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2022-04-14 3:45:24 AM  
Well, that's it. I'm never getting another vaccine again.
 
2022-04-14 3:52:27 AM  
Hey, this one obvious black swan occurred, so now expect it to happen again.
 
2022-04-14 3:55:13 AM  
I'm tempted to remind Bill that the last one was more than 100 years ago, but he's not wrong about a lot of the things he's saying.
 
2022-04-14 4:02:57 AM  

phishrace: I'm tempted to remind Bill that the last one was more than 100 years ago, but he's not wrong about a lot of the things he's saying.


Increasing globalization and population make it far, far more likely to happen again sooner. It will keep happening more often.

It's simple statistics.
 
2022-04-14 4:07:11 AM  

wildcardjack: Hey, this one obvious black swan occurred, so now expect it to happen again.


History says it will.  The only question is when.  It's better to be prepared than just assume it's going to be another 100 years before the next major pandemic and get caught with our pants down.
 
2022-04-14 4:07:28 AM  
Still waiting for the chips I was promised when I got the vaccine and boosters.

Still waiting.

STILL WAITING, BILL.

WHERE THE fark ARE MY LPC1850s?
 
2022-04-14 4:13:51 AM  

Neondistraction: wildcardjack: Hey, this one obvious black swan occurred, so now expect it to happen again.

History says it will.  The only question is when.  It's better to be prepared than just assume it's going to be another 100 years before the next major pandemic and get caught with our pants down.


 But then everyone acts surprised. We were joking about a really bad cold going around in January 2020. If it was more than a meme I could have racked up Congressional levels of shorting.
 
2022-04-14 4:21:26 AM  
He wants the next vaccine to be done in half the time this one was, without knowing what the next variant will be and, more especially, what the next disease will be. We still haven't found a cure for HIV, and the current vaccines for COVID have an effective life span of several months.

He sounds like the kind of shiatty manager who doesn't listen to his workers on development time not sets realistic expectations. I guess that explains Windows  Vista and Windows Phone.
 
2022-04-14 4:32:45 AM  

phishrace: I'm tempted to remind Bill that the last one was more than 100 years ago, but he's not wrong about a lot of the things he's saying.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong_flu
 
2022-04-14 4:40:38 AM  

phishrace: I'm tempted to remind Bill that the last one was more than 100 years ago, but he's not wrong about a lot of the things he's saying.


You are missing a fair bit of 20th century history.
 
2022-04-14 4:50:00 AM  

misanthropicsob: He wants the next vaccine to be done in half the time this one was, without knowing what the next variant will be and, more especially, what the next disease will be. We still haven't found a cure for HIV, and the current vaccines for COVID have an effective life span of several months.

He sounds like the kind of shiatty manager who doesn't listen to his workers on development time not sets realistic expectations. I guess that explains Windows  Vista and Windows Phone.


About that...

...vaccines were already in human tests just before COVID hit.

\the more you know!
 
2022-04-14 5:08:46 AM  
You laugh, but a computer virus and an organic virus aren't that different in how they operate, and he definitely knows how computer viruses work.
 
2022-04-14 5:11:37 AM  

Man On Pink Corner: Still waiting for the chips I was promised when I got the vaccine and boosters.

Still waiting.

STILL WAITING, BILL.

WHERE THE fark ARE MY LPC1850s?


I got mine. Hey say what you want about the 5G vaccine chips manufactured by Gates, Soros and the Illuminati but I get 5 bars now no matter where I'm at.
 
2022-04-14 5:15:50 AM  
Oh God, the comments. Humanity is definitely farked.
 
2022-04-14 5:17:43 AM  

misanthropicsob: He wants the next vaccine to be done in half the time this one was, without knowing what the next variant will be and, more especially, what the next disease will be. We still haven't found a cure for HIV, and the current vaccines for COVID have an effective life span of several months.

He sounds like the kind of shiatty manager who doesn't listen to his workers on development time not sets realistic expectations. I guess that explains Windows  Vista and Windows Phone.


Vaccines have been available for some people for a year and a half. He wants them available for everyone quicker next time.
 
Azz
2022-04-14 5:27:46 AM  
Why doesn't bill stick to computers? He's not a medical person.

As if you'd believe a "medical person" John you crusty gym sock of a person
 
2022-04-14 5:38:01 AM  

Azz: Why doesn't bill stick to computers? He's not a medical person.

