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(Metro)   Man tells cops his neighbor is a pedophile, but the truth hit closer to home   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Ironic, Abuse, Human sexual behavior, Sexual intercourse, Bullying, Psychological trauma, Darren Higham, Child abuse, Prison  
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2022-04-15 1:41:39 PM  
Don't fark children in glass houses, or something like that.
 
2022-04-15 1:57:31 PM  
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2022-04-15 2:21:03 PM  

aleister_greynight: Don't fark children in glass houses, or something like that.


Only consenting adults on glass coffee tables.
 
2022-04-15 2:25:48 PM  
Was he a republican?  This seems to be their M.O.
 
2022-04-15 2:27:38 PM  
Not just any pedo, but a British paedo.
 
2022-04-15 2:29:22 PM  
Castrate him.
 
2022-04-15 2:30:41 PM  

BitwiseShift: Not just any pedo, but a British paedo.


So when he came he exclaimed, "Cheerio!"
 
2022-04-15 2:32:16 PM  
Takes one to know one.
 
2022-04-15 2:33:04 PM  
Higham wrote in a letter to the court: 'There are no words to say how much devastation and remorse I feel.
'I stand before you with acceptance of any punishment that you deem fit.'


How about a few unsupervised hours with the girl's father? How's that sound to ya, Mr. Devestation and Remorse?
 
2022-04-15 2:34:08 PM  
The rare adult case of "takes one to know one"?
 
2022-04-15 2:36:11 PM  
A 'Sexual Harm Prevention Order' that is good for ten years. What. The. Actual. F**k? Like what, at year ten plus one day, go ahead and have at it?
 
2022-04-15 2:36:53 PM  
He was worried about the competition.
 
2022-04-15 2:38:25 PM  

serfdood: Was he a republican?  This seems to be their M.O.


He's British.

The spelling of "paedophile" in the article should have been the first clue.

That makes him a Conservative.
 
2022-04-15 2:38:33 PM  

JRoo: Only consenting adults on glass coffee tables.


Been watching Pornhub have we?
 
2022-04-15 2:39:02 PM  

MythDragon: Takes one to know one.


Yeah, I thought for sure it would be the cops that were busted.
 
2022-04-15 2:40:08 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: A 'Sexual Harm Prevention Order' that is good for ten years. What. The. Actual. F**k? Like what, at year ten plus one day, go ahead and have at it?


Correct.  He's not allowed to molest girls under the age of 10 now.  Laws in the UK are very compartmentalized.
 
2022-04-15 2:41:14 PM  

BitwiseShift: Not just any pedo, but a British paedo.


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2022-04-15 2:41:23 PM  
Like Republicans pretending to have morals when they're just guarding the henhouse.  Marriage is only between a man, a woman, and his two mistresses.
 
2022-04-15 2:41:30 PM  
Shoc- nope, not that. The other one.
 
2022-04-15 2:44:20 PM  
I complain about all of the poor, socially awkward guys with huge penises and spends too much time on Fark, who live in my neighborhood.
 
2022-04-15 2:47:40 PM  

JRoo: aleister_greynight: Don't fark children in glass houses, or something like that.

Only consenting adults on glass coffee tables.


Uncle Roy?
 
2022-04-15 2:55:02 PM  

BitwiseShift: Not just any pedo, but a British paedo.


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2022-04-15 2:58:29 PM  
Search the sex offender database and you'll find at least one convicted pedo in your neighborhood. More than likely 20 or more within a 5 mile radius.
 
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2022-04-15 3:02:24 PM  
Ah the standard right-wing defence.
 
2022-04-15 3:04:21 PM  
Pedoguy intensifies 
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2022-04-15 3:11:21 PM  
Apologies to Sesame Street.

Who are the pedos in your neighbourhood?
They're the people who you meet when you're walking down the street
They're the people that you meet each day!

Or it could be you.
 
2022-04-15 3:21:01 PM  
Every accusation is a confession
 
2022-04-15 3:23:28 PM  
Sorry subby, he didn't tell the cops that his neighbor wad a pedophile, he just complained that a known pedophile was moving in.

