM  

nocturn: That girl is stunningly plain.   Al, my man, stroll the patreons and the onlyfans for a trophy wife with more personality.


yea but she can probably suck start a prostate.
 
2022-04-17 5:06:54 PM  
You Are All Sheep:

yea but she can probably suck start a prostate

*YOINK!*
 
2022-04-17 5:21:58 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: As long as everyone involved is an adult, and no one's being coerced, who gives a rat's ass?
/and no, age difference doesn't automatically mean one side is being coerced


If they are adults with sound minds then this is another example of morality police trying to decide what you can do in your bedroom. A type of control. Only clergy approved couples is the next step.
 
2022-04-17 5:24:09 PM  
I'm over 50, and I'm getting dumber as I age, so he's gotta be closer to teenager mentality by now.

I think we had a thread earlier. There's not much need for humans to live past 80.
 
2022-04-17 5:27:43 PM  

EdgeRunner: Mugato: Hey, I'm not judging. I probably would if I were her dad...

I'm not sure what you meant to say, but I'm betting it wasn't what this sounds like.


I think he meant, "If I were her 'daddy', I would judge her performance".
 
2022-04-17 5:37:17 PM  
Life would feel empty to me to be with someone who I know wouldn't ever give me the time of day if I weren't rich, but if they both are in that relationship willingly, and without coercion or mental health issues, then I have no problem with it for them.
 
2022-04-17 5:41:56 PM  
Devil's Advocate:

Men seek wealth precisely to be able to do what Pacino is doing and she's going to have stories for the ages. Nobody loses here.
 
2022-04-17 5:42:50 PM  
Whatever. If she's fine with it, then who cares? I mean, other than the dried-up prudes on Fark?
 
2022-04-17 5:51:17 PM  
Also, I don't care what the age difference is, if a man that once attracted the adoration of Beverly D'Angelo shows me an ounce of attention I'm definitely going to peek behind the curtain and go for the ride.
 
2022-04-17 5:59:29 PM  

Unsung_Hero: If all you care about is the body, be honest and straight up hire a sex worker when you get the urge.  Thinking you're in a relationship in these situations is just pathetic.  Knowing you're not but thinking you're fooling anyone is just stupid.


I guy I knew in Las Vegas had a series of mistresses. He paid for their apartment for the duration, bought them a car that they kept and had exclusive use of their "time" two weekends a month, plus one extra day every week.  He even specified what makeup they wore on dates and bought them clothes that looked right out of 'Grease'.  Weird guy, but he earned every penny he had.
 
2022-04-17 6:14:02 PM  

Corn_Fed: Whatever. If she's fine with it, then who cares? I mean, other than the dried-up prudes on Fark?


The only "dried-up" in this situation goes by the name Pacino.

HOOOO HAAAA

HOOO HAAAA
 
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