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(Fox 32 Chicago)   Welcome to Chicago, new Bears backup quarterback. Make yourself at home. Could we take your coat? How about your car? Can we take that too?   (fox32chicago.com) divider line
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2022-04-13 2:39:19 AM  
7 votes:
Maybe next time he decides where to park he will mullet over first.
 
2022-04-13 2:14:17 AM  
4 votes:
*snk* "Siemian"
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2022-04-13 11:55:02 AM  
2 votes:
Country club, eh? Maybe the valets took it out for a spin?
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151 [OhFark]
2022-04-13 4:15:57 AM  
1 vote:
I worked with a guy that had his car stolen 3 farking times, in a week, twice at work, one outside of his house.

How you ask? First time at work he got it recovered by Southfield friendly police. 8 hours later, stolen at home. 3 days later, bought a new car on eBay, we went to Massachusetts to pick it up, 16 hours inside the Michigan bother, we both go for a smoke at work, empty parking spot.

CSB and whatnot
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-04-13 4:19:20 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, both cars that got stolen were the exact same. 91 caprice. With rims. He was not a smart man.
 
2022-04-13 6:02:24 AM  
1 vote:

151: 151: I worked with a guy that had his car stolen 3 farking times, in a week, twice at work, one outside of his house.

How you ask? First time at work he got it recovered by Southfield friendly police. 8 hours later, stolen at home. 3 days later, bought a new car on eBay, we went to Massachusetts to pick it up, 16 hours inside the Michigan bother, we both go for a smoke at work, empty parking spot.

CSB and whatnot

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Had it right the first time, Michigan bother. Your spellcheck knew what you went.
 
2022-04-13 1:31:53 PM  
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151: I worked with a guy that had his car stolen 3 farking times, in a week, twice at work, one outside of his house.

How you ask? First time at work he got it recovered by Southfield friendly police. 8 hours later, stolen at home. 3 days later, bought a new car on eBay, we went to Massachusetts to pick it up, 16 hours inside the Michigan bother, we both go for a smoke at work, empty parking spot.

CSB and whatnot


Yet another CSB.  I knew a guy that thought his car was stolen, Turns out he didn't put on the parking break and it had just rolled to the other side of the parking lot.
 
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