/Who needs the competition amortize?
//Why yes I will take a seat over there
 
2022-04-15 3:27:12 PM  
He who smelt it, dealt it.
 
2022-04-15 3:48:52 PM  
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2022-04-15 3:53:58 PM  
Maybe he thought he was looking out a window but was really looking into a mirror?

reminds me of a Michael Jackson song, but which one?
 
2022-04-15 3:57:46 PM  

BitwiseShift: Not just any pedo, but a British paedo.


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2022-04-15 4:05:57 PM  

Thosw: JRoo: aleister_greynight: Don't fark children in glass houses, or something like that.

Only consenting adults on glass coffee tables.

Uncle Roy?


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"HE'S BACK!  HE'S BACK!"
 
2022-04-15 4:08:54 PM  
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2022-04-15 4:19:25 PM  

EvaDewer: Higham wrote in a letter to the court: 'There are no words to say how much devastation and remorse I feel.
'I stand before you with acceptance of any punishment that you deem fit.'

How about a few unsupervised hours with the girl's father? How's that sound to ya, Mr. Devestation and Remorse?


Hasn't the girl suffered enough? Oh wait you meant...oh. OK.
 
2022-04-15 4:31:31 PM  
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2022-04-15 4:45:28 PM  
"Accuse others of which you are guilty yourself."

~ to paraphrase Lee Atwater

~ or maybe he said that verbatim

~3Horn
 
2022-04-15 4:59:19 PM  

rjakobi: Thosw: JRoo: aleister_greynight: Don't fark children in glass houses, or something like that.

Only consenting adults on glass coffee tables.

Uncle Roy?

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"HE'S BACK!  HE'S BACK!"


I was thinking this Uncle Roy, but as a former supporter of the Dysfunctional Family Circus, I'll allow it.
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2022-04-15 5:02:03 PM  

farkitallletitend: Search the sex offender database and you'll find at least one convicted pedo in your neighborhood. More than likely 20 or more within a 5 mile radius.


I wouldn't call a 5 mile radius my neighborhood but correct. This is one of the only reasons to live in an HOA. But obviously that only applies to pedos who are caught and on the registry.
 
2022-04-15 5:12:54 PM  

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Caught sayof?
 
2022-04-15 5:50:32 PM  
JRoo:

Even then
 
2022-04-15 5:52:48 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Castrate him.


How cute that you think that will do any good.
 
2022-04-15 6:01:45 PM  
ace in your face:

lol, I live in low income development, there's a HOA development down the street.


Guess where the pins are in my local registry.

Something about with people with little or nothing to lose can make sure certain types don't return vs those who have too much to lose
 
2022-04-15 6:03:49 PM  
Ed Grubermann:

Scarification on face and branding on forehead.

Wreck their appearance, and announce what they are real personal like.

So everytime they look in the mirror.
 
2022-04-15 6:44:51 PM  

serfdood: Was he a republican?  This seems to be their M.O.


I think in the UK they're called Brexiters.
 
2022-04-15 7:00:03 PM  

AuralArgument: Ed Grubermann:

Scarification on face and branding on forehead.

Wreck their appearance, and announce what they are real personal like.

So everytime they look in the mirror.


Scarlet letter is such a horrible thing.

Perfect for a pedo.
 
2022-04-15 7:55:02 PM  

farkitallletitend: Search the sex offender database and you'll find at least one convicted pedo in your neighborhood. More than likely 20 or more within a 5 mile radius.


Oh well that's good, the internet pop ups say there are many bored and lonely housewifes and horny 18 year olds near me too. Maybe we could come to some arrangement, get the pedophiles cured or at least put them on towards those over age.
 
2022-04-16 1:02:42 AM  
This is a man who regulary takes rides in the dryer.

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2022-04-16 1:34:51 AM  

AuralArgument: ace in your face:

lol, I live in low income development, there's a HOA development down the street.


Guess where the pins are in my local registry.

Something about with people with little or nothing to lose can make sure certain types don't return vs those who have too much to lose


Not every HOA bans pedos or other criminals but some do. Mine does. Your mileage may vary.
 
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