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(Some Baller)   Former NBA player Spencer Haywood admits to giving himself a circumcision as a kid. Subby's hurt so bad he couldn't walk for a whole year   (clutchpoints.com) divider line
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2022-04-13 12:29:41 PM  
I couldn't even imagine doing that to myself. It wouldn't be very sanitary.
 
2022-04-13 12:40:10 PM  
I've had to assist doing circumcisions when I was younger. I couldn't imagine doing it to yourself. I asked the doctor during my first one: "Do we numb anything up?" He answered "No it's a baby. They just won't remember it." And boy could they SCREAM when we did the cutting and stripping.
 
2022-04-13 12:42:33 PM  
Difficulty: with his teeth
 
2022-04-13 12:43:01 PM  
I had mine done when I was 18. I was out of commission for 3+ weeks afterwards. Not exactly the most pleasant of experiences.
 
2022-04-13 12:52:06 PM  

Combustion: I've had to assist doing circumcisions when I was younger. I couldn't imagine doing it to yourself. I asked the doctor during my first one: "Do we numb anything up?" He answered "No it's a baby. They just won't remember it." And boy could they SCREAM when we did the cutting and stripping.


Both times i've witnessed, they did local anesthesia
 
2022-04-13 12:52:23 PM  
He probably lost 5lbs that day.
 
2022-04-13 12:57:30 PM  

deanis: Combustion: I've had to assist doing circumcisions when I was younger. I couldn't imagine doing it to yourself. I asked the doctor during my first one: "Do we numb anything up?" He answered "No it's a baby. They just won't remember it." And boy could they SCREAM when we did the cutting and stripping.

Both times i've witnessed, they did local anesthesia


The doctor told me that anesthesia in that area could cause permanent damage to the nerves (as if what we were doing wasn't damage...)

I don't know, all I know is I don't want any part of them anymore.
 
2022-04-13 1:05:21 PM  
That sounds like a definite personal foul.
 
2022-04-13 1:06:58 PM  
From a biblical standpoint? Sounds like his mother didn't read that part toward the back called the New Testament.
 
2022-04-13 1:11:25 PM  

NuclearPenguins: I had mine done when I was 18. I was out of commission for 3+ weeks afterwards. Not exactly the most pleasant of experiences.


Al Bundy Surgery
Youtube Dhk1qb_f0rM
 
2022-04-13 1:15:59 PM  

deanis: Combustion: I've had to assist doing circumcisions when I was younger. I couldn't imagine doing it to yourself. I asked the doctor during my first one: "Do we numb anything up?" He answered "No it's a baby. They just won't remember it." And boy could they SCREAM when we did the cutting and stripping.

Both times i've witnessed, they did local anesthesia


You had to get anesthesia to watch a circumcision?  I guess I would be the same way.
 
2022-04-13 1:57:41 PM  
Player name sort of checks out.
 
2022-04-13 2:10:13 PM  
Flexibility and sneezing are a bad combination
 
2022-04-13 2:16:04 PM  
After I had mine done, I couldn't speak for 9 months, and when I finally did it took another 2 years for me to start making any sense.
 
2022-04-13 2:26:32 PM  
Self Circumcised with a Boxcutter | House M.D.
Youtube 6-1rV8zmqYk
 
2022-04-13 3:20:03 PM  
jesus tapdancing christ. I don't have those bits and still involuntarily clenched my thighs.
 
2022-04-13 3:31:03 PM  
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2022-04-13 3:47:43 PM  
"We did it to the hogs so why not do it to the humans? It's country!! It's country-folk!!"

Circumcising hogs?
Are you sure Spencer didn't castrate himself?
 
2022-04-13 3:50:13 PM  

proco: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6-1rV8zmqYk]


Came to post this, leaving satisfied and LMAO at House's reaction.

/ACK~!
 
2022-04-13 6:03:10 PM  

bearded clamorer: "We did it to the hogs so why not do it to the humans? It's country!! It's country-folk!!"

Circumcising hogs?


It was part of an ill-fated attempt to market kosher bacon.
 
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