As if you'd believe a "medical person" John you crusty gym sock of a person


But a washed-up D list comedian and second rate sports announcer said he's wrong so I'm really on the fence about this now.
 
2022-04-14 5:54:26 AM  
That's like saying a volcano is going to erupt. Of course it will happen the question is always the same too...when?
 
2022-04-14 6:36:51 AM  
Ask him to tip over 15% next time he hits on a chevys waitress in reno during a bridge (the ghoul loves bridge) tournament.

You speak, yet divorce
Wwjd
 
2022-04-14 6:47:45 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: Azz: Why doesn't bill stick to computers? He's not a medical person.

As if you'd believe a "medical person" John you crusty gym sock of a person

But a washed-up D list comedian and second rate sports announcer said he's wrong so I'm really on the fence about this now.


You minimize the importance of losers like that, but did you ever think that without losers we'd never have winners?

Study it out.
 
2022-04-14 6:52:40 AM  

Gustopia: phishrace: I'm tempted to remind Bill that the last one was more than 100 years ago, but he's not wrong about a lot of the things he's saying.

Increasing globalization and population make it far, far more likely to happen again sooner. It will keep happening more often.

It's simple statistics.


More specifically China. Their lack of sanitation, massive population and their huge amount of exporting means every wonderful new plague that develops there gets shipped around the world quickly.
 
2022-04-14 7:34:01 AM  
I got a discount vaccine, it didn't have the 5G chip, instead it had a 555 timer that resets every few seconds.
I got a discount vaccine, it didn't have the 5G chip, instead it had a 555 timer that resets every few seconds.
I got a discount vaccine, it didn't have the 5G chip, instead it had a 555 timer that resets every few seconds.
I got a discount vaccine, it didn't have the 5G chip, instead it had a 555 timer that resets every few seconds.
I got a discount vaccine, it didn't have the 5G chip, instead it had a 555 timer that resets every few seconds.
I got a discount vaccine, it didn't have the 5G chip, instead it had a 555 timer that resets every few seconds.
I got a discount vaccine, it didn't have the 5G chip, instead it had a 555 timer that resets every few seconds.
I got a discount vaccine, it didn't have the 5G chip, instead it had a 555 timer that resets every few seconds.
I got a discount vaccine, it didn't have the 5G chip, instead it had a 555 timer that resets every few seconds.
 
2022-04-14 8:02:25 AM  
I wonder if that's what Bill shouts when he's about to climax...

'oh!! oh!! oh!!! another pandemic... is... coming!!!!! uh uh uh ahhhh. I'm done.'
 
2022-04-14 8:31:38 AM  
This is horrifying. Even versions tend to be much much worse than odd ones. Bill Gates has always been consistent about that.
 
2022-04-14 9:04:53 AM  

Azz: Why doesn't bill stick to computers? He's not a medical person.

As if you'd believe a "medical person" John you crusty gym sock of a person


He's also not  a "computer person" anymore. His current job is head of an international organization dedicated to health care and poverty reduction. How dense you have to be not to realize someone changed jobs? I guess anti-vaxxer level of dense.
 
2022-04-14 9:09:51 AM  
That's because this LAST virus, didn't kill off enough people, like the globalist/over population crowd
wanted.
 
2022-04-14 9:31:46 AM  
Rage Against the Thorazine:  

I got mine. Hey say what you want about the 5G vaccine chips manufactured by Gates, Soros and the Illuminati but I get 5 bars now no matter where I'm at.


Yeah, me too and the tracking chip is working great! The wonders of technology being able to get that into my arm.

I can now simply open google maps and see everywhere I have been. Microsoft and Google along with Dr Fauci gets a big thumbs up from me.
 
2022-04-14 9:40:55 AM  

Gustopia: phishrace: I'm tempted to remind Bill that the last one was more than 100 years ago, but he's not wrong about a lot of the things he's saying.

Increasing globalization and population make it far, far more likely to happen again sooner. It will keep happening more often.

It's simple statistics.


And tack on now we know a large segment of the population will purposefully do whatever they can to ensure it spreads.
 
2022-04-14 9:48:37 AM  

phishrace: I'm tempted to remind Bill that the last one was more than 100 years ago, but he's not wrong about a lot of the things he's saying.


There was one raging during during Woodstock and it was from China too. I mean, till China improves their food handling I bet it will just keep happening faster and faster as their cities get bigger and less rural.
 
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