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(WNBC)   Police arrest 42 at weekend house party. In other news, Monday morning found very light attendance at the Joseph Kushner Hebrew Academy   ( divider line
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2004-11-22 12:54:22 PM  

2004-11-22 1:05:07 PM  
I bet all the joints at the party were circumcised.
2004-11-22 1:18:42 PM  
There's no possible punishment that the cops can give to those kids that will surpass their mothers' guilt trips.
2004-11-22 1:20:34 PM  
2004-11-22 1:29:39 PM  
Ishmael, yoor father and I arrre vewy disappointed in you. Arrre you twying to give us a heart attack? Oy vey, there is noooo way you were spawned from my loins.

/can't effectively type a Jewish mother's accent while giving a guilt trip.
2004-11-22 1:34:10 PM  
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2004-11-22 8:03:48 PM  
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First thing I thought of.
2004-11-22 8:03:53 PM  
Weekend at Bernie's?
2004-11-22 8:04:24 PM  
Meanwhile, actual criminals continue to commit violent crimes.
2004-11-22 8:04:32 PM  
Great headline.
2004-11-22 8:05:15 PM  
Headline freaked me out: I went to the funeral for a guy with the same name as the academy.
2004-11-22 8:05:18 PM  
Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manishevitz
Goin' out to terrorize Goyem
Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas
As long as we're home by Saturday mornin
Cause hey, we're the Brews
Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the boys
Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois

Orthopedic, Dr. Martins good for
Waffle making, kickin' through the shin
Reputation, gained through intimidation
Pacifism no longer tradition

Cause hey we're the Brews
Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the Brews
The fairfax ghetto boys skinhead Hebrews

We got the might, psycho mashuganas
We can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones
Chutspah, we battle then we feast
We celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from our meat

We're the Brews
Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the boys
Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois
2004-11-22 8:05:23 PM  
Yentas gone wild.
2004-11-22 8:06:35 PM  
Hehe, for some reason I just thought of those two Jewish girls in "Go", doubling up on a guy, smoking weed and setting their hotel room on fire.
2004-11-22 8:06:47 PM  
Hmm... I wonder if any of those 10,000 lighting-struck chickens were "dinner guests."
2004-11-22 8:06:54 PM  
Everytime I hear an overpaid suburbanite talk about how perfect their dumbshiat honor student is I want to light things on fire, namely them. "Oh no, not my little Angel, honey, call our lawyer, whaaaaa! whaaa!".
2004-11-22 8:07:16 PM  
Jebus Kribst... This makes news?

Surprise surprise, a kids parents go out of town and he has a party with beer and pot! Wow, I've been to those parties like, every weekend since I was 14. Many of them were broken up by the police but not once have I made headlines!
2004-11-22 8:07:39 PM  
We're going to party like it is 6999.
2004-11-22 8:10:34 PM  
The kid who threw this party is a moron. You have to make it clear that you are the only one to answer the door and if the cops do come you must go outside alone an close the door behind you. Also, music kills a party the quickest when it comes to the cops.
2004-11-22 8:12:00 PM  
I'll bet that was one party wracked with a heavy amount of guilt...BEFORE they got busted.
2004-11-22 8:15:18 PM  
See kids, that's what happens when you keep asking your marijuana dealer for a discount!
2004-11-22 8:15:25 PM  
I sounds like a very risky business.
2004-11-22 8:15:27 PM  
*sniff sniff*

do i smell some anti-semitism?
2004-11-22 8:17:09 PM  
They had the Manischewitz bong out. Oy!
2004-11-22 8:17:28 PM  
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I am so disappointed in you.
2004-11-22 8:17:58 PM  
How do you serve alcohol to're..........a.............minor .........
2004-11-22 8:19:09 PM  

you buy alcohol, invite people to your house and let them drink it when they get there?
2004-11-22 8:19:53 PM  
How's this tie into the nature of the universe?

/Well, the question has to be something, right?
2004-11-22 8:20:52 PM  
i know people who go to this high school...classic.
2004-11-22 8:22:12 PM  
Get it now. Just in at Moisha's Marijuana Emporium. We have 42 clients who say our kosher reefer kicks azz. Just go to Joseph Kushner Hebrew academy and ask around.

/teh, I tried
2004-11-22 8:23:50 PM  
That's my town biatches, representin'
2004-11-22 8:25:07 PM  
Those were the days.
2004-11-22 8:25:26 PM  
It's not anti-semitism to make a simple ethnic joke.

The Jews do it all the time.
2004-11-22 8:25:34 PM  
Cops in Livingston were complete tools. I delivered pizza there during college, and not a night would go by without something going on.

Its all good though, cuz the kids from that town were mainly tools too.
2004-11-22 8:26:53 PM  
What do Blacks, Rednecks, Hispanics, and Jews have in common?

-They all like smoking the Reefer
2004-11-22 8:26:56 PM  
So, does that mean the Question is now "How many teens got arrested at a house party in Livingston?"

/brought her towel
2004-11-22 8:28:19 PM  
Mazel Tov!
2004-11-22 8:29:20 PM  
TheRising:'re..........a.............minor .........

A minor is someone under the age of 18, regardless of ability to purchase alcohol. Underage is someone below 21, so the article is correct.
2004-11-22 8:30:08 PM  
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2004-11-22 8:40:11 PM  
HOLY shiat!
Thats my farkin town! Im in college now, but, im goin home tomorrow. I cannot wait to ask my sister, who is a senior in high school, what the fark happened!
Finally, something cool happened in my town!
2004-11-22 8:41:04 PM  

Ask your sister how much the little bastards charged for a cover?
2004-11-22 8:43:03 PM  
How is this news? Last year, they busted a UofA party over at some appartment complex, and arrested ~127 people.

The cops over here are constantly busting, and arresting college students.
2004-11-22 8:44:11 PM  
wow, good thing they got those horrible kids arrested. that scum had the nerve to drink and smoke marijuana.

im glad the USA police arrested what officers in any other 1st world country would ignore and tell them to have a good time.
2004-11-22 8:44:30 PM  
The kid who threw this party is a moron.

I think you meant moran.
2004-11-22 8:45:42 PM  
pman555: Schyaa. I'm a senior at LHS. Maybe I know your sister. Then again, maybe I don't. Who is it?

LineNoise: Some of the kids have changed. Some are still tools. Those who are tools think that life ends if they don't get into f*cking Cornell. Goddamn this town.
2004-11-22 8:47:04 PM  
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Is that a joint in the top right part of the school crest? Well, probably it's a scroll, but it might be a joint. It's kind of hard to tell, what with the lo res
2004-11-22 8:57:32 PM  
higuy48: yeah, you know her. her name is alex. my name is perry. figure it out.

coachwdb: she doesnt know if they charged a cover.

To everyone: Yes, livingston has a high population of jews, in fact, i am one myself. But, not everyone acts like a stereotypical jew.

Thats all.

/start making fun of
2004-11-22 9:11:16 PM  
pman555: not everyone acts like a stereotypical jew.

What is a stereotypical Jew?
2004-11-22 9:15:37 PM  
pman555Because you're Jewish......or that your name is Perry?

I keed, I keed.
2004-11-22 9:18:25 PM  
tommyjefferson: oh ya, snobby, rich. Stuff like that. But keep in mind that i said, not EVERYONE acts like that. There are definately some tools.
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