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2022-04-17 7:03:14 AM  
No.
 
2022-04-17 8:55:11 AM  
Not your average bear.
 
2022-04-17 10:25:43 AM  
Bears repeating.
 
2022-04-17 10:27:49 AM  
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2022-04-17 10:28:33 AM  
He can't bear to be away
 
2022-04-17 10:29:13 AM  
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2022-04-17 10:29:21 AM  
I thought this was an Easter thing from the headline.

Now I'm contemplating the Easter Bear.
 
2022-04-17 10:30:00 AM  
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2022-04-17 10:34:19 AM  
Oh hai. I'm back. Anyone miss me?

The first time? Yes, because no one was shooting at you. This time? They're not gonna miss you at all.
 
2022-04-17 10:34:47 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: He can't bear to be away


Here's ur sine.
 
2022-04-17 10:35:09 AM  
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2022-04-17 10:37:10 AM  

kdawg7736: No.


Yes.
 
2022-04-17 10:38:44 AM  
"Gladly, the cross-eyed bear."

Specially for Easter.
 
2022-04-17 10:39:19 AM  

sandbar67: kdawg7736: No.

Yes.


Maybe
 
2022-04-17 10:40:53 AM  
"He had become infamous for biscuit thievery, bin-break ins and public urination."

So basically a good Saturday night? Banishment seems a bit harsh, it's unbearable to think of his possible fate. This sounds like a ready made Disney movie.
 
2022-04-17 10:41:01 AM  

andrewagill: I thought this was an Easter thing from the headline.

Now I'm contemplating the Easter Bear.


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2022-04-17 10:44:54 AM  

FormlessOne: Oh hai. I'm back. Anyone miss me?

The first time? Yes, because no one was shooting at you. This time? They're not gonna miss you at all.


You're right, they gave it a chance, now it'll be euthanized.

A fed bear is a dead bear.
 
2022-04-17 10:45:20 AM  
Fred Penner needs to update his song.

/yes he's still alive
 
2022-04-17 10:53:36 AM  

strutin: FormlessOne: Oh hai. I'm back. Anyone miss me?

The first time? Yes, because no one was shooting at you. This time? They're not gonna miss you at all.

You're right, they gave it a chance, now it'll be euthanized.

A fed bear is a dead bear.


Yep. It's what park rangers keep reminding everyone whenever people show up to national & state parks. You're not helping bears by feeding them - you're killing bears by feeding them, because bears will take when you don't give and few are in favor of mauled tourists.
 
2022-04-17 10:54:16 AM  
This bear's repeatin'?
 
2022-04-17 10:56:11 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: This bear's repeatin'?


Trouble's a bruin.
 
2022-04-17 11:02:05 AM  

FormlessOne: Harry Freakstorm: This bear's repeatin'?

Trouble's a bruin.


Where there's a will, ursa way.
 
2022-04-17 11:02:11 AM  

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I'm so excited. I'm going to a screening with Greg Sestero very soon.
 
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2022-04-17 11:03:08 AM  
"Juan made the impawsible trip over 18 days."

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2022-04-17 11:03:18 AM  

FormlessOne: strutin: FormlessOne: Oh hai. I'm back. Anyone miss me?

The first time? Yes, because no one was shooting at you. This time? They're not gonna miss you at all.

You're right, they gave it a chance, now it'll be euthanized.

A fed bear is a dead bear.

Yep. It's what park rangers keep reminding everyone whenever people show up to national & state parks. You're not helping bears by feeding them - you're killing bears by feeding them, because bears will take when you don't give and few are in favor of mauled tourists.


Or, alternatively, we could euthanize or relocate all the exotic, destructive African apes that have invaded his territory.
Or maybe just learn to live with creatures whose land we are living on.
If a human occasionally gets killed - we are grossly overpopulated, and the most expendable animal on the planet.
A human getting killed is the opposite of a tragedy.
 
2022-04-17 11:05:35 AM  

jso2897: FormlessOne: strutin: FormlessOne: Oh hai. I'm back. Anyone miss me?

The first time? Yes, because no one was shooting at you. This time? They're not gonna miss you at all.

You're right, they gave it a chance, now it'll be euthanized.

A fed bear is a dead bear.

Yep. It's what park rangers keep reminding everyone whenever people show up to national & state parks. You're not helping bears by feeding them - you're killing bears by feeding them, because bears will take when you don't give and few are in favor of mauled tourists.

Or, alternatively, we could euthanize or relocate all the exotic, destructive African apes that have invaded his territory.
Or maybe just learn to live with creatures whose land we are living on.
If a human occasionally gets killed - we are grossly overpopulated, and the most expendable animal on the planet.
A human getting killed is the opposite of a tragedy.


Fair enough, but that's not really how people respond to wild animals. So be sure to leave in your will that if you're mauled to death, the bear can have your stuff.
 
2022-04-17 11:10:56 AM  
<Town deports bear 100 miles away>

Bear:
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2022-04-17 11:24:38 AM  
They need a bear whisperer named Juan. Because it takes Juan to know Juan.
 
2022-04-17 11:28:21 AM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: jso2897: FormlessOne: strutin: FormlessOne: Oh hai. I'm back. Anyone miss me?

The first time? Yes, because no one was shooting at you. This time? They're not gonna miss you at all.

