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543 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 13 Apr 2022 at 2:35 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-04-13 12:44:25 PM  
I'm like a bird.


//I'll only fly away
 
2022-04-13 1:04:06 PM  
There's always some excuse some greedy bastard uses to raise prices.  Capitalism and all.
 
2022-04-13 1:29:35 PM  
Holy hell, just like 2 days ago I learned I should take a gonorrhea shot. For 2 years it's covid. Now it's bird flu? Bring back ebola. Hit something hard, I don't want to limp away from this piece of sh*t.

I only got 3 of the 4 anthrax shots before I got out of the Navy. Is Putin gonna launch anthrax?

F*ck.
 
2022-04-13 2:57:38 PM  
No Subby, I'm real.
 
2022-04-13 2:59:39 PM  
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/Hate to admit I know this
//Wife made me watch it
///Squawk
 
2022-04-13 3:03:48 PM  
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2022-04-13 3:18:56 PM  
No, I'm a plane.
 
2022-04-13 3:30:57 PM  
Psychiatrist: "Are you a bird?"

Me: "Well, I can't fly. But neither can ostriches. I do enjoy nuts."

Psychiatrist: "That's all the time we have for this week. We'll pick up here next week."

Me, for a week... "Am I a bird?"
 
2022-04-13 3:31:56 PM  
I'm wearing a brown polyester shirt.
 
2022-04-13 3:51:10 PM  

Walker: [i.pinimg.com image 472x375]


No, but my hai...  dogdamnit...
 
2022-04-13 3:55:17 PM  
Am I feasting on your brain? Then how can I be a bird?

It's like some people don't even know what a bird is.
 
2022-04-13 4:00:17 PM  
No more than I'm a bat, pig, pangolin, or chimpanzee. Really not a good half-century to sit back on "Oh, that's a $foo pathogen. I'm not a $foo."

/Which is a shame because pooping on cars could be a good pastime.
 
2022-04-13 4:01:35 PM  

EvilEgg: I'm like a bird.


//I'll only fly away


well yeah because you don't know where your home or soul is.  i'd be out looking for them too.
 
2022-04-13 4:17:42 PM  
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2022-04-13 4:17:50 PM  
No one?


Birds aren't real.
 
2022-04-13 4:19:52 PM  
Well I do wonder what would happen if some horrible virus spread that killed 90 percent of birds.  Aside from our food source, how long until insects completely take over the planet?
 
2022-04-13 4:24:54 PM  
I just sound like one.
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2022-04-13 4:28:03 PM  
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2022-04-13 4:31:35 PM  
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2022-04-13 5:03:05 PM  

TheGogmagog: I just sound like one.
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If you just sound like one, then why post a gigantic picture of a gigantic bird?
 
2022-04-13 5:04:10 PM  
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2022-04-13 5:28:51 PM  

EvilEgg: I'm like a bird.


//I'll only fly away


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I'd incubate her eggs
 
2022-04-13 6:05:48 PM  

LewDux: EvilEgg: I'm like a bird.


//I'll only fly away

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I'd incubate her eggs


That's cuckoo
 
2022-04-13 6:30:41 PM  

crzybtch: Well I do wonder what would happen if some horrible virus spread that killed 90 percent of birds.  Aside from our food source, how long until insects completely take over the planet?


Insects?  The entire ecological food chain would collapse.  Maybe we could eat some insects.
 
2022-04-13 6:50:25 PM  
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2022-04-13 7:15:29 PM  
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2022-04-14 7:22:53 AM  

tom baker's scarf: EvilEgg: I'm like a bird.


//I'll only fly away

well yeah because you don't know where your home or soul is.  i'd be out looking for them too.


Home is where you hang your hat
 
2022-04-14 9:12:29 AM  

ktybear: tom baker's scarf: EvilEgg: I'm like a bird.


//I'll only fly away

well yeah because you don't know where your home or soul is.  i'd be out looking for them too.

Home is where you hang your hat


I can't find my hat either.
 
2022-04-14 9:13:46 AM  

cryinoutloud: crzybtch: Well I do wonder what would happen if some horrible virus spread that killed 90 percent of birds.  Aside from our food source, how long until insects completely take over the planet?

Insects?  The entire ecological food chain would collapse.  Maybe we could eat some insects.


Oh I get that.  But being covered in mosquitos is my worst nightmare.
 
2022-04-14 6:03:45 PM  

Ker_Thwap: No one?


Birds aren't real.


There it is!

/ leaving satisfied
// gonna go keep an eye on that "nest" in the front tree
Bet you believe in 3rd slashies too!
 
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