You're right, they gave it a chance, now it'll be euthanized.

A fed bear is a dead bear.

Yep. It's what park rangers keep reminding everyone whenever people show up to national & state parks. You're not helping bears by feeding them - you're killing bears by feeding them, because bears will take when you don't give and few are in favor of mauled tourists.

Or, alternatively, we could euthanize or relocate all the exotic, destructive African apes that have invaded his territory.
Or maybe just learn to live with creatures whose land we are living on.
If a human occasionally gets killed - we are grossly overpopulated, and the most expendable animal on the planet.
A human getting killed is the opposite of a tragedy.

Fair enough, but that's not really how people respond to wild animals. So be sure to leave in your will that if you're mauled to death, the bear can have your stuff.


O, I don't disagree. Just reminding all that there is an objective perspective, and that it isn't ours - and that what we think is best for us is not always what's best for the world - or even us, in the long run.
Not trying to get anybody to an hero, Bro - relax.
 
2022-04-17 11:32:25 AM  
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"Book 'em, Lou. One count of bein' a bear."
 
2022-04-17 11:58:26 AM  
He couldn't bear the idea of staying away.
 
2022-04-17 12:00:34 PM  

strutin: FormlessOne: Oh hai. I'm back. Anyone miss me?

The first time? Yes, because no one was shooting at you. This time? They're not gonna miss you at all.

You're right, they gave it a chance, now it'll be euthanized.

A fed bear is a dead bear.


Doubtful.  For one, it's critically endangered with extremely few known individuals.  Two, this type of bear apparently has no known instances of aggression towards humans except when defending cubs.
 
2022-04-17 12:01:08 PM  
Happens all the time around here. They just keep moving the bears farther and father away.
Bears navigate really well.
 
2022-04-17 12:17:42 PM  
Mandela Effect strikes again: I always thought his name was Juan Quorrito.

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2022-04-17 12:36:17 PM  

FormlessOne: strutin: FormlessOne: Oh hai. I'm back. Anyone miss me?

The first time? Yes, because no one was shooting at you. This time? They're not gonna miss you at all.

You're right, they gave it a chance, now it'll be euthanized.

A fed bear is a dead bear.

Yep. It's what park rangers keep reminding everyone whenever people show up to national & state parks. You're not helping bears by feeding them - you're killing bears by feeding them, because bears will take when you don't give and few are in favor of mauled tourists.


Marsican brown bears are not your American tourist bears. They are critically endangered. It's believed there's about 50 of them left in the world.

Youth in Asia is probably not this bear's destination.
 
2022-04-17 12:43:59 PM  

FormlessOne: Yep. It's what park rangers keep reminding everyone whenever people show up to national & state parks. You're not helping bears by feeding them - you're killing bears by feeding them, because bears will take when you don't give and few are in favor of mauled tourists.


[citation needed]
 
2022-04-17 12:53:47 PM  
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Read the bear's voice with an Italian accent.
 
2022-04-17 12:54:36 PM  
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2022-04-17 12:57:31 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: FormlessOne: Yep. It's what park rangers keep reminding everyone whenever people show up to national & state parks. You're not helping bears by feeding them - you're killing bears by feeding them, because bears will take when you don't give and few are in favor of mauled tourists.

[citation needed]


I was gonna post a rebuttal... then I realized what you were saying, and, yeah, I can't disagree, really.
 
2022-04-17 1:15:09 PM  
Bears in Italy?

Must be from Poland. I thought they were extinct in the West, except in the Pyranees.

It looks different from our black bears.
 
2022-04-17 1:16:28 PM  

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Bears are like the Russians. You think they have gone or are quieted down then they turn up ravenous.
 
2022-04-17 1:28:36 PM  
As others have eluded to, I'm pretty sure they just euthanize bears that boldly come into town around these parts. This guy is lucky to have been relocated but long term prospects don't sound good for him.
 
2022-04-17 2:05:04 PM  
The cheeky bear made his near im-paw-sibble journey over the course of 18 days

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2022-04-17 2:18:37 PM  
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Ranger Smith is not going to be happy
 
2022-04-17 7:27:37 PM  

farkitallletitend: They need a bear whisperer named Juan. Because it takes Juan to know Juan.


Gotta remember to stop by Jamaica, gotta pick up Jamal. 'Cause once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
 
2022-04-17 7:41:57 PM  
Meanwhile in BC, bears have a cagematch, wildlife experts advise caution

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6422159
 
2022-04-17 11:50:53 PM  

jso2897: A human getting killed is the opposite of a tragedy.


OK, you first. The bear can live in YOUR house.  Seems a little more complicated now, doesn't it?

It does seem that this bear has learned he gets the good food by hanging out with humans and intellectual stimulation by playing with their dogs, enough so he's willing to walk 100 miles to get back to it. I don't see how this ends well for the bear. He's learned all the wrong lessons.

Humans do this, too. Some humans learn from an early age they can take whatever they want with violence and then eventually we decide they need to be removed from society. We don't have prisons for bears, but maybe they have a nature preserve far enough away for this guy that he can't find his way back.
 
2022-04-18 12:52:45 AM  

Lsherm: We don't have prisons for bears


Um...
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2022-04-18 11:14:16 AM  
Bears...
They all look the same.

/eyeroll
//more eyeroll
///third eyeroll
I'm ded. DNRTFA
 
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